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"It’s a fun little game that does a great job of building up tension as the time ticks down as well as making you increasingly exasperated at its (deliberately) convoluted automated telephone system."
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Terry Cavanagh's Free Game of the Week

"The most evil monster of them all - bureaucracy"
- The Hamster Overlord

NEW - a Korean translation (by q1) has been added!

StatusReleased
PlatformsWindows
Rating
Rated 4.7 out of 5 stars
(185 total ratings)
Authorpapercookies
GenreAction, Puzzle, Simulation
Tags3D, Atmospheric, Creepy, Horror, Psychological Horror, Short, Thriller
Average sessionAbout a half-hour
LanguagesEnglish, Korean
InputsKeyboard

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good game, took me 2 tries.

Well uh shit

Crazy game.

Super creative puzzle game! Really enjoyed it :) 

Really good game

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super fun little game! took about 15 minutes to finish, but could spend another 10 or so going through every dialog option if you're a completionist. it's really visually appealing, the sound is great, and it's very unique and enjoyable :)

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-"The president is unavailable, do you wish to schedule a call?"  

-Biden taking his second afternoon nap 

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Is this game inspired by the movie Failsafe?

uhhh i was about to beat the game but the timer hit 0 right when i was about to beat it, now i'm stuck on the phone screen with nothing happening, timer shows 00:00 and the ICBM is now back at the start, with nothing happening

Heya! I would absolutely LOVE to translate this game to Brazilian Portuguese! How could I help?

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Very Fun Game To Play My Video Is Better Than The Other Ones Lol Im Just Playing 

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I loved playing this.

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awesome! please send me an email :) adam dot pype at gmail dot com

Hi. I could help with a Spanish translation if you want.

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Hey! The Spanish translation is already well underway, should be done soon :) thank you though!

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Hi! How can I help you with russian game translation? I really want to help translate this game in russian!

hey! sure, that would be really cool! just send me an email: adam dot pype @ gmail dot com

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Hi! I'm a volunteer french game translator and I would love helping by making the game available in french! Could we get in touch :)?

hey! that would be super cool! i've got a good setup going now for adding translations to the game so let's definitely talk. you can email me at adam dot pype at gmail dot com :)

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I really want Korean version. How long should i wait?

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Hello! Happy to announce the Korean language update has finally been uploaded. Download the latest version and you will be presented with a language select :)

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I really appreciate it thank you :)

STRESSFUL GAME....  I LIKE IT (VIDEO STARTS 17:39)

almost broke pound key #############

10/10

I looove it!! Such a stressful yet simple game, and somehow comedic for such a serious topic!

took me 2 new york bombings to finally beat the game... neat game to play when bored, usually takes 2-3 retries to figure everything out but i'm sure you can stop armageddon from there :3

goid game

great game. blew up the world 4 or 5 times before finally figuring out how to beat the game

Yeah thats truly a horror game.

Beautifully intense game.

beatiifull idea

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I mean If i was them I would have a "emergency that is not going to the president button" beaucse if they didint they they deserve to lose new york

This is such an interesting concept. I'm trying it right now and might write a review after I explore it fully

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the options to play again or quit at the end of the game don't work if you aren't using a numpad. i had to get a usb keyboard for my laptop just to click play again.

i have pernament number 8 flashing on my screan after completing the game

best image i got

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never mind its gone

i keep forgetting the numbers and the menu..... i simply gave up and let new york be blasted into pieces.. great game stressful phone

Concentrated panic in one, horribly made navigation menu simulator. Brilliant horror, 10/10 would "help help help no no no no don't do this what have I done there's ten seconds left" again :fire: (Basically: Concept brilliantly executed, great job man!!!)

When will the Burning Beaver version be uploaded???

ME HA PARECIDO UN CONCEPTO SUPER INTERESANTE Y ESTRESANTE XD. ME HA ENCANTADO. EXCELENTE JUEGO.

Linux version?? Pleeaaaaseeee? :>

have you tried it in Proton? I have a hard time believing it wouldn’t work. 

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i cant get it to work :(

holy STRESS LMAO! def worth playing for yourself!


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I wish this was True and someone Nuke USA 

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Kill yourself

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after you .....degenerate little subhuman !

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What the heck, bro?

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Actually crazy coming from a guy from Slovakia.

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so many sick developers on itchio they should be killed!

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What is bro saying??

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too many people in the world ...we need WW3 or Nuclear Apocalypse so we can cut down Earth Population by 50%

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blud thinks hes thanos lol 

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This game was equally as it was frustrating as it was intense. Great experience and the end had me in stitches. What'd you think?

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