Free Dog Petting

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
bishopinblue
thememedaddy

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zigdirty

Holy shit this person captured it all so effortlessly and succinctly.

Microsoft is an overpriced bag of shit that everyone apparently cannot live without.

rose-kalliope

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It's free, it's open-source, and it's better.

callmebliss
amygdalae

sometimes i become sexually attracted to difficult video game bosses. I mean if im gonna get fucked this much i might as well start moaning

amygdalae

the eroticism of the instakill grab attack is a core tenet of any fromsoft game's design philosophy

amygdalae

Plus if you get horny it blocks out the production of anger/despair in your body thus preventing gamer toxins from accumulating in the liver

amygdalae

nvm I am so fucking mad

lots-of-togekisses
our-queer-experience

“stop congratulating cis allies for doing the bare minimum” NO!!! i want to encourage speaking out and being on trans people’s side!!! stop being assholes to people just trying to support you and give them room to grow!!!

our-queer-experience

one of my friends is a cishet woman who struggles with my pronouns and understanding nonbinary people but she will make fun of desantis with me and today she showed me a photo of helium on the periodic table(He) and said “like your pronouns!” and we both fucking lost it. she still sometimes uses my deadname on accident but we’ve been friends since we were 7 and i only came out to her a year or so ago. our enby friend “some guy called me a woman” really upset and my friend went “does he know he’s just wrong???”. she does not understand really hrt or srs but she is on my side. i dont think we should stop there but fuck man, why are you guys so harsh on people for not knowing everything and not being perfect

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