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Articles, HowTo, UnBooks, UnScripts and UnNews: 551

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UnNews:Apple plans electric religion
UnNews:Saudi blogger: 10th round of flogging cancelled
UnNews:Saudi King Abdullah honored as human rights champion
UnNews:Saudi Arabia shoots self in foot with lower sand prices
UnNews:DMV style compromise reached on gun control
UnNews:Belize joins Pirates of the Caribbean Bank
UnNews:All clear after suspicious ink pen disposed
UnNews:Assad crowned King of Syria
UnNews:US congratulates $ on Syria success
UnNews:Biden: We will pursue ISIS through Heaven’s Gate
UnNews:Scale Everest: Now’s your chance!
UnNews:How Iron Dome blocks rockets from Gaza, protects Israelis
UnNews:Syria confirms American pimp in Beaucoup Harem
UnNews:Five times Hillary didn’t sound like a candidate
UnNews:Bus passengers told to wear crash helmet
UnNews:Super Bout: McCain vs. Putin – who is ducking who?
UnNews:Egypt sentences 600,000 Brotherhood members to death
UnNews:What happened to Flight 007?
UnNews:Russian warships, bases in Mexico worry US officials
UnNews:Truth detector to weed out lies from online dating
UnNews:Abby Martin ‘non-notable’ Wikipedia ban boosts notability (W/Anton)
UnNews:Former convict nominated for Nobel War Prize
UnNews:Facebook introduces ‘Nookie’
UnNews:Afghanistan’s favorite sport: Head Polo
UnNews:Korean cluster-fuck: Experts ponder unwanted pregnancy
UnNews:Bellicose Uzi kills Lebanese gangster’s ex-wife<-FA
UnNews:Bogus cubic zirconium found containing real diamond
Glass Mike Tyson <-FA
UnNews:Low-ranking Syrian terrorist defects from NATO
UnNews:Rebels decide not to target air base in Syria
UnNews:New safe ammo dampens gun debate
UnNews:Unwikileaks in the news<-FA
UnNews:Princess of Wales defends toddler ‘allowance tax’
UnNews:Elephant Pee Coffee is acquired taste
UnNews:‘Make Me Gay’ app debate heats up
UnNews:Duchess of Cambridge right royally fucked
UnNews:Saudis eye sand exports to Europe
UnNews:Talking dog wins worlds biggest liar award
UnNews:Iranian jets fire on unarmed U.S. drone - missing wildly
UnNews:Ghost buster slimed by John Holmes poltergeist
UnNews:Pre-election Highlights
UnNews:Al-Qaeda bans law enforcement in secular Middle East
UnNews:Idaho woman booked after ‘sleep shagging’
UnNews:Nyaditski endures mosquitoes in third Amazon swim attempt
UnNews:North Carolina honors wounded warriors with VIP parking
UnNews:300-pound toddler too big to play football
UnNews:Lucy Liu admits poisoning British bankster
UnNews:Olympics undermine the doping spirit
UnNews:AIDS virus chases Hillary Clinton from Malawi
UnNews:Bird lovers plan same-sex “oral-day” at Chick-fil-A
UnNews:Passenger finds harpoon in Air Canada sandwich
UnNews:Photographer had bottoms up view of nuclear blast <-Lead
UnNews:House passes Ron Paul's ‘Audit the Girl Scouts’ bill
UnNews:21 drown trying to walk on water at Tony Robbins event <-Lead
UnNews:Washington lauds valiant Syrian terrorists
UnNews:Least important Syrian beggar calls for foreign candy
UnNews:LSD users switch to Soma <-Lead
UnNews:Obama chides Romney on dick size
UnNews:Vampire Flu cover-up by DHS
Nillion (Collab with Shabidoo and Sog) <=FA
Soma <-FA
UnNews:Basket case nations form bric alliance
UnNews:US Attorney General refuses to prosecute self for contempt
UnNews:President invokes Executive Cover-up to protect guilty Negro from Racism
UnNews:Saudi Crown Prince Nayef to be buried after all
UnNews:Flirting app shuts down teen service to protect adults from child predators
