To any and all onlookers looming over this page, wondering to yourself, "what possibly could this monstrosity of a group be about?"

Answering that question, the SSGC (Super Secret Girls Club) has only one goal in mind, in it's purest intent; to complete the process of global domination.

How will we do that, you may ask yourself? Our plan lies within the one true weapon to destroy all life as we may know it; memes. Free will is a myth, religion is a joke, we are all pawns, controlled by something greater; memes.

Ubisoft's E3 2015 conference was enough to prove that with the cringiest of tactics, we can, and we WILL control the Earth, and turn it into our own.

For we are, the Super Secret Girls Club!