What is this in reference to
we’re all out of bread
Circuses are by subscription only. You have to get a premium subscription to see the elephants and a separate subscription to see tigers. The ringmaster comes out and does product promotions in the middle of every act. The acrobat act is for 18 Only because leotards are inappropriate for children. Because clowns are unionized, circus management has unpaid interns write the jokes with AI which are performed by CGI clowns projected on the wall.
Ant-man shrinks the infinity gauntlet and it no longer fits Thanos’ hand. The world is saved. The end.
“WHAT IS THIS!?
A GAUNTLET FOR ANTS?!”
gantlet
(via roruna)
Anita Bryant just died and I haven’t seen one crab rave gif on my dash yet… Come on people
HOMOPHOBE DOWN!
In addition to removing fact checkers, Meta also added some new language to their Hateful Conduct policy:
yes this is real. as a reminder, Meta runs Instagram, Facebook, Messenger, and Threads. not that Meta has ever been an ally, but blatantly writing this in your website’s conduct policy is certainly a choice
for those in the notes hoping this was a typo:
they also made the following changes:
The CNN headline adds some more
Users are now allowed to, for example, refer to “women as household objects or property” or “transgender or non-binary people as ‘it,’” according to a section of the policy prohibiting such speech that was crossed out. A new section of the policy notes Meta will allow “allegations of mental illness or abnormality when based on gender or sexual orientation, given political and religious discourse about transgenderism and homosexuality.”
(via slipperyliz)