UnNews:Hasidic NYPD recruit says she was fired over beard length
UnNews:Cost to lunch with Warren Buffett: $350 million
UnNews:Wind farms are solution to global warming <-FA
UnNews:Falling sheep strike cars in Australia
UnNews:The ambitious plan to build Star Trek's Enterprise
UnNews:Auction of purported Gipper poop canceled
UnNews:Bogus hooker sells sex in Mississippi
UnNews:World to hold joint anti-terror war games in Syria
UnNews:Martial arts pervert banned from Earth
UnNews:Man flies across Rio de Janeiro using a catapult
My Lai Massacre <-FA
Bhagavad-gita <-FA
India (Collab with PuppyOnTheRadio) <-FA
The Yardbirds <-FA
Womp Rat <-FA
Amero <-FA
UnNews:Norris admits he doesn’t know Jack
UnNews:Obama blames high gas prices on Iran
UnNews:Suspicious nuke discovered in French port
UnNews:Marines told to disrobe before Panetta
Uncyclopedian (Collab with Puppy and Aleister)
UnNews:Cleopatra investigation pending toxicology results
UnNews:Bomb bomb bomb – bomb bomb McCain <-Lead and FA
UnNews:Tom Thumb discovered as Nepalese Yeti
UnNews:WWIII postponed thanks to Russia and China
UnNews:Preemptively attacked snake acquitted of manslaughter <-Lead
UnNews:Police arrest suspect for PCP thought crime
UnNews:Elitist media prepare public for ultimate true flag attack
UnNews:Everest summit bomber startles Israeli climber <-Lead
UnNews:Conspiracy Theory Conspiracies Ministry axes Alex Jones
UnNews:Our newest political-lobbyist is a primitive sea sponge
UnNews:FED cites plight of Kennedy, Jesus to warn dissenters (with Aleister) <-FA
UnNews:Why the Chinese are buying record quantities of Lead
UnNews:US false flag warning level extreme <-Lead
UnNews:Palestine dilemma: suicide or surfing
UnNews:Sanctimonious taunted at South Carolina gay bar
UnNews:Huntsman ends presidential bid, backs China’s Hu <-Lead
UnNews:Titty-twisting celebrity arrested in Disney World
UnNews:US denies raucous bomb attack on Iran unclear scientist
UnNews:Chinese claim Ron Paul unerectable <-Lead and FA
UnNews:Danish tot builds Lego Higgs boson
UnNews:Exterminist teachings sully American Koran
UnNews:Ebenezer swap: Israel names Palestinian prisoners
UnNews:Paralyzed race car driver crashes, burns
UnNews:US to nuke Iran over plot to swat Saudi mosquito
UnNews:Earthscrapers hidden underground in preparation for “designer WWIII” <-Lead
UnNews:Dirt, iron ore linked to mature death
UnNews:Iranian faces execution for fibbing, not just usury
UnNews:Kapoor: We can beat sex slavery by legalization <-Lead
UnNews:Iran plans to send another ship off U.S. coast
UnNews:Dupont’s new Sanctimonious Homocide goes rogue <-Lead
UnNews:Valet: Accused UBS bank trader sorry beyond recollection <-Lead
UnNews:Amber reveals dinosaur clue <-Lead
UnNews:Mutilated Admin serves as warning from UnNews <-Lead
UnNews:Libya conflict: Jannah border cannot be closed
UnNews:Cher spurns daughter’s role in TV freak show <-Lead
UnNews:Qaddafi is new rebel leader, NATO flummoxed
UnNews:Alien denies Al Gore threat they plan to enforce carbon tax
UnNews:Rick Perrier's prowess: bribes central to success <-Lead
UnNews:Assad calls on Obama to step down
John Belushi <-Collab with Madmax and Oliphaunte: FA
UnNews:Larry Flynt offers Casey Anthony $5 million to pose dead
UnNews:Non-criminal busts into California prison <-Lead
UnNews:Mick Jagger sings in Sanskrit with reborn rockers
UnNews:UK rebels recognized as humanitarian intervention looms
UnNews:Uncyclopedia says it’s losing contributors <-Lead
UnNews:Taliban boy wipes out Seal Team 6?
