this time i recorded the audio directly. please think its cool
if U have my phone number: being mutuals w/ me does NOT give U permission to hit me up on Nextel Chirp like “Where You At?” for god and everybody in the D. M. V. to hear …
Me, starting a brand new installment of my favorite M-rated visual novel: Ah yes, time for my brain to make the happy chemicals lol
*My wife & kids interrupt*
Me: *le sigh* never mind
well folks, it happened. my dick fell clean off of my mons pubis and into da donation plate. when i tried to discreetly slip it back into my pocket, a small bird swooped by and swiftly collected it in its beak. while the camera was following close behind him, the seasons change but he remains in the center of the shot.