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oh this rules

holy shit

awesome

we made history folks

it's just like that but maybe one day I will make a version that's less annoying.

piss on life

ooze more

awesome

<3

<3

thank you! :)

yes

whaaaat, this rules

yeah i think it is, have marked accordingly, thanks

thank u!

thanks so much!

thanks, i made the models in blender, and applied a retro effect shader to the camera in unity - psfx and psxeffects being ones i can find on the asset store that'd give similar looks. plenty of ways to do it probably

this rules

np. am also working on a way of including cheese.

dw i just decided it was a feature now, thanks for pointing it out. you can do your taxes while playing for instance.

feature

thanks so much 4 playin, I'll kick up the camera speed a tad when i update <3

this rules

thank u!

cigartic

adorable

creator of game: can confirm the title was inspired by wayneradiotv scorpy's 'hacker sucker f' also ty :))

hell fucking yes

incredible work

nothing in the bible says a girl can't play baseball

fucking hilarious

this absolutely fucking rips. incredible.

fucking incredible

Fucking aaaaaah Hell yeah

ooggh. good stuff. like pulling a tab on a cold can but it cuts your finger.

pack it up everyone, we've got a winner

epic

smell-gato was the spanish hosted 2042 football world cup mascot

I played this on my phone, and while not an ideal experience as per the creative intentions I expect, I feel was authentic to the on-the-move nature a high power business exec needs to adopt to succeed in this world. 5 stars.

all day i was asking "what is this small world?" now i know! :)