User talk:Willy on wheels/archive20212022
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Signature
Hey! I'm assuming you were trying to sign your name with this edit to the VFH for Zombiebaron's resignation. To sign, please type four tildes (~~~~) instead. If you'd like to create a custom signature, you can create User:Willy on wheels/sig and follow the instructions at Template:Nosubst. Let me know if you have any questions. Cheers. MrX blow me 19:42, 5 April 2021 (UTC)
Penis Monkeys from Outer Space
Hey! I just wanted to let you know that I agree with most of the comments in VFH. Your article is great so far! But a little short for VFH. My only real suggestion right now is to keep on writing, beef it up a little. If you feel like you have "no idea" about anything here at Uncyc, no worries, you can always feel free to reach out to me or anyone else who commented on the VFH (or anyone else here really) with any questions. Cheers. MrX blow me 21:25, 5 April 2021 (UTC)
- I love it. Check out the Marmot page for formatting ideas. Try to avoid vulgarity in favor of 'scientific references to phallus-shaped facial appendages.' Use as few curse words as possible and make it sound like something out of National Geographic. ~Formerly Annoying Crap 21:57, 5 April 2021
Penis bird
Um, I don't know what a penis bird is lol, but I do know that we don't need a talk page for a non-existent article, so that talk page might get deleted, unless you were thinking of starting the article some time soon. MrX blow me 22:11, 26 April 2021 (UTC)
UnSignpost delivery
This is a telemarketing version of the UnSignpost, which has been provided to all active Uncyclopedians (selected by Cassie) free of charge. Enjoy! MediaWiki message delivery (talk) 01:41, 1 May 2021 (UTC)
"Vandalism, eh? Fuck off already," they said, whilst throwing bags of feces at our new dumpyard.------------
Vote for Sandwiches: Triple Resignation, Quintuple the Drama
By Cassie
Following the resignation of two of our longtimemost bureaucrats, EMC and Zombiebaron, in addition to the resignation of admin CandidToaster, a new wave rejuvenated much of the now-ancient television show Vote for Sandwiches. MrX and Hipponias quickly climbed the ranks; Shabidoo received the same treatment, but ultimately withdrew. Zana Dark and JJPMaster were both nominated for a new category, interface operator, instead of the traditional sandwich role granted.
Uncyclopedia's Technologies are Finally Modernized
By Cassie
it has been a long time in the making, but Uncyclopedia's editing technologies have finally been optimized for the new decade. An introduction of a new extended-confirmed protection level has enabled famous articles, such as AAAAAAAAA!, to see the light of commoners' editing again. Utilities such as Huggle, RedWarn, CurateThisPage, autoarchiving, and a lot more has been implemented thanks to JJPMaster. Many gnomes have been working on this; as such, please treat their work with respect!
Biopic
This edition's biopic is about the joy of templating. Templating is a fine art which can be practiced on Uncyclopedia, its parody Wikipedia, and so many other places. It can furthermore be expanded to "module coding", which produces the same stuff albeit in a much more efficient and dynamic way. Come try templating now!
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Top VFH Competitors
VFH Highlight Of The Week COVID-19 (6/1)
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UnSignpost News Following 1.5 years of hiatus, Cassie has taken the lead, in a unilateral albeit undramatic manner, and has designated themselves as the lead editor of the UnSignpost.
Chat Quote
Supergeeky1: 
Boner.
Reporting abuse
Hey! Thanks for trying to set something up, but we actually already have a couple places to report vandals and disruptive users. For blatant vandals, spammers, blankers, etc., you can report them at Uncyclopedia:Ban Patrol. For more ambiguous disruptive users that need to be warned or blocked, you can report them at Uncyclopedia:Administrators' noticeboard. Let me know if you have any questions. Cheers. MrX blow me 15:34, 10 May 2021 (UTC)
VFD
Make sure to SIGN your VFD's. I know you know how to sign, so I'm not gonna mention the tilde. Unfortunately, the VFD doesn't automatically add a signature to your vote, so you gotta do it yourself. WohMi, the Dueling King (talk) 12:41, 12 May 2021 (UTC)
Dimensia
You don't have to create an account to prevent a page from being deleted. Dimensia wasn't exactly deleted, I just moved it to my user space, as you can see here. Do you want me to move it to your user space? MrX blow me 21:43, 12 May 2021 (UTC)
- nah I just did that as a meme – Preceding unsigned comment added by Willy on wheels (talk • contribs)
- What do you mean as a meme? And you could've just created it in your user space. MrX blow me 21:49, 12 May 2021 (UTC)
- I mean you accidentally moved it to User:Dimensia instead of in your userspace
- What do you mean as a meme? And you could've just created it in your user space. MrX blow me
Sign your VFDs
If you need help signing your messages, use four tildes (~) after your message, or just click the signature button at the top left-ish area of the editing section. Cheers! Specifically, this VFD, but you have done similar mistakes in the past. Make sure to sign the VFD! WohMi, the Dueling King (talk) 20:58, 19 April 2021 (UTC)
Caffeine VFH
Hey! Not sure if you're aware, but I had to recreate your nomination for Caffeine, because it had already been nominated but didn't succeed several years ago (which again, you might not have realized, not your fault, no big deal). In that case, when an article is being nominated again, it needs to be created with something like "Article name (second nomination)", otherwise the VFH will automatically put it at the bottom and look weird with the history and whatnot. Let me know if you have any questions. Cheers. MrX blow me 18:30, 14 May 2021 (UTC)
More VFH
Ok, are you using the blue button on the VFH page? Or are you editing old VFH's when you're trying to do this? MrX blow me 21:37, 14 May 2021 (UTC)
- I'm editing the old VFH.
