Bow Down to The Almighty URKEL!

We in the Urkel Cult believe that one day our great savior Steve Urkel will descend from the heavens with a golden inhailer and kill all the non-bilevers.

Invite all your friends to completely submit their power to the great warlord Steve Urkel.







Higharchy:
Grand Exhaulted Ruler: FPS PANDA
Queen Bee: MANIAK
Count: Mega Novelist


For every 1,000 Members that join the Urkel Cult we shall hang a baby lamb upsidown and slit its throught, while all the members dance in its dripping blood. This will show our faith to The Grand Master Ruler Champion: Steve Urkel


Leaving the Urkel Cult will result in your tongue being ripped out of your throught and boiled along with your eyes and soul into a soup and fed to a 3 legged cat named Pepperment.

When you join the Urkel Cult you must appease the Almighty Urkel by inviting everyone in your friends list to join the cult. Just hit the arrow next to your friends name and click invite to group, then hit The Urkel Cult.

And remember, DO THE URKEL DANCE UNTIL THE DAYS ARE DONE.

The Urkel Dance
Crank Dat Urkel