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Hiya, thanks for visiting my blog or following me! I post a lot of stuff and I’m very multifandom, and if you’re visiting from only one of those things, awesome! But here’s a short list of some of the things I post about regularly so you know what to expect from following.

There may be an occasional one-off of other things, and this list will often change as my hyperfixations come and go.

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magickspills
equalistmako

every time i listen to “you’re a mean one mr. grinch” i can’t help but sit there and think “what did the grinch do to hurt you?” because dude just stands there for 2 minutes and 58 seconds and drags the grinch into the dirt

damianmcgintleman

he stole christmas, kayla! stop with your #notallgrinches propaganda!

equalistmako

you know what if someone told me i was a three-decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich with arsenic sauce i’d probably be bitter enough to steal christmas too 

prokopetz

Interestingly, though The Grinch Who Stole Christmas is narrated by Boris Karloff, the big musical number is sung by the late Thurl Ravenscroft - an American voice actor better known as the voice of Tony the Tiger.

My headcanon is that the Grinch and Tony the Tiger had a bad breakup, and “You’re a Mean One, Mr. Grinch” is the resulting breakup song.

lightninjohn

Did this really HAVE to be the first thing I see when I opened up Tumblr?

prokopetz

Yes.

iguanamouth

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carryonmy-assbutt

oh god theres art

tediousfeline

@altadude you know what must be done.

altadude

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drowningsun

ive been avoiding reblogging this honestly but just. What the fuck. What the fuck tumblr

magickspills

I apologize to all my followers for this

puppyenergy
funnytwittertweets

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reblogabyssvoidhole

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constance-mcentee

IMAGE DESCRITPION: A tweet by Twitter user @RawBeanCoal reads, “hug other women slightly off center so our boobs fit together like puzzle pieces.”

This is followed by a series of replies and tags which read as follows…

  • #i hug them straight on so my boobs can establish dominance
  • #i prefer head on like a car crash. make the boobies kiss
  • we could be doing this with balls, no homo even
  • #i’m usually taller so I press mine above and get a tiddie shelf
  • My wife calls it “Titris”
  • it’s called titrus thanks
  • #titrus
villainessbian

RESTORING LOST MEDIA

jesusinstilettos
jesusinstilettos

I’m about to save you thousands of dollars in therapy by teaching you what I learned paying thousands of dollars for therapy:

It may sound woo woo but it’s an important skill capitalism and hyper individualism have robbed us of as human beings.

Learn to process your emotions. It will improve your mental health and quality of life. Emotions serve a biological purpose, they aren’t just things that happen for no reason.

1. Pause and notice you’re having a big feeling or reaching for a distraction to maybe avoid a feeling. Notice what triggered the feeling or need for a distraction without judgement. Just note that it’s there. Don’t label it as good or bad.

2. Find it in your body. Where do you feel it? Your chest? Your head? Your stomach? Does it feel like a weight everywhere? Does it feel like you’re vibrating? Does it feel like you’re numb all over?

3. Name the feeling. Look up an emotion chart if you need to. Find the feeling that resonates the most with what you’re feeling. Is it disappointment? Heartbreak? Anxiety? Anger? Humiliation?

4. Validate the feeling. Sometimes feelings misfire or are disproportionately big, but they’re still valid. You don’t have to justify what you’re feeling, it’s just valid. Tell yourself “yeah it makes sense that you feel that right now.” Or something as simple as “I hear you.” For example: If I get really big feelings of humiliation when I lose at a game of chess, the feeling may not be necessary, but it is valid and makes sense if I grew up with parents who berated me every time I did something wrong. So I could say “Yeah I understand why we are feeling that way given how we were treated growing up. That’s valid.”

5. Do something with your body that’s not a mental distraction from the feeling. Something where you can still think. Go on a walk. Do something with your hands like art or crochet or baking. Journal. Clean a room. Figure out what works best for you.

6. Repeat, it takes practice but is a skill you can learn :)