USE SIGN
If you need help signing your messages, use four tildes (~) after your message, or just click the signature button at the top left-ish area of the editing section. Cheers! WohMi, the Dueling King (talk) 20:58, 19 April 2021 (UTC)
Pleeease stop editing old VFH's
For real, seriously, you need to stop doing that. If you want to renominate an article to be featured, then you need to create a new VFH. You can do this by typing "Article name (second nomination)" into the button on the VFH page and following the instructions. MrX blow me 02:52, 18 May 2021 (UTC)
Penis penis penis penis penis etc
Hi, just to notify you but I just reverted your edits on the various redirect pages in relation to, uh, penises. The reason being that those redirect pages were already redirected towards a related featured article, and featured articles often take the priority in redirect-pages. Please keep this in mind the future when editing with redirect-pages. Zzz 
20:09, 20 May, 2021 (UTC)
HowTo:Become a spambot on Uncyclopedia
I appreciate your attempt at valor by testing the script…but "discretion is the better part of valor" sums up my thoughts nicely. Even if it wasn't malicious, the point was that it could have been.
I presume User:Dimensia is an undeclared alternate account. Now that you're done testing, would you blank User:Dimensia/common.js to inactivate the user script? Whether it has visible effect, it's still being run. (talk) 23:33, 2 June 2021 (UTC)
:Blanked it. – Preceding unsigned comment added by Willy on wheels (talk • contribs)
Are you a furry too? TheVeryHungryPotato (talk) 13:06, 7 June 2021 (UTC)
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The Wall VFD
Exactly what didn't you understand the last time I blocked you for being a dick?
- When a page has a Template:Expand on it, you should wait out its 30-day maintenance period before submitting the page to the VFD. This is why I removed your nomination the first time, and that is also why I removed your nomination this second time as well.
- Don't nominate freshly made articles into VFD with a mere "sucks". Please explain your nomination more clearly without going into any unnecessarily mean attacks. This is why I blocked you the first time, and that is also why I blocked you this second time as well.
Summa summarum, you're now blocked for a week because you seemingly didn't get the clue the first time around. Please try to be more considerate toward other users, this is a loving community. Peace, Zzz 15:57, 13 June, 2021 (UTC)
Boner Conduction
I saw that you voted (or at least I think that was you) to keep this article at VFD. It does have some okay-ish humor. Perhaps you could put the material into an existing article? This article is really short and poorly formatted. It'll most likely be huffed soon. MrX blow me 20:16, 16 August 2021 (UTC)
Eh. Still a delete. Willy on wheels (talk) 01:13, 17 August 2021 (UTC)
I'm back
after a break with shitty wifi blockers, I have returned. They're illegal where I live, anyway.
Pagemove Vandalism
You will be blocked now!!!!!!!!!!!!! 96.18.219.55 (talk) 17:05, 14 October 2021 (UTC)
Pagemove Vandalism
Pagemove Vandalism
You will be blocked now!!!!!!!!!!!!! 96.18.219.55 (talk) 17:05, 14 October 2021 (UTC)
Main Page (editable)
I get that it's a version of the Main Page that's editable, but Mayyybee don't add 7 million bytes onto it and make it the longest page on Uncyclopedia. And by maybe, I mean strong DON'T!!!1!. Thank you! WohMi, the Dueling King (talk) 22:00, 22 October 2021 (UTC)
Belated award
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Noob of the Moment June 2021 |
Only four months late! – 
(ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 06:12, 6 November 2021
It's beginning to look a lot like…
Up for grabs is the coveted Clark Griswold Award for Holiday Cheer. Who will be crowned Holiday Victor?
Seasons Greetings!
