It's all just gay cephalopods

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

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About me!

Hi! You can call me Lily, LilyMoon, sailorsplatoon, or whatver you want, idc.

My pronouns are she/they!

I am a minor (16 years old), so no NSFW interactions on my blog please.

I mostly post about Splatoon, but I also like Pokemon, Kirby, Pikmin, The Owl House, Amphibia, Gravity Falls, Sailor Moon, and a bunch of other stuff! Feel free to talk with me about those if you’d like!

You’re welcome to tag me in anything! I don’t really scroll at all, so if you want me to see something, it’s best to tag me. I love getting tagged too!

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About my blog!

This is primarily a Splatoon ask blog, and a lot of it is centered around shipping and my ocs, so feel free to send me an ask! I love seeing what you guys have to say! Also I recognize that my blog can be very difficult to understand if you don’t have all the lore, so if you have any questions about anything on the blog at all, just send them over and I’m happy to answer them!

I like all sorts of ships, but my OTP is Acht x Agent 4 (or dedfour as I like to call them). I post about them a lot. You can check the #dedfour and #acht x agent 4 tags on my blog if you’re curious what I’ve posted about them in the past!

But the ships don’t stop there! I also post alot about Harmony x Acht x Agent 4, AKA p4ruf1sh. Now Harmony gets to join the lovebirds in a polycule! You can find more about that on the #p4ruf1sh tag!

And it keeps going! I post a lot of oc x canon stuff too, which you can find under the #oc x canon tag! Currently there’s Marie x Shina, Shiver x Birch, Frye x Elle (au exclusive), and Callie x Elita/Pepper. If you want to know more about a specific one, search my blog for a tag of the canon character.

Another one that I’ve talked about a little bit is a polycule QPR that I’ve been calling bittersweet pancake, it’s between Captain 3, Agent 8, and Big Man. You can find those posts under the #bittersweet pancake tag!

All of the relationships also have children that I post about frequently, so here’s a post with a short guide to all of them!

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Where to find me!

I have an ao3 account that I post fan fiction on, I also post the same fanfic here on Tumblr!

Here’s my carrd if you want to know more about me (though it’s mostly the same stuff that I wrote in this post).

I also have Twitter, but I’m not as active there as I am here.

Pfp credit goes to the amazing @agent-marusankisser (who has sadly deactivated now)

Anyway thanks for checking out my blog! Bye!

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Pinned Post I figured it was time I made one of these Idk if I really need it but I made it anyway

joltthewolf asked:

What if the kids built a pillow fort?

Are you familiar with the graphic novel The Cardboard Kingdom? I think it would be like that, but with pillows. 

They essentiually make a giant kingdom out of pillows, then then roleplay like they live in that kingdom. Some of them are good guys, some of them are bad guys, and to resolve disputes they just get into pillow fights. They have a ton of fun with it, up until their pillow kingdom collapses. Then they just rebuild it!

Thank you for the ask!!! The parents have no idea what’s going on, but it’s entertaining. 

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sniffingcinnamon asked:

What cuddling positions do everyone prefer?

Acht and Four tend to stick with big spoon and little spoon, though they alternate who is in which position.

Callie and Elita tend to just kind of squish into each other and tangle themselves together.

Marie and Shina like to rest their heads on each others shoulders.

Shiver and Birch tend to lie down next to each other, and then one of them will rest their head on the other’s chest. Much like Four and Acht, they alternate who does what.

Frye picks Elle up and holds her like she’s a princess, then refuses to let go. 

Pearl and Marina don’t have one go-to cuddle position, they’ll cuddle in every way possible. They just like being close to each other.

Big Man wraps his fins around Eight and Captain like a burrito. One fin for each cephalopod!

Thank you for the ask!!! Neo likes to butt in when its feeling lonely, and will often invite itself into a cuddle. No one really minds though, if anything they find it endearing.

agent 4 agent 4 splatoon dedf1sh acht splatoon ahato mizuta dedfour acht x agent 4 splatoon oc oc x canon callie cuttlefish marie cuttlefish shiver hohojiro frye onaga pearl houzuki marina ida pearlina big man splatoon captain 3 agent 8 splatoon bittersweet pancake neo agent 3 asks ask box
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me: beloved Gleebo

you: deplorable Deebo

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@sailorsplatoon is this correct about pikmin?

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yeah pretty much

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i am gleebo and you are deebo

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why though :(

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because i know that knives are not real and you do not

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knives are real!!! You're just making things up!!!

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and that's why i am gleebo and you deebo

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If being deebo means I don't make things up that aren't true and pass them off as reality, then I will gladly accept it!

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but you will never be as 💖me

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well maybe I don't need to be 💖 if I'm 🧠

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not even true, also are you calling me stupid?

sailorsplatoon

I am not calling you stupid, I am calling myself smart

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frog-man-moments asked:

i ate sailors car, don't tell her

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WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU!?

i was hungy, and thirsty so i drank the gas

flamingskull28

wym I didn't do anything

@sailorsplatoon

did I do something?

