Pirates......

"Since the dawn of man itself, men were definitly the nutty bunch, but give em a gun, a crooked boat and a lust and greed for precious loot, and you have yourself one of us, the scurvy crew, under the command of our handsome and righteous (And usually drunk) Cap-N, Meow. Join us and enter a world of searching and hunting, Metal, Keys, Women, whatever it be, we want it, we may not have a server.... yet, but dat don't mean we can't loot another! HaHa! Arg!"