This jam is now over. It ran from 2022-07-29 18:00:00 to 2022-08-07 21:59:59. View results

This is a 48 hour game making marathon, but spread out around two week-ends so you can choose the best moment to jam. It is focused on bad design, horrible mechanics, and stupid ideas. It runs from July 29th, to August 27th. This jam is a parody of the GMTK game jam, which you can learn about here.

Theme reveal (premiere on July 29th):

Video of the previous jam:

  Theme: EVERYTHING

Here is what you need to know:

Who can enter? Everyone, of any age, from anywhere. You can work alone or in teams to make the worst possible game!

What is the theme?   EVERYTHING

What can I make my game in? Everything, provided you can upload a file that runs on Windows or browsers.

What assets can I use? Absolutely everything, whether you have the right to them or not. Feel free to reuse art or music from the public domain or even from existing games, I don't care. Just make sure you remain somewhat safe for work, as i'll have to make a video showcasing all the games. Feel free to also submit every other bad game you've already made.

Who will judge the games? Games can be judged by anyone. I will also play all the games and make a video compilation out of them. I like pain.

What will the games be judged on? This is a bad design contest, and everything goes. As a general rule rate more stars on criteria which fail excellently. For this jam, there will be 42 very cleverly selected judging criteria:

  • Annoying Characters
  • Arbitrary One-Way Paths
  • Bad Controls
  • Bad sound design
  • Backtracking
  • bugs
  • frustration
  • Horrible Storyline
  • Intentionally placing day 1 release items and game mechanics behind a paywall
  • Lack of feedback
  • Locking On to Things You'd Never Lock On To
  • Long Tutorials
  • low fps
  • microtransactions
  • missing key binding
  • missing options
  • No tutorial
  • No Twinkie
  • not enough music
  • not immersive to play
  • repetitive music
  • ridiculous loading times
  • Slow download speed
  • Surprise Deaths
  • Taking autonomy away from the player
  • terrible game design
  • Too much water
  • Trail of Breadcrumbs
  • Ugly User Interfaces
  • Uncanny Valley
  • Unclear Controls
  • Unfair
  • unfriendly UI,
  • Unergonomic Controls
  • Unnecessary Voice Acting
  • Unskippable Rerun Cutscenes
  • Unskippable tutorial
  • Wander Aimlessly to Progress
  • weird camera angles
  • weird mix of art styles
  • your decisions aren't meaningful.
  • Zombies

Is there a Discord I can join? Yes! Click here to join it

Further rules:

  • You may participate in every jam at once if they happen at the same time and your game is bad enough to join my jam.
  • Games submitted to the GBTK Jam should not get me banned from youtube/twitch so please remain somewhat SFW.
  • No VR. (or at least make sure the game can be played with a mouse and keyboard)
  • Your game must run on its own and not require me to install other software/viruses
  • Feel free to submit games made for a previous GBTK jams in order to artificially inflate our game count.

Submissions(68)

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Relentless City Of Thoughts
Racing
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Escape the quacking deathtrap.
Adventure
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A 100% accurate life simulator
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I made this game while waiting for my GBTK3 video to process
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Survival
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my first 3D game I made in 2006 when I was 14
Action
You have taken some LSD and now you're trapped playing the worst game ever made
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not a tutorial edit
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Cinematic Experience starring Garry the Wizard and a well-established character
Action
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Game Breaker 8 Jam Submission
Action
Epic 3RD person actrion battle royale starring everyones favorite characters from the Garry thw Wizard universe!
Survival
hell in video game form (don't play plz)
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Attempt of creating a game within 24h.
Platformer
the world's first role ponging game
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Ball Dude is back and he has eaten too much jelly (jello if you're American)
Action
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Don't
Action
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Just a quiz, with a zombie
Puzzle
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Epic adveture Battle royale adventure starring Gary the Wizard
Adventure
Can you keep an eye on Larry's Cakeria while mining bitcoin?
Visual Novel
electric 🅱️oogaloo
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An SRPG that probably has ALL the features. Maybe too much.
Strategy
Epic FPS survival game were you play as the famous wizard garry
Action
Epic racer starring Garry the Wizard
Card Game
A really fun game where I show you literally everything!!!!
Educational
sok sikert.
Adventure
GAME ABOUT A BEART WHO SAVES EVERYHTING (including the qworkdl)
Action
#gdevelop
Platformer
Learn about hygiene and washing your clothes!
Educational
You got a new job as programmer at FaboCorp.
Educational
I wish I knew why I made this
Puzzle
Chapter 1 of the The Tragedy of Craig (gbtk♾)
Action
Destroy the main alien ship to win.
Action
not a game
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Epicman aka pissadonna aka Piss Miss aka Piss Bliss aka pissastic P L aka Ol laaser aka John Phenomenon
Platformer
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A game where you collect gem shards while avoiding crows.
Action
This is my first game I made, I originally uploaded it on GameJolt in 2019.
Action
Everything. Is. Fine.
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The sequel of Fairytales Of Nature, originally uploaded onto Gamejolt in 2020.
Action
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You wake up in a dark room. Will you avoid becoming part of the tragedies of the Snatching Ghoul?
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Visual Novel
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just an stupid game bro
Action
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Probably not
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don't
Survival
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An epic wizard finnaly gets his vengance on the evil lord bad
dank game
Action
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The 4th entry in the series
Platformer
a terrible game I made when I was about 12. Seriously, don't play it.
Racing
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Cook dinner and murder your entire family!
Puzzle
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Oh no, I'm stuck in the metro and RER station Chatelet in Paris
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Oh no, Ball Dude has been turned into a poor quality jpeg.
Puzzle
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hello this is my very good game pls play it i hope you like it
Interactive Fiction
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Game doesn't work sorry
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QSTTQHE SKSQY IS QSLAVA Q? RTRY NSOT TRO BURERUN
Platformer
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an adventure that never ends!
Adventure
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grab the coin
Action
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A first person third person shooter adventure turn based combat rpg
Game for gbtk8 - don't play it
Adventure
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