User:Infinity Squared

This user

This user is male.

This user is a furry.

L&S

This user is not gerbil-like, they are HAMSTER-like!

This user's species is a Hamster.

File:ClaymoreAIM.gif‎

This user's AOL Instant Messenger screenname is InfintySquared.

LJ

This user maintains a LiveJournal as @InfintySquared.

@

This user can be reached by email at [email protected].

This user uses Pidgin to chat on multiple instant messaging networks.

This user tries to do the right thing. If they make a mistake, please let them know.

This user clicks on Random article way too often.

Wikipedia is not censored.

Content contributed by this user is released under any Creative Commons attribution license.

even

This editor is an eventualist.

This user has a sense of humour and shows it through the use of userboxes.

This user scored score on the Are You a Wikipediholic Test.

blah blah blah

This user is full of a bunch of long, rambling stories.
There's a funny story about that...

This user has been helping the Internet not suck since 1995.

This user was born in Illinois.

This user considers themselves self-educated.

This user's time zone is UTC-6.

This user sleeps, but not for predictable amounts of time.

This user grew up in the suburbs.

This user is of Swedish ancestry.

This user is of Welsh descent.

This user is of German ancestry.

This user uses Wikipedia as a primary point of reference.

This user contributes using Mozilla Firefox.

This user contributes using a wireless connection.

This user contributes using Notepad.

HTML-2

This user is an intermediate HTML user.

prog-0

This user does not know how to program.

B

This user is a fan of black or dark comedy.

This user is a bibliophile.

This user wears corrective eyeglasses or contact lenses, without which they'd be as blind as a bat!

This user reads webcomics.

V

This user reads Vertigo Comics.

9/93

Wake this user Up When September 1993 Ends.

PGDP

This user is member of Distributed Proofreaders where they contribute to Project Gutenberg.

This user is crunching numbers using Prime95.

This user is not a Wikipedia administrator but would like to be one someday.

This user rejects your reality and substitutes their own!

Dr Who

This user has been a
Doctor Who fan since the
Ninth Doctor.

9th

S.O.A.P.

This user is a fan of Snakes on a Plane.

This user agrees that Pirates are better than Ninjas. Arr!

This user is a responsible pyromaniac.

This user listens to NPR.

NET

This user listens to radio over the Internet.

This user enjoys bicycling.

This user does not understand mean people. Please be nice.

This user is owned by one or more cats.

This user is skeptical of the Zodiac.

This user is a Piscean.

This user can drive, but does not own an automobile.

This user uses public transit.

This user is a music composer.

This user enjoys classical music.

This user listens to World Music.

This user listens to industrial.

IDM

This user enjoys braindance.

This user likes all types of music.

tlh-1

loQ tlhIngan Hol jatlh lo'wI'vam.

BS-3

This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Bullshit.

LE-0

This individual still maintains a shred of dignity in this insane world by adhering to correct spelling, grammar, punctuation and capitalisation.

AIM-Able

This user understands AIM talk perfectly well, and sometimes uses it, but not excessively.

This user recently discovered how to use userboxes.

Ceci n'est pas une boîte utilisateur.

Grammar Curmudgeon (Because Grammar Nazi has connotations)

they

This user considers singular they standard English usage.

snk

This user says either sneaked or snuck.

infin¦
itive

This user chooses never to split infinitives.

... in.

Ending a sentence with a preposition is something up with which this user will not put.

man-
kind

Regarding gender, this user prefers the vernacular, not what is politically correct.

whom

This user insists upon using whom wherever it is called for, and fixes the errors of whomever they see.

less & fewer

This user understands the difference between less & fewer.

your
you're

This user thinks that if your grammar is incorrect, then you're in need of help.

Subj

This user prefers that the subjunctive mood be used. Were this user you, he would use it.

,

This user fixes comma-splices; they are annoying.

A, B, and
A and B

This user prefers to use the serial comma only when its omission can be confusing.

’s

Thi's user know's that not every word that end's with s need's an apostrophe and will remove misused apostrophe's from Wikipedia with extreme prejudice.

Mix

This user has been influenced by too many dialects of English to use one orthography, vocabulary and grammar consistently.

_

This_user_dislikes_seeing underscores_in_Wikilinks.

Wikipedia:Instruments

vla-3

This user is an advanced viola player.

voc-3

This user is an advanced vocalist.

bss-2

This user is an intermediate bass guitarist.

didg-2

This user is an intermediate
didgeridoo player

gtr-1

This user is a novice guitarist.

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Wikipedia:Babel

en

This user is a native speaker of the English language.

fr-1

Cet utilisateur peut contribuer avec un niveau élémentaire de français.

sv-0

Denna användare saknar kunskaper i svenska.

la-0

Hic usor linguam latinam non intellegit aut eam intellegit aegre.

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Infinity Squared is a generally eclectic kind of guy.

He browses random pages like Johnny Castaway and fixes random grammar errors. Double points for fixing the wording of a page written by someone for whom English is not their first language!

His strengths lie in music, mathematics, philosophy, science fiction, random noisemaking, and other such useful stuff.

His bullshit sensors are set on very-low, indicating that while he will pass by most meanderings and self-indulgent awesomeness, outright vandalism and intentional ignorance will set the sirens blazing.

He feels more at home over at wikiHow anyhow, where room for personal articulation is slightly wider for the weirder.

Oh, and he thinks hamsters are nifty.