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you sold me out

flamingskull28

I have no clue what you are talking about, I did nothing

@sailorsplatoon

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STOP TAGGING HER

flamingskull28

I'M NOT TAGGING ANYONE

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@sailorsplatoon

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I see no tagging happening here

But I do see my car being eaten!!!!

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the little tag at the end!

sailorsplatoon

hmmmmmm

nope, don't see it

flamingskull28

@frog-man-moments is losing it

sailorsplatoon

yeah I can tell. I think he might finally be losing his last marbles, you clearly didn't tag me

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you lost your mind when you siad knives are real, btw what are knives?

sailorsplatoon

do not get me started on this again

knives are real and you know it, I will pull up the definition again if I have to

frog-man-moments

what defifition!?!?!?!??

sailorsplatoon

THIS

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I ALSO HAVE THIS

AND THIS

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YOU POSTED NOTHING

sailorsplatoon

NO, I POSTED AN IMAGE AND TWO LINKS! STOP PRETENDING LIKE THEY'RE NOT THERE!

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WHAT LINKS!?!?!??!

sailorsplatoon

THE LINKS!!!!!!

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HIIYAAAA

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ARE YOU HITTING ME NOW? WHY????

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HYAAAA

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:(

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HHHYAAAAA

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HOW DO YOU MISSS THAT!?!?

sailorsplatoon

I've never played a single Legend of Zelda game before, give me a break!

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EVEN STILL THATS LIKE LINKS THING

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yeah...... I don't know how I didn't get it.....

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EVERY WHO KNOWS HIM KNOWS THAT

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WELL I DIDN'T

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CAUSE YOU ARE A HARDCORE GIRLFAIL

sailorsplatoon

well I am but THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU GET TO MAKE FUN OF ME!!!

>:(

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IT DOES >:)

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NO IT DOESN'T >:(

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GIRLFAILGIRLFAIL 🫵🫵🫵 >:3

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>:((((((

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*you rn*

sailorsplatoon

no >:(

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That's how you look when you mad

sailorsplatoon

that is not how I look when I'm mad, that is how you look when you're making up arguments!

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so, your mad? :3

sailorsplatoon

No!

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your yelling like your mad

sailorsplatoon

I am not mad I am frustrated, there is a difference!

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hmmm

sailorsplatoon

there is!

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your getting louder

sailorsplatoon

no I am not!

THIS IS GETTING LOUDER!!!!! DO YOU SEE THE DIFFERENCE???

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so, your mad right now?

sailorsplatoon

no! I was giving an example!

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sound like your mad rn

sailorsplatoon

I am not! I am just frustrated!

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Which can lead you to getting mad

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I am not mad!

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you will be

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that feels like a threat

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*breaks your car*

sailorsplatoon

my car.... my poor car....

flamingskull28

Didn't he already eat your car how is this much different

sailorsplatoon

that’s a fair point…

@frog-man-moments how did you break my car if you already ate it?

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joltthewolf asked:

How would the parents react if their kid was looking up at them like this?

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sailorsplatoon answered:

Four and Acht think it’s adorable, and will probably give Gibbous whatever he’s asking for when he does this.

Callie and Elita think Lyra looks really cute, though they’re kind of hoping this isn’t her way of geting their attention because something went wrong.

Marie and Shina are pretty sure this is Cassie’s way of asking for something she knows they’ll say no to, but she’s still cute.

Because Megan and Don are twins, it looks a little more creepy than it does cute, but Shiver and Birch still find it entertaining at least. Until both Megan and Don continue to stare at them for an hour straight…

Frye and Elle think Pixel looks adorable, and Frye just picks them up and carries them around because she thinks they’re so cute. 

Pearl and Marina think Kaito is really cute, but much like Callie and Elita, they’re worried he’s just trying to butter them up to tell them something bad happened. 

Captain, Eight, and Big Man all think Sage might be frozen, but it’s still cute. Big Man wraps Sage up in his fins and carries them away.

Thank you for the ask!!! That is a very very cute cat.

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megan and don: "one of us tells the truth while the other lies"

sailorsplatoon

lmao that is perfect

Though I could see them forgetting which of them is supposed to do what and then both lying on accident

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mediamuse

The first three words you see will manifest in 2025.

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k8rgrl

Lesbian nature adventure lets fucking go

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timeloop yuri polycule

@sailorsplatoon @flamingskull28 @a-oct0

@emmyarts7 @egggod17

so, what did you guys see?

sailorsplatoon

portal locket nature

I think I'm getting isekai'd in 2025

@sploon-fic-fan @joltthewolf @sniffingcinnamon @itsmaddienow

frog-man-moments

your about to get amphiibia'd

sailorsplatoon

HELL YES!!!!

I'm probably gonna be the one getting impaled and then possessed though so that's not very good for me.....

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eh, too bad

sailorsplatoon

If I get anime powers after then I'm fine with it.

