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  • The Onion Movie (2008)
  • Not Rated
    86 min | Comedy
The Onion Movie (2008)
Not Rated
86 min | Comedy

Satirical interpretations of world events and curious human behavior.
Directors
Tom Kuntz (as James Kleiner) | Mike Maguire (as James Kleiner)
Writers
Todd Hanson (written by) | Robert Siegel (written by)
Cinematographer
Casting Director
Justine Arteta (as Justine Baddeley)
Production Designer
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Status
Edit Released
Updated May 29, 2008

Release date
Jun 3, 2008 (United States)

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Cast

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176 cast members
Name Known for
Daniel Chacón
Young American / Cock Puncher Young American / Cock Puncher   See fewer
Ken Takemoto
Sensei Sensei   See fewer
Steven Seagal
Cock Puncher Cock Puncher   See fewer
Don McManus
Dennis McCormick Dennis McCormick   See fewer
Kate Fuglei
Dolores McCormick Dolores McCormick   See fewer
Abigail Mavity
Roseanne McCormick Roseanne McCormick   See fewer
Reid Weaver
Dennis McCormick, Jr. Dennis McCormick, Jr.   See fewer
Brian Powell
Typical Neighbor Husband Typical Neighbor Husband   See fewer
Adele Robbins
Typical Neighbor Wife Typical Neighbor Wife   See fewer
Jason L. Miller
Sooty Firefighter Sooty Firefighter   See fewer
Brendon Baerg
Sooty Child Sooty Child   See fewer
Len Cariou
Norm Archer Norm Archer   See fewer
Larissa Laskin
Dana Dobbs Dana Dobbs   See fewer
Scott Klace
Kip Kendall Kip Kendall   See fewer
Barbara Pilavin
Alzheimers Old Lady Alzheimers Old Lady   See fewer
Sandy Kenyon
Alzheimers Guy in Crowd Alzheimers Guy in Crowd   See fewer
Sam Menning
Alzheimers Guy in Crowd Alzheimers Guy in Crowd   See fewer
Orlando Seale
Producer Producer   See fewer
Erik Stolhanske
Producer Producer   See fewer
Sarah McElligott
Melissa Cherry Melissa Cherry   See fewer
Karl Montgomery
African Child (as Karl Montgomery Jr.) African Child (as Karl Montgomery Jr.)   See fewer
Steven Kozlowski
White Trash Dude White Trash Dude   See fewer
Randy Oglesby
Surgeon General Surgeon General   See fewer
Archie Howard
Fat Man (as Archie J. Howard) Fat Man (as Archie J. Howard)   See fewer
Howard Shur
Smoker Smoker   See fewer
Todd Hanson
Smoker Driver Smoker Driver   See fewer
Arthur Kendall
Bud Schwartz Bud Schwartz   See fewer
Ira Gewant
Brunno Tucci Brunno Tucci   See fewer
Christopher Weeks
Rolly Ingersoll Rolly Ingersoll   See fewer
Edward Ansara
Skink Bradley Skink Bradley   See fewer
Murray Gershenz
Raggles Wimpole Raggles Wimpole   See fewer
Paul 'Mousie' Garner
Uncle Smackers (as Mousie Garner) Uncle Smackers (as Mousie Garner)   See fewer
Helen Geller
Mavis De Haven Mavis De Haven   See fewer
Richard Fancy
Kenneth Garber Kenneth Garber   See fewer
Murphy Dunne
Raymond Marcus Raymond Marcus   See fewer
Alex Solowitz
The Masses The Masses   See fewer
Savannah Haske
Rapist Lisa Rapist Lisa   See fewer
Griffin M. Creech
Rapist Policeman Rapist Policeman   See fewer
Daniel Dae Kim
Rapist Ivy Leaguer Rapist Ivy Leaguer   See fewer
Stefan Sacks
Rapist Uncle Rapist Uncle   See fewer
Rebecca Lowman
Rape Victim Julie Rape Victim Julie   See fewer
Amy Davies
Board Game Woman Board Game Woman   See fewer
John Gibson Miller
Steel Beam Construction Guy Steel Beam Construction Guy   See fewer