UnNews:Only one in 12-persons in stylish Pajero crash tests positive <-Lead
UnNews:Libyan rebels recognize Sarkozy, NATO envoy Younes killed
UnNews:Air France orders beautiful-Caucasian-only cabin crew for Strauss-Kahn <-Lead
UnNews:Knights Templar sue Libyan al Qaeda over ink pen nuke <-Lead
UnNews:Man arrested for building nuclear bomb in his toilet <-Lead
UnNews:Former Mexican president urges legalizing crime
UnNews:Norway:Police ponder new Breivik charge of crimes against honkies
UnNews:Germany lends Libyan rebels 144 million bullets <-Lead
UnNews:Goldfish killed in Mexico after ransom not paid <-Lead
UnNews:German man missing since 1945 is found working in Las Vegas <-Lead July 25, 2011
UnNews:Final space shuttle crashes <-Lead July 22, 2011
HowTo:Soma <-Feature July 11, 2010
UnNews:Woman spends $10,000 on invisible deity
UnNews:Al-Qaeda network hacked; group blames terrorists
Unobtanium <-FA Aug 12, 2011 (Collab. with ShabiDoo)
Bohemian Grove <-FA July 24, 2011 (Collab. with Mattsnow)
UnNews:Obituary:Amy Winehouse enters rebirth
UnNews:Taxpayer funded study examined penis sizes in black communities
UnNews:Obama meets Lama, explains capitalism <-Lead July 20, 2011
UnNews:Baby murderer freed after pardon
UnNews:NATO pooped, broke; Gaddafi prevails
UnNews:Whiter sugar from plastic
UnNews:Brazilian plane lands after take-off <-Lead July 15, 2011
UnNews:Uncyclopedia warns against flaming ‘Arse-hole’ virus
UnNews:Live M2 Flamethrower found on JetBlue Boston-Newark flight <-Lead July 13, 2011
UnNews:Lawyer for Casey Anthony worried about getting paid
UnNews:Thousands of women accuse Strauss-Kahn in feeding frenzy <-Lead July 10, 2011
UnNews:US court orders change to gay military ban
UnNews:Moody's downgrades Portugal from junk to dog shit
UnNews:Japan's reconstruction minister resigns, all reconstruction stops
UnNews:Qaddafi Arrest Warrant:African Union tells ICC to ‘bugger off!’ <-Lead July 4, 2011
Inbox <-FA (Collaboration)
UnNews:Ex-IMF phallus Strauss-Kahn freed, maid arrested <-Lead July 2, 2011
UnNews:Porn and kids:How young is too young?
UnNews:Supreme Court strikes ban on violent children’s games <-Lead July 1, 2011
UnNews:ICC:Gaddafi could face jaywalking citation <-Lead June 30, 2011
UnNews:Bachmann: 'scare tactics' in debt ceiling scam
UnNews:California rail route splits homes to protect dung beetles
UnNews:Rwandese woman minister guilty of unlicensed genocide
UnNews:12-year-old allegedly played doctor and gave medical advice <-Lead June 25, 2011
UnNews:Casino slot machine pays way too much
UnNews:Cheney:Waive airline body-bag fees for returning mercenaries <-Lead June 24, 2011
UnNews:'Smart Only' debating site sparks outrage by dumping 30 deemed too stupid
UnNews:Angel Jolie visits condemned sinners in Hell
UnNews:Strauss-Kahn claimed to have prophylactic immunity
UnNews:CIA appoints Zawahiri as new token-enemy leader
UnNews:Polish study shows 9 out of 10 males are lesbian
UnNews:CIA adopts ‘pass god & praise the ammo’ policy in Yemen <-Lead June 15, 2011
UnNews:Polish astronaut on mission to prove Bin Laden not dead
UnNews:France faces fines over hamster sexploitation <-Lead June 11, 2011
UnNews:Rangers recount Audie Murphy Medal recipient's moronic act
UnNews:NATO mulls nuking Gaddafi compound
UnNews:Talks focus on spoils of post-Gaddafi Libya
UnNews:Cuban court convicts 6 of honesty
UnNews:Palin: I didn't mean to step on Romney's "thingy" <-Lead June 7-10, 2011
UnNews:Chinese teenager sells penis for iPad
UnNews:U.S. gives foreign aid to countries holding billions in treasury securities
UnNews:Dealers win global war on drugs
UnNews:Blast rocks northern Nigerian city <-Lead June 1, 2011
UnNews:3075 bodies recovered from Polish airlines crash
UnNews:Fifa denies bladder in crisis
UnNews:Scientists take wild guess at nature of Mars
UnNews:Facebook's Mark Zuckerberg eats only what he picks
UnNews:Scores missing after US tornado
UnNews:Seal Team 6 jokes all the rage on Twitter
UnNews:Mississippi governor urges caution as river crests
UnNews:IMF Chief alleges sodomy and extortion by hotel maid
UnNews:Rapture conman hung from jackass tree by disgruntled fucktards
UnNews:Dicks deem dick a dick
UnNews:Pakistan President asks: 'bin who?'
