User talk:Moose87

Who was that?! Oh, a newcomer. Nevermind me...

Luvvy's a bit paranoid and thinks you're out to get her... No, really she's just a bit unstable... But darn cute once you get to know her... Really, she is...

Hello Moose87, and welcome to Uncyclopedia!

So what's this message all about? This is a semi-automated greet message that requires me to even thwack a few buttons to get this thing to appear on your page. I'm not lazy, just practical. And cute... Never to forget cute... Stop rambling, Luv! Ah, where was I? If you have been sent this it does mean that I have noticed your contributions, and think that you're going to do some good stuff here. So who am I? Oh, just some random person perfect being putting her nose in where it possibly might not be wanted...

Anyway, if you have not already, I SERIOUSLY recommend that you read the link below:

• Beginner's Guide

Probably the second most important thing for a newcomer is:

• How to be funny and not just stupid - It's not an insult, and it's well worth a look.

If you want to find out more about Uncyclopedia, try these:

• About Uncyclopedia and The five pliers of Uncyclopedia
• How to get started editing
• Everything you ever wanted to know, but were afraid to ask
• Help Pages - if you need help with a specific issue
• Our Vanity Policies - stuff we don't care about.
• The FAQs - a few commonly asked questions answered for your convenience

I hope you enjoy editing here and being an Uncyclopedian! Please sign your name on talk pages using four tildes (~~~~) or use the "sign" button () above the edit box. This will automatically produce your name and the date.

If you need help, feel free to ask me on my talk page (if this message has appeared in the last few minutes, I'm probably still on-line, heck, I'm likely glued to my keyboard, for a change). You can also ask an administrator on their talk page or add the following: {{help}} to this page along with a message and someone will come along and help you if they can. Additionally, the Uncyclopedian Adopt-a-Noob program is there to bring experienced editors straight to you. Simply put {{adoptme}} on your Userpage to join.

Again, welcome!  -- ---- DameViktoria - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 03:48, 10 Mar