Uncyclopedia Appeal
An appeal from Uncyclopedia founder, Viscount Jimmy Wales XIV[edit | edit source]
I got a lot of funny looks ten years ago when I started talking to people about my Coprophagia fetish.
Let’s just say some people were skeptical of the notion that volunteers from all across the world could come together to create a remarkable pool of human waste – all for the simple purpose of sharing their very own faeces, everyone devouring it in a mixture of wild decadence and guilty pleasure.
No ads. No agenda. No strings attached. Sometimes nuts and corn though. A lot of pinkeye... those were the days...I digress.
A decade after its founding, nearly 400 zillion people use Uncyclopedia and its sister sites every month - almost five quarters of the Internets-connected zooniverse.
It is the 1teenth most popular website in the world - but Uncyclopedia consistently follows the pattern of isn’t anything like a commercial website.
It is a fetid congregation of mutilated afterbirths community creation, written by n00bs! volunteers making one entry at a time. You are part of my our revenue source community. And I’m writing today to ask you to fork out and sustain the shoddy, crumbling foundations of Uncyclopedia.
Together, we can keep it free of charge and free of advertising. We can keep it open – you can use the information in Uncyclopedia any way you want. We can keep it growing – spreading knowledge everywhere, and inviting participation from everyone.
Each year at this time, we reach out to ask you and others all across the Uncyclopedia, ehrm...community to help sustain our joint (technically I hold a 90% share) enterprise with a modest donation of 20, 35 or 50 firstborn children's femur bones or more (My fetishes are many and varied).
If you value Uncyclopedia as a source of fecal matter – and a source of runny anal juices (YUM) – I hope you’ll choose to act right now.
All the best,
Jimmy Wales
Founder, Wikipedia
P.S. Wikipedia is about the power of people like me to do extraordinary things. People like me make Uncyclopedia, one shady car park blowjob word at a time. People like you fund my Cayman Islands mansion it , one donation at a time. It's proof of our collective potential to change the world...sniggering laugh.
Adios Suckas![edit | edit source]
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