Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's DOUCHING'DIPSHIT'SHITBALLS'IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! 'ASSHAT'[EXPLETIVE]'FUCKSTAIN Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

Please take a CUNNILINGUS look at the MOCKIE talk page of this PEARL NECKLACE article for notes or discussion before FUCKTARD editing.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or SAMUEL L. JACKSON neurochemical FUCK disorder BASTARD characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid CRAP, sudden TIMBER NIGGER m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements ANUSCAKE or MOLDY TITS vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly CHIGGER in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated CRAPPY way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may PISS ARTIST include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken FEWMETS by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA SHIT LIKE A HORSE words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat SUITCASE PENIS CARPET MUNCHER words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous FUCKSTAIN utterFUCKance of socially GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first HELL television programs to address MASTURBATION Tourette's syndrome.

FEWMETS Tourette's is TWAT not to be SHITE confused with PISS UP MY ARSE Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying FUCK chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY random GOBSHITE disorientation, culturally-BUTT-FOR-BRAINS-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth DICKHEAD outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local ASSCRACK language, HOCKEY and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places STRAWBERRY ASS WIGGER of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky WALRUS SHIT souvenir shoppes and massive YOU quantities CONDOMS of ANAL DIABETES MY ANUS IS BLEEDING garbage.

Darnit.

A DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT Polite Note to the NIGGER Author:

The CUNTSWILLING Tourette's POMMIE Research Institute was SHITTY founded to FUCKING.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have BOOBS Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your DOT HEAD article SHITFUCKER funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and SMEG I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or KOREA LOVER changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance ART METAL PRODUCTS.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about JACKASS SHIT Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of DAMNATION Tourrette's sufferers THONG TASTER swear. You can MOTHERFUCKER blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame ASSWIPE TV, for always focusing on the FOUR-EYES bad side of a terrible MOTHERFUCKER thing.
• The main DISSIDENTS symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are JACKASS involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'BUTTFUCKER' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small FUCK YOU knee HELL NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is PROLES no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes COCK cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at CAMEL JOCKEY school for JAP something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage POLESMOKER sufferers to become CLUSTER FUCK manically depressed and POLESMOKER commit CUNTSWILLING suicide.
• There is no MOZILLA FIREFOX cure, and the ASSRAMMER drugs that are available to, "calm" the JIZZ tics often have adverse FRITZ side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna RAT'S COCK perodol" which caused my entire CUNTSWILLING body to go JENKEM numb and DAMN basically made it NIGGA! worse than REBECCA BLACK it is without the DIRTY SANCHEZ drug.

I am an active member of a DAMN tourette syndrome SIGMUND FREUD association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating MASTURBATION the HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS public view of Tourettes as a "SHITE swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is PISS OFF MY ASS much much (hand spasms) more...

I am RAT'S COCK sorry for SHITE "hi-jacking" your SHITSKIN entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like BUKKAKE this that really FUCK annoys me. I am working towards a SHIT better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this NIGGER TITS article. Remember, everything here is meant to be DOUCHEBAG, and making fun of a RAT'S COCK horrible disorder is (not) JACK ABRAMOFF funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your BITCH time.

Best MOLDY TITS regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “BEANER” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese CHINA IS CAPITALIST reply

As SUCK MY DICK, CHENNY Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are ELECTION not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill TIBET Westerners show is not an RIVER CRABS SUCK effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of FALUN GONG degenerate capitalist culture in those BUDDHISM countries. When showing MEG right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust GRASS MUD HORSE in countries PROTESTS leadership, those problems does not AMERICA'S GREAT! occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a 1984 byproduct of your NON-MANDARIN DIALECTS capitalist society FALUN GONG.

Li Chiang “ELECTION” Wen

P.S. JAP Regards to Andrew I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean SALISBURY reply

The RAT'S COCK bastard who wrote this article. You can VENEREAL DISEASE punch him if you MOCKIE want to.

