futureblackwakandan:

runcibility:

“Hey, that pigeon is pretty clev-oh wait nevermind”

Dumbass lol


slowmakeout:

greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou:

letsunknownexpert:

theantisocialghost:

lakeguts:

hotmeat89:

cpineau1973:

cpineau1973:

blm1997:

hotmeat89:

heardbook:

thetyrannosaur:

hotmeat89:

hitting-on-cullen:

hotmeat89:

penguitron:

hotmeat89:

lowtiermemer:

hotmeat89:

eastbayfatman:

unbossed:

greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou:

Have fun in the war dumbass I’ll be at home fucking military wives

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Damn. Good way to get your fucking windows kicked in

shut the fuck up and raise my son bootlicker

All fun and games until someone with 3 confirmed kills shows up at your doorstep with a baseball bat

im not at my house tho, im at yours with your wife

But he’s got shooters all over the world 🌎 even when he’s away

just shot a load in his wife

You ungrateful asshole. My bf might be fighting for your freedom and you’re here mocking him for keeping your pathetic ass safe from the threats of the world. If a war comes to our country, we’re not saving you, you dumbass ungrateful fuck up of a human being.

Your bf is fighting for oil and killing civilians and probably cheating on you he’s a scumbag, which is why I just fucked his mom to make a better son

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The fool taunts the hungry dogs but the dogs have their day and the fool becomes a feast

your girl boutta be the feast soon as you get deployed boot boy

World Heritage Post

Who ever was the first person to post this is the biggest piece of shit in the world. You’re an amoral ASSHOLE!!!!!

Hotmeat89 you are a disgrace you don’t deserve to be called an American! You don’t even have the right to call yourself a MAN!

I don’t call myself a man but your wife still calls me to fuck

This post is a goldmine

Hey fuck the military

Wait hold on, why does everyone hate the military?

excited for when the scales fall from this thomas sanders avi’s eyes

Fucked a military dudes “gf” last week and had her send him a video of her gawking me, life’s good

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1-800-ugly-godess:

moonemojii:

*friends car is locked*

Friend: stop pulling the handle

Me:

The disorted version is a million times funnier than the original one… i’m wheezing


everythingfox:

Friction is for losers

(via)



penisanthony:

replaysgf-deactivated20210116:

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i….. literally have no words

no notes ugly men post



brainchow:

Employee: theif!

*battle music starts*

Me: *sighs and crouches in the corner*

Employee: huh? Must of been my imagination.

brainchow:

*quicksaves before stealing a necklace at hottopic*


poison-interests:

mattibee:

Imagine stealing a bitch’s look only for bitch to steal the look right back from you

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vampire-crimson:
“you walk in here and they deal with every single problem youve ever experienced in your life and then you go to the cash register and they kill you
”

vampire-crimson:

you walk in here and they deal with every single problem youve ever experienced in your life and then you go to the cash register and they kill you


sapphymayeyeplease:
“cringe bulb for your fail turtle
”

sapphymayeyeplease:

cringe bulb for your fail turtle


probablynotsam:
“stay 6ft out of touch thursday
”

probablynotsam:

stay 6ft out of touch thursday