Uncyclopedia:Anniversaries/February 20

February 20: Hot Garbage Day

• 1792 - The Postal Service is first established, celebration ceremony is accidentally rerouted to San Francisco, Spanish California.
• 1872 - After some harsh wind, the Metropolitan Museum of Art opens its first exhibit, a giant pile of toppled over ceiling scaffolding.
• 1877 - Russian ballet Swan Lake is received poorly by critics after show swans descend into the audience and peck their eyes out.
• 1935 - The first woman to set foot in Antarctica wonders what all the fuss was about.
• 1986 - The Soviet Union launches the space station Mir, cosmonauts test whether communism can work in outer space.
• 2016 - A man in Schenectady, New York is the first person to describe someone's opinion as "hot garbage" (Pictured), is given medal for ruining English.

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