It's ya boy Sam, and I'm here to spice 🌶 things up with some funky beatz 🎧 ^{and some partially functioning code!}

Wow! Would you look at those mediocre stats! 👀

Damn, those languages are pretty fancy, if I do say so myself 😏
_{^{(And I do say so myself ;))}}

• 🔭 I’m currently working on ... Existing
• 🌱 I’m currently learning ... To be less ambitious
• 👯 I’m looking to collaborate on ... Removing emojis 😍💕 from 👉👉 existence 👌😍
• 🤔 I’m looking for help with ... Being a Cool Gamer™
• 💬 Ask me about ... Cheese
• 📫 How to reach me: ... With really long arms
• 😄 Pronouns: ... He/Him
• ⚡ Fun fact: ... Life 😂👨 is 💦😦 meaningless and 📗➡ we're 👮 all 💦 going 🏃🅱 to 🆒✌ die :D 😂😂😂😂