Jim Gleason
Steel Beam Architect Steel Beam Architect   See fewer
Ben Braat
Dutch Dad Dutch Dad   See fewer
Sal Lopez
Peruvian Peruvian   See fewer
Jay Montalvo
Peruvian Peruvian   See fewer
Bashar Rahal
Arab Terrorist Arab Terrorist   See fewer
Russell Steinberg
Young Terrorist Young Terrorist   See fewer
Amir Talai
Ahman Ahman   See fewer
Ryan Bosch
White Black Guy Bill White Black Guy Bill   See fewer
Leslie Duke
White Black Guy Jenny White Black Guy Jenny   See fewer
Brendan Fletcher
White Black Guy Tim White Black Guy Tim   See fewer
Todd Bosley
White Black Guy Dan White Black Guy Dan   See fewer
Michael Brainard
White Black Guy Policeman (as Mike Brainard) White Black Guy Policeman (as Mike Brainard)   See fewer
Dane Farwell
White Black Guy Policeman White Black Guy Policeman   See fewer
Mary Boucher
White Black Guy Judge White Black Guy Judge   See fewer
Chris Karwowski
White Black Guy Jury Foreman White Black Guy Jury Foreman   See fewer
Michael Harte
Pentagon General Pentagon General   See fewer
Charles Howerton
Pentagon General Pentagon General   See fewer
James Kayten
Pentagon Officer Pentagon Officer   See fewer
Sean Conroy
Landmine Salesman Landmine Salesman   See fewer
Christopher Boyer
Landmine Boss Landmine Boss   See fewer
S.E. Perry
Recruitment Officer Recruitment Officer   See fewer
Michael Harney
Line-Up Detective (as Michael J. Harney) Line-Up Detective (as Michael J. Harney)   See fewer
Alonzo Bodden
Prisoner Prisoner   See fewer
Gill Gayle
Prisoner Prisoner   See fewer
Robert Shampain
Prisoner Dad Prisoner Dad   See fewer
Jordan Lindsay Hamm
Girl Greeting Prisoner Girl Greeting Prisoner   See fewer
Tom Wright
Kwame Roberts Kwame Roberts   See fewer
Gedde Watanabe
James Nakatami James Nakatami   See fewer
Troy L. Collins
Dashante Jackson Dashante Jackson   See fewer
Daniel Colembie
McSorley's Bartender McSorley's Bartender   See fewer
Marc Antonio Pritchett
Upstanding Black Man Upstanding Black Man   See fewer
Jerry Giles
Dave Kostman Dave Kostman   See fewer
John Viener
Peen Out Guy Peen Out Guy   See fewer
Mike Loew
Library Penis Man Library Penis Man   See fewer
David Chisum
Penis Pal Glen Penis Pal Glen   See fewer
Martin Morales
Penis Ethnic Man Penis Ethnic Man   See fewer
Micah Sauers
Penis Boy Penis Boy   See fewer
Michael R. Dowell
Penis Businessman Penis Businessman   See fewer
Ken Narasaki
Businessman Businessman   See fewer
Clint Culp
Bates Computer Customer Bates Computer Customer   See fewer
Paul Scheer
Bates Computer Salesman Dirk Bates Computer Salesman Dirk   See fewer
Maria Schneider
Bates Computer Customer's Wife Bates Computer Customer's Wife   See fewer
Dustin Seavey
Bates Temp Dude Bates Temp Dude   See fewer
Bill Dearth
Bates Businessman Bates Businessman   See fewer
Gregorio
Bates Delivery Man (as Z.G. Harris) Bates Delivery Man (as Z.G. Harris)   See fewer
James M. Connor
Bates Manager (as James Michael Connor) Bates Manager (as James Michael Connor)   See fewer
Michael Delaney
Gil Bates Gil Bates   See fewer
Nick Chinlund
Bryce Brand Bryce Brand   See fewer
Jim Rash
Bryce's Manager Bryce's Manager   See fewer
Angel Cassidy
Porn Star Porn Star   See fewer
Mia Crowe
Porn Star Porn Star   See fewer
Gauge
Porn Star Porn Star   See fewer
Kirk Ward
Brendan Laroux Brendan Laroux   See fewer
Eric Siegel
Studio Executive Studio Executive   See fewer
