Dear Exylost,
We are sorry to hear you lost the game. However, any allegations regarding "rigged" loot boxes are false and will be challenged in court. Our general advice to losing players is to "git gud" and try again! Friendly Unicorn Inc. would like to thank you for spending all your income and encourage you to come back once you've taken out a lone so you can finally get that StabCrab™!
Sincerely,
Tony Beloni, Legal Team FU