UnNews:Pope John Paul II wins 'Monsignor Universe' beauty contest
UnNews:Prince William and Kate Middleton leave Buckingham Palace in Prince Charles's Morris Mini Cooper S
UnNews:Trump forces Obama to show Earth certificate <-Lead April 28, 2011
Jeff Beck <-FA April 27, 2011
UnNews:McCain held in Libya on visa violation
UnNews:Tampa Bay wide receiver catches Florida toddler
UnNews:Flying robot assassins deployed in Libya
UnNews:Brick, New Jersey SWAT team bored to death
UnNews:Alcatraz reopened for Bradley Manning
UnNews:Michigan teacher arrested for weapons possession
UnNews:Obama Ponzi scheme speech reveals short-term plan
UnNews:Iran accused of ‘foreign meddling’ copyright infringement <-Lead April 16, 2011
UnNews:Mexico discovered in mass graves
UnNews:Scientists speak out on ‘gay caveman’ <-Lead April 13, 2011
UnNews:Scientist finds super-bug in New Delhi water
UnNews:Emergency grips India as god hangs on life support <-Lead April 7, 2011
UnNews:Florida pastor starts WWIII (Collab. with Spike)
UnNews:Rebels have already established new Central Bank of Libya
UnNews:US hands Libyan sky to NATO, takes over on ground
UnNews:Abercrombie criticized for selling push-up briefs to little boys <-Lead March 27-28, 2011
Psychedelic Music <-FA April 14, 2011 (Collab. with Sog)
UnNews:KIA soldier to receive full-body transplant <-Lead March 30, 2011 (Collab. with Spike)
UnNews:France recognizes American rebels
UnNews:Florida judge defends decision to apply Islamic law on Muslims
UnNews:Glenn Beck credits God with earthquake-tsunami <-Lead March 18, 2011
UnNews:Psychedelic icon takes final trip
UnNews:Earthquake weapon test takes heat off Libya (Collaboration with Aleister)
UnNews:Bradley Manning mulls plea-bargain
UnNews:Charlie Sheen swings from rooftop, yells ‘tally-ho!’
UnNews:Britney Spears raves about Jason Trawick’s manhood
UnNews:Pope lauds Rabbi's insistence Catholics did not kill reason
UnNews:Euthanized puppy resurrects, pissed off
UnNews:“Beam me up, Scotty” is possible with lasers, say scientists (Collaboration with Spike)
UnNews:Samuel Jackson rips Oscars on diversity
UnNews:Qaddafi: al-Qaeda should apologize 'while licking my feet'
UnNews:Refugee crisis on Wisconsin's west border
IMF calls for dollar alternative as oil spikes ( listen) (Collaboration with Spike)
UnNews:Peruvians placed at risk at soccer match <-Lead Feb 20, 2011 (Collaboration with Spike)
UnNews:Pirates hijack USS Enterprise
UnNews:Russian Roulette: Computer beats human rivals
UnNews:Clinton picks new U.S. envoy to Afghanistan, Pakistan <-Lead Feb 15, 2011
UnNews:Lawyers question legality of asteroid impact
UnNews:Obama creates superstate with US-World merger
UnNews:Illinois driver accused of hit-and-run with tree
UnNews:Saudis warn Uncyclopedia not to parody Mubarak <-Lead Feb 10, 2011
UnNews:Lindsay Lohan charged with dildo theft <-Lead Feb 9, 2011
UnNews:Weird Al Yankovic flubs National Anthem
UnNews:Dr Congo opens centre for rapists