Jen Cohn
Cooking Show Host Cooking Show Host   See fewer
Meredith Baxter
Cooking Show Chef Cooking Show Chef   See fewer
Charley Beil
Wizards Gamer (as Charles Beil) Wizards Gamer (as Charles Beil)   See fewer
Daniel Benson
Wizard Gamer (as Dan Benson) Wizard Gamer (as Dan Benson)   See fewer
Adam Crosby
Wizard Gamer Wizard Gamer   See fewer
Jed Rees
Wizards Proteus Wizards Proteus   See fewer
Greg Pitts
Wizards Dragonmaster Wizards Dragonmaster   See fewer
Greg Cipes
Hippie Diplomant Hippie Diplomant   See fewer
William Duffy
Man in Suit Man in Suit   See fewer
Cory McAbee
Man in Suit Man in Suit   See fewer
Evgeniy Lazarev
Slovesevic (as Eugene Lazarev) Slovesevic (as Eugene Lazarev)   See fewer
Adam Gregor
Birajko Birajko   See fewer
Terrence Flack
Bank Gunman Bank Gunman   See fewer
Mo McRae
Second Bank Gunman (as Mõ) Second Bank Gunman (as Mõ)   See fewer
Sarah DeVincentis
Bank Customer Bank Customer   See fewer
Michelle Buffone
Bank Liz Anne (as Michele Buffone) Bank Liz Anne (as Michele Buffone)   See fewer
Jim Ortlieb
Bank Mr. Poniewicz Bank Mr. Poniewicz   See fewer
Cory Nartatez
Gay Guy Gay Guy   See fewer
Savastian Padilla
Gay Guy (as Savastion Padilla) Gay Guy (as Savastion Padilla)   See fewer
Bruce Stevenson
Gay Guy Gay Guy   See fewer
Chris Villa
Gay Guy (as Christopher Villa) Gay Guy (as Christopher Villa)   See fewer
Kenneth C. Rosier
Presidential Advisor Presidential Advisor   See fewer
Rodney Dangerfield
Rodney Dangerfield Rodney Dangerfield   See fewer
Ivan Klipstein
Subscription Card Man Subscription Card Man   See fewer
Hanna Bluth
Little Girl Little Girl   See fewer
Tanya Ballinger
Cockpuncher Entourage Cockpuncher Entourage   See fewer
Kamela Forbes
Cockpuncher Entourage Cockpuncher Entourage   See fewer
Neva Massey
Cockpuncher Entourage Cockpuncher Entourage   See fewer
Eleanor Mercado
Cockpuncher Entourage Cockpuncher Entourage   See fewer
Karen Miller
Cockpuncher Entourage Cockpuncher Entourage   See fewer
Rachelle Wood
Cockpuncher Entourage Cockpuncher Entourage   See fewer
André Costa
Cameraman Cameraman   See fewer
Donna Glytch
God Bless America Dancer (as Destiny Lightsy) God Bless America Dancer (as Destiny Lightsy)   See fewer
Michon Suyama
God Bless America Dancer God Bless America Dancer   See fewer
Vai Tiare
Melissa Cherry Video Dancer (as Vaitiare Au-Harehoe) Melissa Cherry Video Dancer (as Vaitiare Au-Harehoe)   See fewer
Kato Bonner
Melissa Cherry Video Dancer Melissa Cherry Video Dancer   See fewer
Allison Kyler
Melissa Cherry Video Dancer Melissa Cherry Video Dancer   See fewer
Brandy Lamkin
Melissa Cherry Video Dancer Melissa Cherry Video Dancer   See fewer
Clifford McGhee
Melissa Cherry Video Dancer Melissa Cherry Video Dancer   See fewer
Tomasina Parrott
Melissa Cherry Video Dancer Melissa Cherry Video Dancer   See fewer
Adrian Armas
Lollipop Love Dancer Lollipop Love Dancer   See fewer
Kevin Federline
Lollipop Love Dancer Lollipop Love Dancer   See fewer
Dante Harper
Lollipop Love Dancer (as Danté Harper) Lollipop Love Dancer (as Danté Harper)   See fewer
Robert Hoffman
Lollipop Love Dancer (as Robert James Hoffman III) Lollipop Love Dancer (as Robert James Hoffman III)   See fewer
Lucas Raynaud
Lollipop Love Dancer Lollipop Love Dancer   See fewer
Dave Scott
Lollipop Love Dancer Lollipop Love Dancer   See fewer
Harry Shum Jr.
