User talk:Insineratehymn/archive4

Pat on shoulder

<tongue in cheek>Insineratehymn, buddy...I love you like a brother, man...but there are plenty of excellent pages on Uncyc, many of them listed on VFH...there's no need for you to act out with this contents thing...you're scaring your mother and I'm worried about you. I've signed you up for Contentanon. Go. Talk to the others. Say "Hi" to Squiggle. Come back when you're better.</tongue in cheek> --Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 23:54, 13 February 2007 (UTC)

Que? I didn't understand a word you said. --General Insineratehymn 23:55, 13 February 2007 (UTC)

Oh, you. --Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 00:00, 14 February 2007 (UTC)

He means "chill man", "don't worry, be happy", "it's all good my friend", and of course:

-- sannse (talk) 00:01, 14 February 2007 (UTC)

I reviewed your pee

I reviewed Byzantine Empire at the pee review. Good. Better than that article with the good talk page and bad article itself. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!

Oh, can we please just get over that already? --General Insineratehymn 01:41, 14 February 2007 (UTC)

Consume this cookie!

Modusoperandi has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

For putting up with our brotherly and good-natured, if infantile, abuse. --Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 01:56, 14 February 2007 (UTC)

Alright, but only if you tell Uncyclopedian that I've given that whole ordeal a rest. --General Insineratehymn 02:02, 14 February 2007 (UTC)

Done.--Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 02:23, 14 February 2007 (UTC)

Potatochoppers' Guild

You can become a member of the Guild if you can find a sponsor within the Guild. If you can get one of our existing Fellows or Masters to endorse you, then you'll be entered into the Guild as an Apprentice. Good luck! =) R 13:12, 14 February 2007 (UTC)

I decided to sponsor you myself, so you're in as an apprentice. =) R 13:31, 15 February 2007 (UTC)

YAY! --General Insineratehymn 21:44, 15 February 2007 (UTC)

Unwelcome Template

Yo, Hymn, is there a template with the bad welcome ("Oh Dear!")? From now on, I'm just ignoring the bad n00bs, and I once got a warning from Sannse for receiving a goatse with the good, regular one. Thanks. -- herr doktor needsAcell  [scream!] 15:15, 15 February 2007 (UTC)

It's this: {{Oh Dear}} Hope that helps. --General Insineratehymn 21:44, 15 February 2007 (UTC)

Yes, that's it. Thankya. -- herr doktor needsAcell  [scream!] 01:38, 17 February 2007 (UTC)

No Habla Espaniol

I'm the guy who imported the Spanish anime template. I actually thought it was funnier in Spanish, but I figured I'd get a second opinion. -Tritefantastic 02:08, 16 February 2007 (UTC)

Considering this is the english Uncyclopedia, I thought I would translate the template from spanish to english. If you want to keep the template in spanish, that's fine with me. --General Insineratehymn 02:13, 16 February 2007 (UTC)

Welcoming blocked users

Could you please stop welcoming indefinitely blocked users, and adding {{indefblocked}} to their pages? It doesn't help anyone and is rather pointless signature spamming. It may also help if you just ignore any powershot sockpuppets that show up and quietly tell an admin to block them rather than give him the reaction he usually gets, as that reaction is exactly what he wants, and why he keeps coming back. You might like to read the essay on denying recognition on wikipedia for why this is a good idea. Basically, people do things like this for attention and/or notoriety, and if we don't give him any, he'll eventually give up. • Spang • ☃ • talk • 03:52, 16 Feb 2007

And now...

And now we play the waiting game... --AAA! (AAAA) 00:40, 19 February 2007 (UTC)

Ah, screw it. Let's play Scrabble! --AAA! (AAAA) 00:40, 19 February 2007 (UTC)

Alright. You go do that while I go off to play... with other things. --General Insineratehymn 00:43, 19 February 2007 (UTC)

AAN

Oh great, mighty and limitlessly wise Insineratehymn, I would be forever in your debt if you adopted me. Really! - DreamyBoat 09:27, 17 February 2007 (UTC)

Big Boss 0

Shut up meatbag. I do not want your help! Big Boss 0 01:56, 18 February 2007 (UTC)

Ooh, talk about grouchy. Did you wake up on the wrong side of the bed? --General Insineratehymn 01:57, 18 February 2007 (UTC)

I think he's crazy. And not crazy like bog-standard Uncyclopedian crazy, just crazy-crazy. I think he's trying to declare war on users... Contestant CUN -- VFH NotM Buzz Ctrbs 01:58, 18 February 2007 (UTC)