UnNews:Pakistan urged to free boy arrested for blasphemy
UnNews:Mubarak steps up pressure on Egyptian fans
UnNews:Mummies vandalize Cairo museum
UnNews:Wanted at Uncyclopedia: Women <-Lead Jan 29, 2011
UnNews:Uganda gay rights activist David Kato canonized
UnNews:Media consensus: good news is bad news
UnNews:Mississippi resident 'couldn't care less!' <-Lead Jan 22, 2011
UnNews:Illuminati celebrates Facebook success in NWO plan <-Lead Jan 18, 2011
UnNews:China's secret fleet of stealth fighters
UnNews:Tourists in North Korea face new anthem tax (Collaboration with Spike)
UnNews:1,000 birds in mass suicide over Arkansas <-Lead Jan 4, 2011
UnNews:Water causes evacuation of Napalm theme park
UnNews:Cartoon plotter charged in Denmark <-Lead Dec 31, 2010
UnNews:Waterquakes shake South Pacific Ocean
UnNews:Current emissions risk devastating odor rise
UnNews:North Korea to honor invincible Kim Jong Il with 21-nuke salute <-Lead Dec 25, 2010
UnNews:Russia puts off signing START treaty to 2077
UnNews:Atheist North Korea ready for ‘sacred war' with South
UnNews:Pope urges Church to reflect on abuse <-FA
UnNews:Officials warn of holiday attacks; no one cares (Collaboration with Spike)
UnNews:Custer’s last flag bombs on eBay
UnNews:Britain to burn U.S. pastor for Koran plan
UnNews:Doors singer Jim Morrison wins profanity and exposure pardon <-FA Dec. 16, 2010
UnNews:WikiLeaks hacktivists bring Earth to standstill
UnNews:Israel denies involvement in shark attacks
UnNews:Apple unveils iWeapon <-FA
UnNews:Charles Manson caught with electric toothbrush in prison <-Lead Dec 6, 2010
United States of Earth <-FA Nov 15, 2010 (Collaboration with Sog)
Lord Christopher Monckton <-FA October 22, 2010
Alfred E. Neuman <-FA October 21, 2010
Jack Dempsey <-FA October 6, 2010 (Collaboration with Aleister)
Punji Stick <-FA Nov. 19, 2010 (Collaboration with Aleister and Romartus)
Mike Tyson <-FA March. 15, 2011 (Collaboration with Aleister)
Tony Jaa <-FA Nov. 20, 2010 (Collaboration with Black flamingo)
Joe Pesci <-Quasi FA Dec. 15, 2010 / FA March 14, 2011 (Collaboration with Black flamingo)
HowTo:Be absurdly funny and not just a content freak <-Feature May 1, 2010
UnNews:5 rare pink elephants found dead in Indonesia
UnNews:Somali teen busted in Christmas tree plot
UnNews:Wealthy buffoons say: ‘tax us’, poor say, ‘hell, yeah!’
UnNews:Newsweek depiction of Obama as void upsets some Hindus
UnNews:Pakistan leader soon to view death sentence
UnNews:Vatican to issue abuse guidelines
UnNews:Scientists create and capture Antichrist <-Lead Nov. 18, 2010 (Collaboration with Spike)
UnNews:Iran’s crackdown on women (Collaboration with Sog)
UnNews:Burmese democracy leader released from house into yard
UnNews:Invasive airport screening stirs backlash among passengers
UnNews:Ohio teacher expelled for sleeping in class <-Lead Nov. 11, 2010 (Collaboration with Spike)
UnNews:Iran mum on US mystery missile <-Lead Nov. 10, 2010 (Collaboration with Spike)
UnNews:What makes for a Facebook friend?
