We met Hygieo

It was a long day of spamming pipe bombs for the great warrior Hygieo when he discovered he had an extra appendage. His girlfriend was greatful, but Hygieo grew disgusted by the extra arm growing from his rear.

The Best White Christmas Ever

Part 3:
Finally Hygieo realized that his ♥♥♥♥ wasn't the ♥♥♥♥ that would pierce the heavens and he finally just decided to have sex with himself, Laboot was indifferent because he was dead. Hygieo had so much sex with himself that he expanded into a fat Hygieo and EXPLODED into a million tiny Hygieos. Which ten melted because time space and ♥♥♥ don't mix. Here now lays Hygieo. Dead and possibly a virgin. Because Hygieo's penis going sinside a sex kitten, also known as Laboot didn't count as losing virginity because Laboot was a cat now. Always was. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ cats, how do they work. Hygieo finally died with AIDS inside his Jog strapped ♥♥♥♥, which he crawled inside to meet his Grandma Gladice. The end.

Part 2:
It was then Hygieo realized that he had sex with the son of his son because this entire time the son that they created was himself. So he decided to cut off McHash's ♥♥♥♥, who just came home from shoe shopping and stuff it down into his own narrow urethra where he fealt comfortable and warm. It was then he took Laboot into a horse carriage and rode Laboot into the anal hamster factory. Wehre hty had plentiful sex with midgets and hamsters. It was there Laboot died because Laboot is allergic to Hygieo's ass hairs.

It was a dark and stormy night. Hygieo returned to his home and his husband McHash was out on a date with Hygieo's Liver. He was on his bed when he realized there was another bare naked man in his room. The other stood tall above the other with his penis up high into the ceiling. Hygieo's herpes infected penis instantly went u pand they had sex all over the place. It wasn't until it was all over when Hygieo realized he just had sex with his retarded son, Laboot. Thus making Labot pregnant and giving birth to himself. They then had sex all voer the place and made it a White Christmas Day.