Yeah, I could see by his contributions. --General Insineratehymn 01:59, 18 February 2007 (UTC)

I am declaring war on all of you. Especially Ockenbock! I am the Real People's Champion Big Boss 0. You will all fail against the new World orgaization. Big Boss 0 02:24, 18 February 2007 (UTC)

Hello Insineratehymn, Ockenbock is a banned user on Wikipedia and Big Boss 0 is convinced he can defeat Ockenbock. Since we've basically told Big Boss 0 to knock that shit off on Wikipedia, he appears to have brought it here. Just to apprise you of the situation. 144.175.20.17 02:26, 18 February 2007 (UTC)

Well, tell him that what he is doing is foolish. He is tampering with other people's user pages, which is considered as vandalism, and we here at Uncyclopedia do not take kindly to vandalism. --General Insineratehymn 02:29, 18 February 2007 (UTC)

You're damn right! I'll take him down in his own turf! Big Boss 0 02:29, 18 February 2007 (UTC)

I'm his mentor on Wikipedia, and let me say that he is an idiot. If you're smart you'll block him now. He has no intentions of doing anything but troll on this site. I came here to keep him from pissing people off. Just block him, as he's here to be stupid, not funny. The Hybrid 05:38, 18 February 2007 (UTC)

An admin already blocked him permanently. --General Insineratehymn 05:41, 18 February 2007 (UTC)

Wonderful. Watch out for any more Big Bosses, as he's gone completely mad. He'll probably use Big Boss 1, Big Boss 2, ect. Kill him whenever he resurrects himself. The Hybrid 06:36, 18 February 2007 (UTC)

Don't worry. I'll report them to Ban Patrol as soon as they appear. And considering he might create new accounts in a very predictable pattern, it will make the job all the easier. --General Insineratehymn 06:38, 18 February 2007 (UTC)

Is there a user creation log? I was flipping through the logs and I can't find one. Does it have some special title or something? I would like to try and keep track of him. The Hybrid 19:41, 18 February 2007 (UTC)

Don't let it worry you, we can see exactly what is going on and will act accordingly. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

Good to know. Could you let me know if he does anything else? He's beginning to cause disruptions on Wikipedia, and I would like to link to what he is doing here if it seems necessary. Cheers, The Hybrid 23:13, 18 February 2007 (UTC)

dear Insineratehymn,

I want to know how to make a redirection on my paper. Can you please help me?

You make a redirection like this: #REDIRECT [[ARTICLE NAME HERE]] --General Insineratehymn 04:34, 18 February 2007 (UTC)

Thank you!!!!

i need your help again. How do I put my nasty bacon article into the food category?

Add the following: [[Category:Food]] --General Insineratehymn 05:10, 18 February 2007 (UTC)

Gah!

How do you pronounce your name? --AAA! (AAAA) 08:47, 18 February 2007 (UTC)

It's quite easy. You pronounce it as: in-sin-err-ate-him. --General Insineratehymn 08:48, 18 February 2007 (UTC)

A little question

Are we allowed to once a while get rid of our messages under the discussion box, i imagine it will get annoying having a year of conversations stuck on there and not being allowed to delete it thank you Vloo 23:53, 18 February 2007 (UTC)

You can always create an archive where you can store old discussions. --General Insineratehymn 23:54, 18 February 2007 (UTC)

Hey, you wanna do a collab?

I want to do an audio for Movie Trailer Announcer Guy, but I need help doing it for 1. voices and 2. converting it into an MP3. Since you're really good, I could use your help with some voices. Do you want to work on this together? --Crazyswordsman...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C) 04:16, 19 February 2007 (UTC)

Uh, sure. What's my role? --General Insineratehymn 05:49, 19 February 2007 (UTC)

I dunno. I'll probably send you some voices of some of the characters, and you make some of the others. Mind that they're going to be wavs, because I can't make MP3s. --Crazyswordsman...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C) 09:06, 19 February 2007 (UTC)

Ok, I'll be able to convert those files into MP3s for you. --General Insineratehymn 13:42, 19 February 2007 (UTC)

And now...