As a LGBT RIGHTS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter CLEAN DRINKING WATER Tourette's, I am most appalled with this I CAN AFFORD FOOD article. We have enough HYPERINFLATION problems in this I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE country anyway, without this triple thick cock WHITE PEOPLE offensive stuff. I ask that you WHITE RIGHTS remove this FREE ELECTIONS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass CAUCASIANS put up with CHOLERA IS FUN! hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not HIGH WAGES white?

Mpopo “HIGH WAGES” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une CHALICE réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. DAMNED TABERNACLE Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la BLESSED DAMN SAINT grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many BIBLE BASHER prières and blessings I no longer to say THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE swearwords and only express plus glorieux BLESSED DAMN SAINT praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be HUEY P. NEWTON complètement cured juste comme moi. May the DOG SHIT saint name of our THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST evermore. Please forgive my KIKE intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une BIBLE BASHER Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON HUEY P. NEWTON, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your DAMNED TABERNACLE soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine CRAP Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are TWAT and CAMEL JOCKEY playing Roblox's Adopt Me with DOT HEAD music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) JAP BAND WITH 4 PEDOPHILIA MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A D'OH HORSE! CRAP IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO CRAP'S HOUSE

How DONGSHOVER to SPIC cure FREEDOM OF SPEECH the PISS ARTIST Tourette's PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment GO COUNT YOUR DICK for ORGASM Tourette's [Insert dumb, possibly made up racial slur you've never heard before here] Syndrome FRITZ is ANUSCAKE following FLYING RAT'S ASS these BONER rules KRAUT in FLYING RAT'S ASS order:

• 1: Avoid FUCKFACE immature DOUCHING little MACACA kids,
• 2: Count to CHINK within YOU SUCK BALLS

10 CUNTRAGseconds,

• 3: Do not open your MOTHERFUCKER HELL VAGINA nor FUCKWIT talk,
• 4: Tell SOD yourself you CHIGGER don't PUSSY have SUCK MY COCK this DICK disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK FUCKHEAD WITH NASTY OSTRICH MY ASS DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S SEX FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the CRAP last straw SHAKOPEE!

I fucking put ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT' my comment at the TOP OF THE FUCK OFF PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at MACACA the TOP OF SHIT THIS FAGGOT ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be BLOWJOB offensive. IN SACREMENT. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to LET'S SHIT people who try DAMN to battle DICKWAD'CLEMEN that tight-ass ABO 17-year-THONG TASTER—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find BUGGER it now, but someone said BIRD SHIT' RAT'S COCK DOUCHING'HONEY, I DELETED THE MAIN PAGE on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING LAKE TITICACA is a laughing WANK matter. Plus there SHITE was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on MONKEY SHIT Uncyclopedia, there are PISS ARTIST articles ASS about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching PUNANI stuff. So HOMO that means FUCKWIT stop getting mad at the NIGNOG first part too and CAMEL FUCKER talking about the I WILL KILL YOU! letter that it's GOD BLESS AMERICA mocking (what BUKKAKE letter? I don't even know what WANK the heck you're talking about). Adrian PUSSY hi self RAT'S COCK even made a really SHITCOCK good point. "It's CLUSTER FUCK nothing more PUSSY from a head nod to a SHITFUCKER knee tick". MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE. Which I'll add POWERSHIT onto NIGGER saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't SOD suffer that CC PLZ much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes SHITFACE it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to ASS be, because if I were a PENISPENISPENIS!!! Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article TACO hilarious. If you INJUN Want facts, go on TIT DIRT Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll [Insert stupid word you just made up here] be offended, don't read FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD the freaking WANK article anyway.

