Abouts!!

Well, userboxes provide a simple, efficient, accurate, and cool-looking way to express myself, so...

The Userbox Statement...

Name

This user's name is Sam.

This user is a male.

pox

This user is suffering from userpox. Goggles seem to prove ineffectual.

This user makes ridiculous userboxes.

This user just LOVES to cycle!

This user is addicted to video games.

This user is a book lover.

This user likes all of the colors.

Coming Soon!

This user can't wait for the movie World War Z.

This user knows the path.This user has walked the path.

K-PAXian

This user is from K-PAX and constantly wears sunglasses on Earth.

This user no longer wishes to participate in Blackbriar.

Fre

This user is a Fremen.

This user knows
The Answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything.

Redwall

This user is a fan of
the Redwall Series.

This user is of Polish ancestry.

This user thinks Edward should make Bella a vampire

This user supported Barack Obama for President in 2008 and 2012.

eh	This user is an apatheist, and doesn't care whether God exists.

This user's buying a
stairway to heaven.

This user enjoys studying fractals.

This user loves Hawaiʻi.

This user is a professional zombie hunter.

GOW

This user thinks that nothing feels better than to chainsaw a Locust.