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  • Newton's Disease (2006)
  • 86 min | Comedy
Newton's Disease (2006)
86 min | Comedy

Newton's Disease may or may not exist. Griffen Biederman is going to find out. Griffen's own existence is a quagmire of disappointment - work is a vacuum, his shrink is a pusher and his marriage is a joke. Richard Nixon is a client on the ...See moreNewton's Disease may or may not exist. Griffen Biederman is going to find out. Griffen's own existence is a quagmire of disappointment - work is a vacuum, his shrink is a pusher and his marriage is a joke. Richard Nixon is a client on the phone. He may or may not have Newton's Disease. Consolidated Mutual, Griffen's employer, dictates that Mr. Nixon be denied without question, but in a fit of individualism Griffen bucks the system to track down the truth. What he discovers will have you questioning what you know. Does 16 9 = 23? Do Catholic parents raise Presbyterian children? Is selflessness unattainable? Yes and other answers found within. **WARNING** May Cause Dizziness // Take With Food Written by Jason Page See less
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Oct 12, 2006 (United States)

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40 cast members
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Amy Abts
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John Agurkis
Richard Nixon Richard Nixon   See fewer
Kevin Albert
Dr. Baptist Dr. Baptist   See fewer
Ben Chadwick
Detective Detective   See fewer
Brent Doyle
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Sarah Foldesi
Ursula Ursula   See fewer
Matthew Glover
Anonymous Co-Worker Anonymous Co-Worker   See fewer
Anthoney Green
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Jeff Holden
Messenger Messenger   See fewer
Ari Hoptman
Mr. Hungus Mr. Hungus   See fewer
Michelle Hummel
Spokeswoman Spokeswoman   See fewer
Devorah Jaffe
ER Attendant ER Attendant   See fewer
Anthony Johnson
Boracchio Boracchio   See fewer
Karl Klint
TV Reporter TV Reporter   See fewer
Steve Lattery
Griffen Biederman Griffen Biederman   See fewer
Ellie Martin
Director Director   See fewer
Emily S.K. McGuiness
Paramedic Paramedic   See fewer
Devin McKinnon
Conrade Conrade   See fewer
Analiese Miller
Dream Woman Dream Woman   See fewer
Richard Ooms
Old Man Old Man   See fewer
Jason Page
Benedick / Greg Benedick / Greg   See fewer
Rick Palmer
Mr. Dicky Mr. Dicky   See fewer
Charlie Pasek
Pharmacist Pharmacist   See fewer
William Payne
Dogberry Dogberry   See fewer
John Pokizywinksi
Don Pedro Don Pedro   See fewer
M. Scott Taulman
TV Evangelist TV Evangelist   See fewer
Marcus Trudeau
Mr. Briskers, Leonato Mr. Briskers, Leonato   See fewer
Shawn Turek
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Jim Westcott
Distraught Co-Worker Distraught Co-Worker   See fewer
Holly Whitcomb
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Chris Woolery
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