UnNews:Saudi "ink-pen nuke" blows up (Collaboration with Spike)
UnNews:Pam Anderson's Playboy donation decried by Muslims
UnNews:Hurricane Shary misses Bermuda, deemed laughing stock <-Lead Oct. 30, 2010 (Collaboration with Spike)
UnNews:Obama warns of apocalypse if Republicans win (Collaboration with Spike)
UnNews:Mom killed after interrupting baby's Facebook time
UnNews:Seventeen US nukes get away <-Lead Oct. 27, 2010 (Collaboration with Spike)
UnNews:Karzai admits receiving 'lorries of dollars' from Iran too
UnNews:Surgeon cut off penis by mistake at Bury hospital
Lunar Launch <-Playwrite of the Month Oct. 2010, FA May 28, 2011 (Collaboration with Socky)
States of the USE
UnNews:San Francisco newspaper publishes 'straight list,' calls for boycott of Uganda
UnNews:Osama bin Laden living in Karachi Hilton? <-Lead Oct. 19, 2010
UnNews:Richards: Mick Jagger was ‘sententious’ <-Lead Oct. 17, 2010
UnNews:Rapper ‘talks’ man down from hotel roof
UnNews:Mount Everest gets Internet thumbs down
UnNews:Pope still Catholic, but bear does not shit in woods <-Lead Oct. 11, 2010 (Collaboration with Spike)
UnNews:New York GOP gubernatorial candidate condemns gays
UnNews:Two gay boys target street gang in lascivious attack
UnNews:French Islam ban passes last legal hurdle
UnNews:Meat made O'Donnell avoid being Hare Krishna
UnNews:Purple lucky rabbit’s feet to bring 'great events,' Chinese fortune-teller predicts
UnNews:US Herpes tests in Guatemala 'crime against Guatemala'
HowTo:Tell another bar joke <-Feature October 9, 2010
UnNews:Woman turns in former husband for 1993 slaying
UnNews:Mexican mayor stoned to death in drug overdose
UnNews:Pentagon destroys copies of officer's exposé
UnNews:Photographs expose athletes' village shambles in Delhi <-Lead Sept 23, 2010
UnNews:Debate continues on 'Frankenstein' salmon
UnNews:Mexico paper seeks cartel advice on police scourge
UnNews:Urgent call on UN to stop 'alien invasion' <-Lead Sept. 19, 2010
UnNews:Castro calls Sarkozy a 'coño’, questions control by wife
Tantra <-FA (Collaboration with Aleister)
General William Westmoreland <-FA (Collaboration with Sog)
UnBooks:Keith Richards <-FA (Collaboration with Romartus)
UnNews:Taliban drone attack kills eight NATO troops
HowTo:Pimp a ho <-Feature Sept. 18, 2010
UnNews:World holds-breath for unveiling of NKorean heir
UnNews:Florida Pastor extorts 'ground zero' imam
UnNews:God vs. godly?
UnNews:Lifer gets 6 months for assaulting guard
UnNews:NASA to send manned probe into Sun at night
UnNews:Avatar director vows to aid Na'vi tribe
UnNews:Berlin vegetarian restaurant revealed as hoax by cannibals
UnNews:Cali Cartel develops robotic 'mule' to smuggle drugs
UnNews:Iran threatens to strike Israel nuke site <-Lead Sept 4, 2010
UnNews:60-books-a-month toddler kicks reading habit <-Lead Sept 4, 2010
UnNews:Stephen Hawking created Universe?
UnNews:Afghanistan: Why are the Taliban winning? <-Lead Sept 2, 2010
UnNews:Tony Blair book describes Gordon Brown as 'laborious'
UnNews:Cannabis may relieve chronic sobriety
UnNews:Himalayan glaciers melting deadline 'a stupid mistake' <-Lead Aug 31, 2010
UnNews:Rabbi calls for 'laughing fit' on Mahmoud Abbas
UnNews:Paris Hilton caught with Francium
UnNews:Religious activists complain over nudity in porn films
UnNews:Kim Jong II visits China – so friggin' what? <-Lead Aug 27, 2010
UnNews:Death ‘ray gun’ to be tested in Los Angeles jail
UnNews:Thailand defends ‘Lord of War’ court decision
UnNews:AP: It's 'Ground Zero Mosque,' people
UnNews:Saudi Arabia urged not to lobotomize man as retribution punishment
UnNews:1 in 5 Americans thinks Obama is Christian? <-Lead Aug 20, 2010
UnNews:Seven Dwarfs accused of £4,369,083 iTunes scam
UnNews:Facebook introduces stalking feature <-Lead Aug 19, 2010
PNG quake tourism booming
UnBooks:Jeff Beck Illustrated
UnNews:Zsa Zsa Gabor calls in priest for final exorcism <-Lead August 17, 2010
UnNews:Obama favors Ground Zero mosque
UnNews:Big Ben dwarfed by Big Bin <-Lead August 11-12, 2010
UnNews:US dollar to go on paper-standard? <-Lead August 10, 2010
UnNews:Abandon Earth - Stephen Hawking warns
UnNews:Greenland breaks off ice, drifts south
UnNews:Has Tiger Woods lost his mojo?
