So Moist. So Tender. Enter Our Delicious Domain Of Savoriness...

Hey guys, its me again.

Part 1: Terra Ludum

So the journey begins, as the troop of adventurers relaxed after another hard campaign in the land of Terra Ludum, they reflected on their past exploits. This imaginary world of entertainment and fantastical existence presented itself only in the minds of these delusional heroes. What lies in store for their mundane minds in the great beyond however? Glory? Riches? Possibly, even the location of the fabled "female" that is thought to exist outside the realm of Terra Ludum, beyond the four Great Scaling Walls of Castitudo. Alas, none have ventured to this outer region and returned, providing no recollection of what lies ahead for any would be explorers. Silence filled the air as the heroes prepared themselves for the journey ahead. No one could have expected what these 5 brave souls would encounter in their perilous excursion...

"Alright boys, its now or never"

And with that, the book of prophecy was closed and laid to rest.

"Lets get the ♥♥♥♥ out of here and go get some!"

The room erupted in a cheer, the energy ever growing as the desire for booty overwhelmed our heroes. The thought of endless possibilities, it was almost too much for their fledgling minds to grasp.

"First things first, uh...where do women hang out?"

To be continued - Part 2: Craigslist is legit, right?