PIG WANK CUNTSWILLING RICK MORANIS ASSHOLE HOMO 30 CASES OF PICKLES SHITCOCK FIST FUCK PISS OFF MY ASS

FROG'S FAT ASS BEAVER HO JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS RICK MORANIS BANGKOK BORDER HOPPER WEHATEMARIO COCK GRINGO WANK BUGGER FUCKSTAIN BEAVER ASSWIPE FUCK OFF CUNT ASSHOLE RAPE DILDO SCROTUM BOOBIES SHITCOCK DIPSHIT DAMN FUCKING BASTARD RAGHEAD D'OH FLYING RAT'S ASS SON OF A BITCH HELL DAMN BUTTFUCKER FLYING RAT'S ASS BASKETBALL HITLER HOSER SPUNK WIKIPEDIA SHUT UP, MEG! CLEVELAND STEAMER DIPSHIT CHINK CLEMEN FRIG ARSE SHITPISSER PRICK JIGGABOO DICK SHIT ASS SEMPRINI GOD DAMMIT DAMN TACO WOMEN'S RIGHTS CC PLZ CHOAD KISSER CHICKEN SHIT BUTT PIRATE FRITZ FELLATIO CLIT GOBSHITE TWISTY VAGINA RAPE DOG FUCKER PORCH MONKEY DICK ASS SCUMBAG BLOWJOB YOGHURT CANNON BUKKAKE DAMN CLIT CHIGGER AY-AY-AY PISS OFF FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA NAZI FUCK OFF JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS SCUMBUCKET SHITHEAD JOHN ELWAY DOG SHIT JACK OFF [expletive deleted] FIRECROTCH RAT'S COCK TWAT DOG SHIT CUNTBUCKET CHICKEN SHIT BANGKOK REDSKIN SPANK THE MONKEY BRITNEY I GLASS BOTTOM BOATED THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK CUNTING ASSCRACK HELL BUTT-HEAD NEGRO BANGKOK GOOK SHITFACE SPUNK TAFFY BITCH FUCKER DUNE COON RAPE BOB SAGET ASSHOLE BOLLOCKS SHOOP DA WHOOP KAFFIR POO POO BLOWJOB GOD BLESS AMERICA COMMUNIST DILDO FIST FUCK BLUMPKIN I'LL RAPE YOU SHITBALLS IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK WALRUS SHIT JOHN ELWAY I'LL RAPE YOU FUCKSTAIN CHINK DAMN KIKE JERRY FUCK ARSEBADGERS SON OF A BITCH FUCKSTAIN MICK HADJI PISS SCUMBUCKET PISS OFF TIMBER NIGGER MALARKY CUM FUCKSTAIN GIVING HEAD FUCKHEAD FIST FUCK FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK OFF GOD DAMMIT DICKHEAD KRAUT ASSWIPE AUTOFELLATIO SON OF A BITCH SHITFACE MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE HELL BUGFUCK FREE ELECTIONS MASTURBATION PENISFUCK HELL FLYING FUCK CC PLZ MOTHERFUCKER DARTH VADER SHITPISSER PORCH MONKEY MOZILLA FIREFOX BUTTFUCKER FUCKTARD ASSCRACK CHRISTHUMPER FUCKTARD GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS FRENCH TICKLER SHIT TRANNY SPIC BASTARD JESSE McCARTNEY YOU WANKER SHIT GO HOME AND DIE HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS CONDOMS AMERICA ONLINE GRINGO BUGGER OFF CAMEL FUCKER WANK MOSES SPUNK MOTHERFUCKER GRINGO CHOAD FUCKFACE DICKLICK MALARKY lowercase DAMN O CANADA JACKASS ARSE NEGRO SACRAMENTO ORGASM DUMBASS BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA AUTOFELLATIO INCEST PUNANI CHOAD BOOBIES FUCKER DAMN BUGFUCK AMERICA ONLINE DOM DeLUISE CRAP FUCK BUTT PIRATE PORCH MONKEY FUCKING FROG'S FAT ASS CUNNILINGUS ASS BULLCRAP WANKSPLAT NIPPLES BULLSHIT MASTURBATION BIG FOOT FUCKFACE PISS WANK INCEST CHAV NIGGER FUCKING CRAPFUCKER CHINK SHITFACE DOG FUCKER BALLS VENEREAL DISEASE HOMO SHAKOPEE DAMN CONDOMS CLEMEN PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM BUGFUCK SEMEN FALSE