Also @sploon-fic-fan I have been asked to inform you of the conversation going on in the tags and ask for your input:

On frog-man's post about me getting amphibia'd:

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On my post about me getting impaled:

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And on frog-man's post saying too bad

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i still don't know wtf a htwml is?????

sailorsplatoon

idk either! that's why I tagged them! I think it's a video game?

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ask them!!!!

sailorsplatoon

I tagged them to try getting their attention!

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@sploon-fic-fan explain please

sploon-fic-fan

her tears were my light (its a visual novel, would reccomend)

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okay, how does that connect with my timeloop yuri polycule?

sploon-fic-fan

check it out, it lines up!

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from what i understand (which is not much) time and space fall in love and are in a timeloop and there is a third girl named nil who is jealous

sploon-fic-fan

and there's also a poly ending!

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still probably won't help me @sailorsplatoon

sailorsplatoon

well at least you'll potentially get to be in a polycule? do you want to be in a polycule?

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idk im not even a women

sailorsplatoon

then maybe you'll be a fourth (or fifth, or sixth, etc) wheel while you're stuck in the timeloop with a polycule of sapphics

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wingman maybe?

sailorsplatoon

ooh that could work! You’d be the ultimate wingman

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froog-water

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so you're telling me

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AAAAAAAAAAAA

@sailorsplatoon

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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sailor, are you telling me

sailorsplatoon

a freddy fried this rice?

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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sailorsplatoon

:D

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*i am loosing it*

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sailorsplatoon

*I am sitting here silently, watching you lose it*

:D

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(that was supposed to be yelling at you/silly)

sailorsplatoon

(I had figured lol. I am still just sitting here staring at you)

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(you have no problem with being yelled at?)

sailorsplatoon

(I do but the best solution is for me to sit here and wait for you to yell yourself into exhaustion. If I try to fight you, you will maul me. Or maybe you'll maul me anyway)

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*mauls you*

sailorsplatoon

aaaaaaaaaaaaa

:(

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chickenstab

happy new bears!!

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wait no don’t reblog this i meant years

prospitdreamer

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TEN YEARS OF HAPPY NEW BEARS @creaturefeaster

chickenstab

A DECADE OF NEW BEARS…….

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@sailorsplatoon

the bears

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are in

sailorsplatoon

oh no

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you don’t like the bears?

sailorsplatoon

I like bears when they aren’t attacking me

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but they are the plsu bears you see in the photo above

sailorsplatoon

then in that case, I love the bears

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mini djungskogs

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yesssss!!!!!

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the plushies!

sailorsplatoon

the plushieeeeees!!!!

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mediamuse

The first three words you see will manifest in 2025.

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k8rgrl

Lesbian nature adventure lets fucking go

frog-man-moments

timeloop yuri polycule

@sailorsplatoon @flamingskull28 @a-oct0

@emmyarts7 @egggod17

so, what did you guys see?

sailorsplatoon

portal locket nature

I think I'm getting isekai'd in 2025

@sploon-fic-fan @joltthewolf @sniffingcinnamon @itsmaddienow

frog-man-moments

@sailorsplatoon

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what is going on?

sailorsplatoon

everyone is going into the timeloop yrui polycule

maybe you two will be in a timeloop together, or maybe you'll be in seperate ones. Either way I wish you both luck!

I'm gonna go hang out with a bunch of frogs now

frog-man-moments

what does it mean???

sailorsplatoon

that's for you all to find out in the timeloop! Maybe that's the lesson you're supposed to learn, and once you learn it, the loop ends

frog-man-moments

your not helping

sailorsplatoon

how do you expect me to help? If I'm not in the timeloop, I will be unaware of it's existence

frog-man-moments

pull me out of it?

sailorsplatoon

how??? I don't think that's possible

frog-man-moments

>:(

sailorsplatoon

idk how timeloops work! What do you want me to do?

frog-man-moments

idk

sailorsplatoon

well.... you can vent to me about it when you're out of the time loop if you want. Or even when you're in the time loop, but I won't remember it next loop

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:(

sailorsplatoon

:)

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caats

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@walmart-the-official

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@sailorsplatoon this is how you came to earth

sailorsplatoon

yes, it is. so did you, stop trying to deny it

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no! that's you, the black cat on the right!

sailorsplatoon

exactly, and you are the orange cat on the left :)

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NO!!!

sailorsplatoon

yes :)

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NO, also that is the car that i ate

sailorsplatoon

yes!! And.... that actually kind of looks like my car....

frog-man-moments

nuh uh!!!! also really?

sailorsplatoon

yuh huh! And yeah, just slightly more rounded and with a not shattered windshield. It's the exact color too!

frog-man-moments

False!!!!!! also nice

sailorsplatoon

true!!! And thanks

frog-man-moments

*mauls you*

sailorsplatoon

aaaaaaaaaa!!!!

you're still wrong!

frog-man-moments

no

sailorsplatoon

yes