It's that special time of year. A wonderful time for friends and family to rejoice in gaiety. Not you! You usually spend all of your hard-earned money on gifts for them, and now you just want to hibernate until your finances recuperate. Well, here at Uncyclopedia, entering our newest competition won't cost you a penny — Sign Up Today! (pretty please) – (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 13:55, 13 December 2021
Is this the real wow?"
the heading says it all 172.112.210.32 (talk) 03:28, 16 December 2021 (UTC)
- No Willy on Wheels, The Fuerdai Vandal. (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 19:06, 5 January 2022 (UTC)
Kiss My Ass Holiday Competition
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Kiss My Ass Holiday Competition - The Clark Griswold Award for Holiday Cheer - Fourth Place |
PF4Eva, the President of Imagination Vote for me My tax returns
LSD
Thanks for trying to add some info to the large shit dumpyard, but I undid for two reasons. We usually keep the original user name as the heading, which in this case is I dislike vandals. Also, we have absolutely no reason to believe that IDV is connected to that other account. Despite sometimes mentioning the other, as you pointed out, their behavioral evidence doesn’t even remotely suggest a connection, plus the CheckUser evidence gathered from IDV makes that basically impossible. But thanks for contributing! I don’t mean to discourage you in any way, we all appreciate everything you do here! Cheers. MrX blow me 23:12, 19 January 2022 (UTC)
A note on block templates
Hi Willy, I just wanted to let you know that blocking templates, such as {{tpblock}}, aren't recommended for use as joke templates because they miscategorise the user in question as blocked. I'd suggest, if you want to implement joke templates, to either fork these templates so that there is a version which does not insert categories, or create a parameter for these templates for the same reasons. Now you know! Cassandra (talk) 03:33, 25 January 2022 (UTC)
- I made a joke version at {{tpblock-joke}}. Willy on Wheels, The Fuerdai Vandal. (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 14:38, 25 January 2022 (UTC)
I think the template: Tpblock-joke is not very like a joke template I wish it said You have been blocked for ??? days (note this is a joke).--A777Cat (talk) 16:41, 8 March 2022 (UTC)
Top 10 voting
Thanks for voting! One small thing, the voting format actually skips 11 points, there's a spot for 12-10-9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1, so please fix it when you get a chance. Let me know if you have any questions. Cheers. MrX blow me 17:04, 3 March 2022 (UTC)
VFS. For you, and you alone!
Block is 4 not 2
Hello,User: Willy on wheels I just wanted to say you were blocked 4 times, not 2 times an IP address did not block you it was just a joke checked the block log and it said you were blocked 4 times so can you tell me why you said you were blocked 2 times?--A777Cat (talk) 16:33, 8 March 2022 (UTC)
- @A7777777777: Uncyclopedia has existed since 2005, but at first we were at wikia/fandom. When we left wikia/fandom in 2013, we were able to transfer most/allish of our edit history and stuff, but many accounts that were created on the old site never made an edit on the new site. So when new editors create accounts here with "old" user names, they are able to, but sometimes they have contributions that aren't theirs in their history. Willy on wheels has only been blocked two times. Also, we don't have a whole lot of rules about what people put on their user pages (some but not a lot), and if someone wants to make a joke by saying something inaccurate, that's fine (though in this case the blocked user box count is indeed accurate). MrX blow me 16:52, 8 March 2022 (UTC)
Well check Wheels block log and you will see what I mean--A7777777777 🃏♠️♥️♦️♣️✝️🔴🟠🟡🟢🔵🟣🔷💠🅱️ (talk) 18:07, 8 March 2022 (UTC)
- K, first, do not change someone else's comments on a talk page. And I thought I explained the situation. Those other 2 blocks were for someone else on the old site. MrX blow me 18:19, 8 March 2022 (UTC)
Colab
I feel like a collab. How about: Toilet Paper Riot riot? Come join!!! ShabiDOO 20:24, 21 April 2022 (UTC)
- I suddenly logged on lol. Haven't written a page in a while. Willy on Wheels, The Fuerdai Vandal. (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 21:37, 22 April 2022 (UTC)
Kitten Huffers Anonymous
2 questions about it. 1. Where'd you get it from? The Spoon article has been huffed for over a decade. 2. Since I'm too lazy to figure out who actually wrote the thing since it's huffed on the Spoon, do you mind if I steal that article and bring it there? ARandomPage, the named space (ARandomTalkPage) (Stuff they do) 05:35, 28 April 2022 (UTC)
- It's from the mirror. I did not write it, you can use it. Willy on Wheels, The Fuerdai Vandal. (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 18:38, 29 April 2022 (UTC)
- Oh, alright. Thanks! ARandomPage, the named space (ARandomTalkPage) (Stuff they do) 00:58, 30 April 2022 (UTC)
VROOM!