And now we play the waiting game... --AAA! (AAAA) 00:40, 19 February 2007 (UTC)

Ah, screw it. Let's play Scrabble! --AAA! (AAAA) 00:40, 19 February 2007 (UTC)

Alright. You go do that while I go off to play... with other things. --General Insineratehymn 00:43, 19 February 2007 (UTC)

Can I join? --AAA! (AAAA) 09:27, 23 February 2007 (UTC)

UN:ANOTM

One thing you need to settle with the Adminatii, is what rank the winner gets. I think CUN (equivilant to the Goldstein award) will do. Whadayathink? ~ 16:01, 20 February 2007 (UTC)

Ok, I'll ask the admins about it later. --General Insineratehymn 21:28, 20 February 2007 (UTC)

Welcome to UnNews

It appears you've not gotten the standard "welcome to UnNews" drivel template from me, so here it is, slappy. As for asking my permission to do UnNews audios, well, that's just damned silly, This is Uncyc, and I think you've proven yourself to be stupid and funny to the satisfaction of many others, so of course you may do some. I appreciate the help, to be honest. To be dishonest, I'm not Bat Fuck Insane, nor am I an aging hippie. Hopefully the info below, plus having listened to a few audios, will help propel you on your flight into madness Any questions, please ask. Cheers! Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 19:38, 22 February 2007 (UTC)

On your knees, worthy one! The Right Reverend Major Sir Zim_ulator blesses you. Your blessings are increasing exponentially. In the name of Sophia, the Church of Uncyclopedia and the Universal Church Triumphant of the Apathetic Agnostic, kneel and receive the melding of Zim's holy axe and your wetware. Now go write me a good UnNews article. Cheers! Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 03:48, March 15, 2010 (UTC)

Reverend Zim_ulator says: "There are coffee cup stains on this copy, damnit! Now that's good UnJournalism."

Welcome to UnNews, Insineratehymn, and thank you for contributing some crap, or otherwise attracting my attention. For a quick introduction about how you can write a decent or better UnNews article, please take a minute read our spiffy new Style Guide.

I am your humble servant (in your dreams), and if I may be of help to you, please leave me a note on my talk page.

Good things that can happen to you

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You can win awards and prizes! You can become a better writer by subjecting your articles to the scrutiny of UnNews critique machine or UnCanninator shit article detection system. You can become a thorn in the side of Journalism as a whole. You can get promotions, ribbons, and free crockery! You can write stuff your mom would be ashamed to show her friends.

What happened to my article?

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If you've submitted an article, and it's disappeared, I may have mercy-moved it to your user space. This means I've probably left a message on your talk page, likely in close proximity to this very message, explaining why.

Your article may have been tagged for ICU if it has significant problems meeting our criteria, or I may have deleted it because you did not register as a user.

Finally, maybe you just pissed me off. I mean, I know I'm a Roshi, and I'm supposed to be all "Zen" about everything, but I have bad days too, you know?

UnNews Audio

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If you are interested in doing an UnNews audio, check this out.

UnNews UnFunnies

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At present, I create UnCartoons for UnNews all by my onesies, for better or worse. Now, I will never claim that I am a good cartoonist. Fortunately, the internet provides us a way to do all sorts of things simply and easily. I found Stripgenerator.com, a great site to create cartoons with a minimum of talent.

This document is an ongoing effort by me to enhance the obfuscation coefficient of Uncyclopedia; productive changes, and criticism are welcome. Cheers! The Right and Left Reverend Major Sir Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 17:38, March 28, 2010 (UTC) Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 19:38, 22 February 2007 (UTC)

congrats!

Good show, old chap. Your voice passes the "zim can tolerate it" test, and you win a free hozing... which is a good thing. Out of curiosity, what software are you using? Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 22:16, 22 February 2007 (UTC)

	YOU'VE BEEN HOZED!!! Listen to your doom!
	Rev_zim has performed a Hozing on your soul; apparently you've done wrong in the eyes of doG. Take off, eh?!.

In response to your question of what software I use, I use WavePad. I first downloaded the program when I first saw it on Attack of the Show on G4 years ago. --General Insineratehymn 22:46, 22 February 2007 (UTC)

What happened to the uncyclopedia vs powershot article?

What happened to the uncyclopedia vs powershot article?16:03, 26 February 2007 (UTC)

ANotM

Hey, because I normally do the monthly awards; I don't want to steal your job of doing the ANotM award (you did create it and everything). So basically you should do these as soon as it's the end of the month where you are (or around that time if you can't stay to get it done, you could even do it first thing in the morning). You might want to create an archive for the votes on a sub page of the award page (if you haven't already). Thanks. —Braydie 03:37, 1 March 2007 (UTC)

Thank you, thank you, thank you, etc.

Insineratehymn - I wanted to say that you for the vote that you cast in my favor for Potatochopper of the month. It was very kind of you to take the time and think of me so early in the process. Without your support I probably wouldn't have won, and RC is so talented, you vote meant all the more to me. So again, thank you, and if you need anything in the future that isn't illegal, immoral or otherwise prohibted by law, please let me know. Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 22:43, 1 March 2007 (UTC)