blogging by candlelight

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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jaubaius

Source

bigwordsandsharpedges2

Explosive decompression

dumbbitchawards

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greater-than-the-sword

There’s no way this is the maximally efficient way to do this

recoiloperated

You would think, but actually it is one of the best ways. You know how there’s always a significant amount of unpopped kernels in the bottom of the bag or pan? This method pops basically all of it.

This is also the method for making puffed rice.

mdstroup2142

Let’s be real. You like it because it is basically a popcorn shotgun.

recoiloperated

I Am a simple man

infectiouspiss
racharii

"toys for women and nonbinary bodies" just call me a woman! you obviously do not give a single shit about nonbinary people and the vast range of diverse bodies and configurations we come in.

honest to god its so easy to not do this.

"toys for vulvas" "toys for penises" "toys for estrogenized penises" "toys for testosteronized vulvas"

i just did it! and its fucking inclusive! look at that! and there are far more categories you can make! aaaaaaaaah!