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  • Lovelines (1984)
  • R
    93 min | Comedy
Lovelines (1984)
R
93 min | Comedy

Greed, lust, dirty tricks and bloody fist fights... All those things that make life worth living. When Piper and Rick, the two hottest properties in the Battle of the Bands want to make it, only one thing stands in their way. They're from ...See moreGreed, lust, dirty tricks and bloody fist fights... All those things that make life worth living. When Piper and Rick, the two hottest properties in the Battle of the Bands want to make it, only one thing stands in their way. They're from opposing High Schools. And Malibu High's 6'6" muscle-bound monster Godzilla is going to do everything and anything stop his sweet little sister getting it on with some jerk from the Coldwater Canyon High. When all else fails, only Lovelines answering service can keep them together. Written by Anon See less
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Chip Hand (screenplay) (story) | William Byron Hillman (screenplay) (as William Hillman) (story) (as William Hillman)
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Release date
Nov 2, 1984 (United States)

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33 cast members
Name Known for
Greg Bradford
Rick Johnson Rick Johnson   See fewer
Tammy Taylor
Priscilla Priscilla   See fewer
Stacey Toten
Cynthia Cynthia   See fewer
Robert DeLapp
The Beagle The Beagle   See fewer
Frank Zagarino
Godzilla Godzilla   See fewer
Todd Bryant
Hammer Hammer   See fewer
Robin Watkins
Theresa Theresa   See fewer
Claudia Cowan
Brigit Brigit   See fewer
Lynn Cartwright
Mrs. Woodson Mrs. Woodson   See fewer
Albert Szabo
Professor Fromawitz Professor Fromawitz   See fewer
Miguel Ferrer
Dragon Dragon   See fewer
Joyce Jameson
Mary Assquith (as Joyce Jamison) Mary Assquith (as Joyce Jamison)   See fewer
Shecky Greene
Master of Ceremonies Master of Ceremonies   See fewer
Gary Morgan
Cafeteria Attendant Cafeteria Attendant   See fewer
Marguerite Kimberley
Bathtub Girl Bathtub Girl   See fewer
Kelley Jean Brower
Ventriloquist (as Kelley Jean Browser) Ventriloquist (as Kelley Jean Browser)   See fewer
Michael Lloyd
Lloyd Sidewalk Lloyd Sidewalk   See fewer
Paul Valentine
Mr. VanDerMeer Mr. VanDerMeer   See fewer
Conrad E. Palmisano
Motorcycle Officer #1 Motorcycle Officer #1   See fewer
Robert Fiacco
Motorcycle Officer #2 Motorcycle Officer #2   See fewer
James 'Poorman' Trenton
Disk Jockey (as James Davis Trenton) Disk Jockey (as James Davis Trenton)   See fewer
Ernest Robinson
Porno Spectator Porno Spectator   See fewer
Victor A. Haddox
High School Student (uncredited) High School Student (uncredited)   See fewer
Jasmin Paul
A Girlfriend (uncredited) A Girlfriend (uncredited)   See fewer
John Richard Petersen
J.J. (uncredited) J.J. (uncredited)   See fewer
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