count lackluster

A self-inflicted challenge in creativity, this is one of the only stories I've ever written. Here's what to expect in this short PDF (about 15 pages of text, plus a few pictures):

• Witty puns and dry humor
• Original poetry
• Original manifesto for creativity
• Positive references to Christianity

Content warning: the topics of death (mentioned throughout) and claustrophobia (only at the end, typed in red)

P.S. If you enjoyed this short story, you may also enjoy reading a two-page lecture by Lackluster, on the topic of poetry (and other things). I have included it here as well. As far as a content warning for this additional document, the first page mentions death, and the second page (typed in red) involves fallen angels and hell. In contrast to the short story, this document has no images and no attempt at humor, unless you find my writings of certain topics laughable, but, believe me, you would be far from the first.