oh no i'm stuck

This game is designed for Google Chrome and Chromium-based browsers (such as Edge). It works on Firefox but audio latency and frame rates suffer.

    
(Safari is untested)

For "best" results, disable any dark mode browser extensions. Heck, disable all your extensions (except ad blockers ─ they're very important).

Mobile users deserve an experience but not a decent one. Your mileage will vary on Android and it doesn't fully function on iOS.

Linux users should ensure Comic Sans MS is installed ─ the experience just isn't the same without it.

Made for Game Breaker's Toolkit Jam #6.

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