Lollipop Love Dancer Lollipop Love Dancer   See fewer
Ahmed B. Badran
Peruvian (uncredited) Peruvian (uncredited)   See fewer
Kathie Barnes
Concerned Mother (uncredited) Concerned Mother (uncredited)   See fewer
Bo Barrett
Wigger Jim (uncredited) Wigger Jim (uncredited)   See fewer
Jackson Bolt
Texas Chainsaw Killer (uncredited) Texas Chainsaw Killer (uncredited)   See fewer
Chris Cashman
UPS Delivery Man (uncredited) UPS Delivery Man (uncredited)   See fewer
Martez Covington
Actor (uncredited) Actor (uncredited)   See fewer
Said Faraj
Suicide Bomber (uncredited) Suicide Bomber (uncredited)   See fewer
Bill Frenzer
Nicholas Van Essen (uncredited) Nicholas Van Essen (uncredited)   See fewer
Justin Rodgers Hall
Terrorist (uncredited) Terrorist (uncredited)   See fewer
Glen Hambly
Attorney (uncredited) Attorney (uncredited)   See fewer
Susanna Harter
Librarian (uncredited) Librarian (uncredited)   See fewer
Mohammed Hassan
Terrorist (uncredited) Terrorist (uncredited)   See fewer
Hiro Koda
Actor (uncredited) Actor (uncredited)   See fewer
Eloise Lynch
Britney Spears Fan (uncredited) Britney Spears Fan (uncredited)   See fewer
Marshall Manesh
Announcer (uncredited) Announcer (uncredited)   See fewer
Ronald McAdams
Drunken Irishman (uncredited) Drunken Irishman (uncredited)   See fewer
Joel McHale
Office Worker (uncredited) Office Worker (uncredited)   See fewer
Chrissy Metz
Heavy Girl (uncredited) Heavy Girl (uncredited)   See fewer
Christopher Nissley
Terrorist Training Video Announcer (uncredited) Terrorist Training Video Announcer (uncredited)   See fewer
Blaine Pate
Office Worker (uncredited) Office Worker (uncredited)   See fewer
Paula Price
Host a Rape Tape Gal (uncredited) Host a Rape Tape Gal (uncredited)   See fewer
Tony Sagastizado I
Taliban Terrorist (uncredited) Taliban Terrorist (uncredited)   See fewer
Helen Slayton-Hughes
'Yarn-it-All' Employee (uncredited) 'Yarn-it-All' Employee (uncredited)   See fewer
Channing Swift
Ice Hockey Fan (uncredited) Ice Hockey Fan (uncredited)   See fewer
Tony Swift
Ice Hockey Fan (uncredited) Ice Hockey Fan (uncredited)   See fewer
Cassie Townsend
Pot Smoker Girl at Board Game Party (uncredited) Pot Smoker Girl at Board Game Party (uncredited)   See fewer
Natasha Yi
Melissa Cherry Video Dancer (uncredited) Melissa Cherry Video Dancer (uncredited)   See fewer
Melissa Zanit
Yearbook Girl (uncredited) Yearbook Girl (uncredited)   See fewer
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