Padmé <-FA July 10, 2011
UnNews:Saudis announce Blackberry ban
UnNews:Mullen outlines U.S. Iran attack plans <-Lead August 2, 2010
UnNews:Germany mourns Love Festival victims, while Hate Festival boasts no injuries
UnNews:Mars site may hold 'buried life' <-Lead July 30, 2010
Fatima asks UnWikiAnswers
HowTo:Payola <-Feature August 15, 2010
UnNews:Putin sings with Expelled Agents <-Lead July 26, 2010
UnNews:Sinkhole swallows flooded Milwaukee
UnNews:India unveils prototype of $3 iPad <-Lead July 24, 2010
UnNews:Al Qaeda audio says post-dated victory assured
UnNews:CIA lifts lid on alleged UnCycloLeaks <-Lead July 23, 2010
HowTo:Dig The Yardbirds <-Feature July 24, 2010
UnNews:Paris Hilton is French Connection?
UnNews:Giant sinkhole in Orion swallows cosmos
UnNews:Vatican unveils new rule to stop abuse: just say no!
UnNews:Vanished Iranian scientist reappears in Washington
UnNews:Swiss free Polanski after US refuse to extradite rapist <-Lead July 13, 2010
HowTo:Fear Blue-ringed octopus <-Feature July 17, 2010
UnNews:Looning 'can slow ageing process'
UnNews:Soccer fans shun art for hookers
UnNews:'Star Wars' creator sues lightsaber manufacturer in China
UnNews:Secret Soma formula revealed by Leary estate
UnNews:Thailand extends emergency law for 30 years
UnNews:Obama: One more year in Afghanistan, then bust
UnNews:Moby Dick fossil found in Peruvian desert
UnNews:Google implements gays-only employment policy
UnNews:There will be war in Iran?
UnNews:Taliban offensive drives NATO, U.S. attorney general to Tora Bora <-Lead June 30, 2010
UnNews:Death guilty of manslaughter in Australia
UnNews:Michael Jackson's father files wrongful death
UnNews:Biden calls brothel mistress a 'smartass' after prostitution comment <-Lead June 28, 2010
UnNews:'Overwhelming high' leads to world-record drug bust
UnNews:Michael Jackson: one year later <-Lead June 26, 2010
UnNews:Triple X domain wins approval
UnNews:Unstable man arrested with weapons near K-2 summit
UnNews:Gillard is Australia's first shemale PM
UnNews:Lil' Wayne arrested on drug charge – statement goes platinum
UnNews:77 million 'poisoned' in Bangladesh <-Lead June 21, 2010
UnNews:Red Shirts blast Thai PM for trying to make good image <-Lead June 20, 2010
UnNews:Egyptian minister: Obama told me he is a Muhammadan <-Lead June 19, 2010
UnNews:Convicted killer Ronnie Gardner executed with bazooka
UnNews:Mom: R.I. school bans 8-year-old son's patriotic hat with army figures
UnNews:BP admits drilling breached Hades, hell to pay
UnNews:Sperm whale poop fights climate change
UnNews:Ugandan poofs charged with having sex on church altar
UnNews:U.S. discovers $1 googol in Afghan gold <-Lead June 14, 2010
UnNews:Military spectacle mocks Queen Elizabeth's birthday <-Lead June 12, 2010
HowTo:Appreciate Womp Rats <-Feature June 27, 2010
Post Apocalypse <-FA July 17, 2010
HowTo:Be Uncyclopedia Beach Local <-Feature June 19, 2010
UnNews:Taliban executes spy-baby, 2, for spying
UnNews:Child photographed smoking huge joint at Phillies game
UnNews:Iran's Ahmadinejad slams devil
UnNews:Gulf spill 7th sign of Hopi prophecy?
