Cool cats only*

We have the speed of a cheetah.
The sting of a scorpion.
The stealth of a ninja.
The jumping ability of cats.
The beauty of a unicorn.
The stupidity of Americans
The darting speed of fish.

Yes girls, some of us are guys. No we won't send you pictures of ourselves. No we won't be your "hot gamer b/f". No we're not fat and ugly. Yes, believe it or not, guys do play games, so quit hitting on us you silly girls. Guy gamers are here to STAY.

*Only the coolest of the cats are allowed to join.