Asteroid Alien

You've deliberately, recklessly, or incompetently made this game difficult by using the gyroscopic features on my Chromebook without any mention of them in the description of the controls, which don't work as described. As far as I can tell, A and D, and left and right cursor keys do nothing. This game should be flagged for removal, the game is so unacceptably frustrating to use as a result. I shouldn't have to tilt my Chromebook so far one way or another that it tries to reorient itself from landscape to portrait mode as a result.

There's this weird clicking or knocking sound when I crash, like someone's tapping an empty disposable cup. Three taps.

Also, it seems that my movement before and after I jump is random. Why is that? It seems the cursor keys and WAD do little other than jump me off my own starting planet but I arch so severely that I can't really aim at anything reliably.

It took me too long to realize that I was actually trying to land on planets because asteroids seemed to kill me. For a while, I was trying to see if I could jump as far as possible, unimpeded by anything. So why isn't your description better if playing the game doesn't make more sense?

In fact, the description says "you have to jump from asteroid to asteroid through space and survive as long as possible".

... OMG. Why don't you say ANYTHING about the TILT of my COMPUTER being part of the controls??? No wonder the E keys did so little. My CHROMEBOOK has to be PHYSICALLY TILTED to control my character? Why didn't you SAY SO???

How can you say the controls are explained in the description and give an inaccurate description of the controls? I guess it's because you don't care about doing a good job or living up to reasonable expectations. Was the game too easy with keyboard controls? Thought you'd sneak in tilt gyroscopic controls without telling anyone? I guess you don't mind antagonizing your users and shattering their expectations.

Those things I die on, in the middle of the screen, between more spherical shapes? THOSE ARE ASTEROIDS!

Is it so easy to make a game like this that it just slips your mind completely to give accurate descriptions of the goal of the game or how to play? Is it? It looks like some things you did well while making the gameplay suck.

It looks like this game has been up for four years and this "final version" has been up for three. CONGRATULATIONS on making a game that's annoying to try to play because you didn't do something as simple as type words into the description or stick to simple keyboard controls. Awesome. You're "awesome".

Took me a while to figure out the controls, but then I got a comfortable score of 420 :)

edit - nevermind, score of 952.

Looks cool!