Me: *looking at a porcelain hand in the home decor aisle of a store* if I lost my hands in some kind of tragic accident, I’d decorate my entire home with hand-shaped things. Then I’d invite guests over for like, dinner parties and such and sit there expectantly just basking in their discomfort.
My boyfriend: Do you hear what you say when you talk? Do you know what you just said to me?
im still reading about redditors’s worst concert experiences and im losing it at this guy who has accidentally seen buckcherry 5 times because they either opened for the act he wanted to see or replaced an act. and now every time he goes to a concert he’s scared theyll be there again
