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“The first appearance of the name of the article in the article is always in bold God Damn It!”

~ Prettiestpretty on The Importance of Being Pretty


Dear Friends,

Hello, Darlings! How is you, as we say here in the Midwest. We is fine. Nothing new here. Write when you find work,

Miss you all madly,

Penny, aka Prettiestpretty



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Potatochopper of the Year 2008




Potatochopper of the Month Award Potatochopper of the Month December 2008
Writer of the Month Award Writer of the Month March 2007
Potatochopper of the Month Award Potatochopper of the Month February 2007
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Grand Cross of the Order
Foolitzer Prize Award Foolitzer Prize Winner January 2008
Mrs. Edwin Standish of Shaker Heights Ohio just loves the writings of Prettiestpretty because "of their good taste, non-controversial topics and how they eschew obfuscation."
My mother, taken during the 1958 Shaker Heights PTA Follies in which she recited "The Boy Stood on the Burning Deck" ("his feet were filled with blisters"). Even though she won rave reviews for that performance, and for her recurring, and most challenging role as the room mother for Mrs. Smiley's first grade class in room 4, she eventually returned to Burlesque - it was the only thing that Mother truly loved.
Prettiestpretty (aka Little Egypt) presents her major awards
Leaving Damian Lewis was the single biggest mistake of my life
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They sing the songs of your life their way

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This user is a Master in the Potatochoppers' Guild, and has earned the respect and admiration of all for outstanding work.
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This person is a winner of the Aristocrat's Ball, which they won for their article: User:Prettiestpretty/The Aristocrats Christmastime Special


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This person is the winner of the Poo Lit Surprise, which they won for their article: Queef

For June, 2007

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For the outrageously distasteful yet highly amusing Anal glands –Codeine

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 On your knees, worthy one! The Right Reverend Major Sir Zim_ulator blesses you.

Your blessings are increasing exponentially. In the name of Sophia, the Church of Uncyclopedia and the Universal Church Triumphant of the Apathetic Agnostic, kneel and receive the melding of Zim's holy axe and your wetware. Now go write me a good UnNews article. Cheers! Zimbuddha.jpg Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 03:48, March 15, 2010 (UTC)


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Apparently you are "notable". Don't ask me why; I think you're lame.
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18 years, 5 months and 12 days.

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