User:Kirby of Doom/Using a Template

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"Damn straight yo! Using a template is in da hizzouse!"

~ Charles Dickens

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A priest, a rabbi and a minister all walk into a bar. Ouch!

Want to hear a dirty joke? Four white horses fell in the mud... then they all had sex. Fuck shit damn crap bitch! Even Oscar Wilde wouldn't have sex with Your Mom! TEST

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Teh tmpelte wz frsit crated by [[1]] in 12348854950 B.C.A.D.E. so dat he cud rite hiz speacchis in 2 minits. So den evrywun new dat hiz speches wre soooooooooo grate so den tehy waned too now how he didit. Den tey al wnet BBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!! Fuck dis shit.

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