Uncyclopedia:Anniversaries/December 22

December 22: Dead Meme Appreciation Day

• 5000 BC(ish) - God plans to make perfect woman from an arm and a leg, Adam says "What can ya do with a rib?"
• 600 BC - YHWH creates woman - twice
• 0000 - The Blessed Mother Mary's contractions begin
• 1000 - Spaghetti Monster creates sex.
• 1231 - God creates Vaginal cancer to spite Spaghetti Monster.
• 1337 - Counter-Strike is invented
• 1589 - Japan announces the release of the Hello Kitty Vibrator.
• 1666 - Manhattan is sold to the Knicks for 24 virgins, an extreme rarity in the area. They immediately re-sell it to Donald Trump.
• 1923 - LSD is first manufactured, diarrhea of epic solar proportions ensues.
• 1933 - William Butler Yeats is found dead in a bear cage at the local zoo.
• 1954 - Film Actors Guild (FAG) is founded
• 1974 - Gay men blame women for AIDS.
• 1989 - The end of the world as we know it. Surprisingly, most people are either indifferent or quite fine about the whole thing.
• 1989 - Pixies send Monkeys to Heaven, Anthony gives Cleopatra a crate of brown ale.
• 1991 - Man loses his religion, but later finds he left it in the corner, silly man.
• 2005 - Pussy flavored ice cream invented.
• 2006 - World peace declared.
• 2007 - England nukes Wales. Nobody cares.
• 2012 - Everyone realizes they're not dead.
• 3434 - Vin Diesel is cloned from one of his last remaining pubic hairs, discovered in Margaret Thatcher's vagina.
• 5000 - Science descovers a "female orgasm", she was faking...
• 2111 - New form of moe discovered, turns out to be the same kind of popular moe anime at the time, but with more robotic titties.

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