Hello Willy. Have you Wheels or rails/tracks? And an motor (inline 4, V8) like an car? 2A01:E0A:AB0:C580:506B:80D8:4EB1:4631 (talk) 16:44, 4 August 2022 (UTC)
- He have pinguz for you lol! (M'y autocorrect was s0 5700P1D >:[) Le Djibril Express (talk) 15:12, 5 August 2022 (UTC)
“Displaytitle” doesn't work... :(
HELP ME PLEASE! Le Djibril Express (talk) 18:13, 6 August 2022 (UTC)
- Use {{title}} instead. Willy on Wheels, The Fuerdai Vandal. (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 18:52, 6 August 2022 (UTC)
Le Djibril Express (talk) 18:54, 6 August 2022 (UTC)
- Ouch... It doesn't too :(]
- Use it without the [[]]. Willy on Wheels, The Fuerdai Vandal. (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 18:58, 6 August 2022 (UTC)
- Ouch... It doesn't too :(]
I didn't use the brackets. But it doesn't fucking work on m'y user page (but not in m'y talk page?!) So at others user page it works...
- Uh... You have to do {{DISPLAYTITLE:Insert title here}}? At least, that's how it works on my page. That worked for one of your previous page revisions, too. ARandomPage, the named space (ARandomTalkPage) (Stuff they do) 00:11, 7 August 2022 (UTC)
- You are so lucky :(
Le Djibril Express (talk) 09:24, 7 August 2022 (UTC)
Is Fandom on wheeeeels?
I feel like Fandom should develop wheels too Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 01:53, 29 September 2022 (UTC)
- I have some Fandom accounts that you can add wheels to if you want. However, please add more wheels to soap.fandom.com, community.fandom.com, etc. than wikis that have a good, independent community. Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 02:08, 29 September 2022 (UTC)
L10nM4st3r ON WHEELZZZ!!
Hello, I thought you left. L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 19:23, 9 October 2022 (UTC) ON WHÉÈÊËLS
- I am eternal. Willy on Wheels, The Fuerdai Vandal. (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 22:05, 9 October 2022 (UTC)
- Are you the same - unpopular - guy from Wikipedia? Or are you pretending to be him. Tell the TOOTH! L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 10:18, 10 October 2022 (UTC)
- Unlike some random news article thinks, I am not WoW. We do have the same birthday, though. Willy on Wheels, The Fuerdai Vandal. (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 15:44, 12 October 2022 (UTC)
- Are you blocked from wikipedia? Or is it an act? And what do you do when the admins on your favorite wiki all go on strike for some reason, and you feel like "some" reason might be you (a.k.a: me)? That's what I feel. Though I may never know... They're on strike, I can't ask them now... Can I? L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 21:16, 12 October 2022 (UTC)
- What do you mean, same birthday? (I know you mean account birthday, not person birthday) L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 21:16, 12 October 2022 (UTC)
- 1. His account birthday is the same as my real birthday 2. I am blocked from Wikipedia although I am not the real WoW. – Preceding unsigned comment added by Willy on wheels (talk • contribs)
- What's your username there? L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 08:34, 13 October 2022 (UTC)
- Yea "strike" is the wrong choice of words. More like wikibreak. L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 10:04, 13 October 2022 (UTC)
- 1. His account birthday is the same as my real birthday 2. I am blocked from Wikipedia although I am not the real WoW. – Preceding unsigned comment added by Willy on wheels (talk • contribs)
- Unlike some random news article thinks, I am not WoW. We do have the same birthday, though. Willy on Wheels, The Fuerdai Vandal. (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 15:44, 12 October 2022 (UTC)
- Are you the same - unpopular - guy from Wikipedia? Or are you pretending to be him. Tell the TOOTH! L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 10:18, 10 October 2022 (UTC)
Why did you nominate No Man's Sky for deletion?
The reason you gave may be obvious to you, but not to me. Why did you nom it? L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 11:43, 18 October 2022 (UTC)
- It just seems a bit... off. Uncyclopedia articles should seem like a real Wikipedia article, not just nonsense. Willy on Wheels, The Fuerdai Vandal. (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 12:11, 18 October 2022 (UTC)
- AAAA looks like a real wikipedia article to you? If it really does, feel free to tell me to eat a nickle cadmium battery. L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 12:15, 18 October 2022 (UTC)
- If it's funny, it has a place. Or as I understand it. Actually, it seems more wikipedia-like than a lot I've seen. Particularly this and not to mention this. L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 12:16, 18 October 2022 (UTC)
- Anyway, I've cleaned it up. Please take another look at it to reconsider. L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 12:34, 18 October 2022 (UTC)
- Before it got a little fucked up by another user >_> but that gave a few ideas to improve it. L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 12:38, 18 October 2022 (UTC)