UnNews:Student sentenced for filming porn with school teacher <-Lead June 7, 2010
UnNews:Mexican drug cartel reportedly plotted to blow up Texas <-Lead June 6, 2010
UnNews:Israeli ‘Nerf war’ causes international outcry <-Lead June 5, 2010
UnNews:Thailand entices tourists back after mayhem <-Lead June 3, 2010
UnNews:Fluffer allegedly kills 1, hurts 2 with steel dildo <-Lead June 3, 2010
UnNews:Gulf oil spill scientists warn of Black Lagoon
UnNews:Famous Mexican prison warden abducted, remembered
UnNews:Kindergarten knife attackers executed in China
HowTo:Start a computer
UnNews:Philippe Cousteau discovers horrors of under water oil spill
UnNews:Charles Manson denied parole for 382nd time, gives interview
UnNews:Camel Porn smut film too raunchy for Mecca <-Lead May 26, 2010
HowTo:Disperse an angry mob of protesters <-Feature May 29, 2010
UnNews:Mutant species discovered amid warnings of Godzilla threat <-Lead May 23, 2010
UnNews:Thailand shows weapons confiscated from unarmed protesters
UnNews:BP concedes Gulf oil spill raised sea level 12 feet
UnNews:Facebook blocks Pakistan over 'satirical content'
UnNews:Malawi poofs jailed for being poofs
UnNews:Iran to resume enrichment
UnNews:Two different ‘If I Did It’ books released same day
UnNews:Mercenaries release Somali pirates after ransom returned
UnNews:Playboy to publish inflatable centerfold <-Lead May 12, 2010
UnNews:D.C. Council approves party weed
UnNews:Drone Wars: “If it breathes, kill it!” <-Lead May 9, 2010
UnNews:World leaders rush to contain Greek contagion
UnNews:Massive strike paralyzes Greece <-Lead May 5, 2010
UnNews:U.S. reveals it has lost count of nuclear warheads, introduces “Continental Bomb” <-Lead May 4, 2010
HowTo:Beat jet lag <-Feature May 22, 2010, FA Oct. 4, 2010
HTBAFANJACF
Uncyclopedia Beach Local
Mecca Vice <-FA May 3, 2010
Mutaween <--FA
HHhaarrraannggmMM
Kablam
Don Martin <-FA May 13, 2011
Laird Hamilton <-FA Sept 11, 2010
December 21, 2012 <-FA May 31, 2011 (Collaboration with MrN)
Jack Bauer Facts
Kryptonite <-FA June 25, 2011
Local
Guru Maharaj Ji <-FA May 27, 2011
G-Rex <-FA June 18, 2011 (Collaboration with Sog)
Blue-ringed octopus <-FA May 10, 2011
Mai lai
My Lie
Voidism <-FA May 27, 2010
iBauer <-FA Aug 15, 2012
Ancient Uncyclopedia
2012 <-FA May 31, 2011 (Collaboration with MrN)
December 22, 2012
Dead Dicks <-FA March 7, 2012
Baby Boomers <-FA (Collab with MrN9500)
Flying Purple People Eater
The Big Crunch <-FA Aug, 11, 2011
HowTo:Dig The Yardbirds
Roberto Duran <-FA Jan 2, 2011 (Collaboration with Sog)
UnNews:Anti-protest protestors pressure protestors to surrender over protest
UnNews:American owners to sell Liverpool
UnNews:Astronauts cry as Obama cans NASA flimflam
UnNews:Vatican forgiven by Beatles
UnNews:Poland shocked as president’s coffin arrives in New Zealand
UnNews:Astro-plumbers replace septic tank on space station
UnNews:Twins conjoined in 14-hour op
UnNews:Free Colombian ‘devil's nipple’ costs users
UnNews:Tiger didn't rape anybody
UnNews:Queen dissolves lump of sugar as PM calls for election
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Let it be known across the breadth of the internet that I do hereby promote Uncyclopedia user Funnybony, in accordance to the rules and articles of the Uncyclopedian Administration Handbook, to the rank of Rank of Huffer First class or Lieutenant . You are entitled to all the rights and privileges accorded to a Rank of Huffer First class or Lieutenant . Congratulations and welcome to the New World Order.

Signed Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 04:07, June 9, 2010 (UTC)

Let it be known across the breadth of the internet that I do hereby promote Uncyclopedia user FunnyBony, in accordance to the rules and articles of the Uncyclopedian Administration Handbook, to the rank of Officer Designate or Private User. You are entitled to all the rights and privileges accorded to a Officer Designate or Private User. Congratulations and welcome to the New World Order.

Signed Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 18:12, March 11, 2010 (UTC)

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For writing a buttload of acceptable or better UnNews articles. Nice job! –Rev_zim