Learn about WahHugGah

One day AWOL decided to preach at the altar. It just didn't stop after that.

WahHugGah(don't ask about the spelling) is a god, of sorts. A god sort of like Allah, Yahweh, or, well...You get the idea.

WahHugGah did not have a son. But he had a daughter. Her name was Jebus. Don't ask.

Jebus wasn't overly talented. Couldn't walk on water, or make water in to wine, but she could make water in to straight vodka. WAY better. Party all around.

Also, Jebus wanted to give to the people. So Jebus made lots of rice for the people. Unfortunately, the people she was entertaining was made primarily of asian peoples...So this resulted in a lot of swearing, violence, and people pushing their eyes back with their hands saying, "Rice again?!"

Needless to say, Jebus wasn't crucified, but instead regarded as one of the most socially crippled worship idols out there.

WahHugGah, being a god not too keen of divine intervention, decided to do absolutely nothing about his daughter's failings.

Soon, a "prophet" begged WahHugGah for guidance. He issued one commandment."I'm not watching over you, so do whatever the **** you want!" This soon translated to, "I'm not watching over you, so you're on your own! Good luck!"

WahHugGah was...different. He sort of believed the Big Bang theory...Except the big ball of matter was more like a hamster in a microwave, and WahHugGah accidentally turned it on...

Still, the peoples loved WahHugGah. After all, he created "The WAD." The WAD contains every delicious flavor in every single bite. That's right. Glen didn't create them. WahHugGah did.

WahHugGah decided to make "extremists." These people would go around preaching the faith to ignorants. Unfortunately, if ignored, these extremists would follow people around all day, farting, shouting 'yo momma' jokes, and being just plain rude all day.

Soon, another prophet came along in search of more guidance. He denied this prophet, took his eyesight, deafened him, and took his tongue. The prophet attempted suicide, but WahHugGah made sure that he survived. Albeit as a quadrapalegic. Oops.

Meanwhile, Jebus worked at a McWADs. Cash was hard to come by these days, and Jebus needed a job. Unfortunately, being the incompetent that she was, she never got promoted, and was stuck asking, "Would you like some sprinkles on your WAD?"

Then, one day, a new religion came. WahHugGah vented his anger by pissing on a cat. And then throwing the cat at the head of the religion. And then letting that cat scratch him to death. Then let the cat piss on his corpse. Then pissing on the corpse himself. Yeah. Anger vented.

More to come....

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