BENSON ORGASM CUNT CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON SPUNK DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! NIGGER FUCKTARD WANK NIGGER CRACKER BLISTERING BARNACLES TWAT FUCKING ASS LICKER JACKASS SHIT HO BOLLOCKS SCUMBAG TACO SUGAR OSTRICH MY ASS TITTIES BULLSHIT DONKEY DICK TITWANK PRICK FRENCH TICKLER ASSFACE SHITFUCKER WANK FROG'S FAT ASS MARCH OF FLAMES SHITBALLS SPUNK SCROTUM FUCKSTAIN LIMEY SCUMBUCKET BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA FAGGOT ARSEBADGERS FUCKTARD TITS SHITHEAD LIMEY PRICK GENITALIA PUSSY FASHION BUG TWAT MALARKY DIRTY SANCHEZ MALARKY WARNER MUSIC GROUP PENIS ON A STICK GO COUNT YOUR DICK SHAKOPEE JOHNNY ANAL BASTARD TITS & DICKS BALLS POMMIE JIZZ ARSE AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI DAMN RAT'S ASS GRUE RAPE FAGGOT BIG FOOT FUCKING JUMP! SHITHEAD D'OH JACKASS ANUSCAKE KRAUT PEDOPHILIA COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT SEMEN HENTAI WETBACK FLYING RAT'S ASS LAKE TITICACA CREATING THIS PAGE DOES NOT EXIST FUCKBAG I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE JESSE McCARTNEY BIGNOSE CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A HONKY FUCKWIT SUCK MY DICK GOD DAMN PORCH MONKEY DICKLICK FUCK OFF SHAKOPEE FUCKSTAIN PUNANI RUSTY TROMBONE SCUMBUCKET ASS SAND NIGGER ASSHAT YOU WANKER CARPET MUNCHER FUCKER ASSHAT BOON FUCKSTAIN TITTIES DICK MONKEY'S UNCLE LET'S SHIT CRAP ON A STICK SEMEN TITS BEAVER JAP I WILL KILL YOU! DAMN FOOTBALL CAMEL JOCKEY FROG TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE 30 CASES OF PICKLES PUSSY FELCHMONKEY POLAK TACO SHITCOCK HELLFUCKER TITMOUSE YID AAAAAAAAA! SUCKS CUM WALRUS SHIT GOD DAMN BLUMPKIN JACKASS GRINGO WINDOWS VISTA FOUR-EYES FUCK ASS FUCKFACE FASHION BUG NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! MOZILLA FIREFOX BUTTFUCKER DOUCHE NAZI BOB SAGET BOLLOCKS PEARL NECKLACE TOWELHEAD DOT HEAD BOOBS PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT JERK OFF HAIL SATAN! MONKEY SHIT BALLS BLOWJOB SCUMBUCKET TAMPONS FELCHMONKEY PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM JACKASS SHIT ASSCRACK WIENER COCKSMOKER VENEREAL DISEASE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! SHITSLINGING CONDOMS BULLCRAP FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA ASSHAT DICKFACE BITCH GOD DAMMIT FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE RAPE DUMBASS FAGGOT BAD MOTHERFUCKER DILDO QUEEF TUBA CARPET MUNCHER RAT'S ASS YOU WANKER BLISTERING BARNACLES CLEVELAND STEAMER CLUSTER FUCK PISS ARTIST BLOWJOB DYKE KIKE HOT GRITS WITH A NAKED AND PETRIFIED STATUE OF NATALIE PORTMAN IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! CUNT SHITFACE COCKING FUCKBOROUGH WILLY WONKA NEGRO JIZZ MAMA MIA FUCKHEAD FELLATIO O CANADA SHITFACE HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS ASS COCKGOBLIN HONKY ASSBANDIT PEEPEE TWO-INCH PENIS ASSWIPE ADMINS ARE GAY POLACK ANUSCAKE DICKFACE ASS FRAK DILDO NIGGER PAKI AY-AY-AY SHIT BONER HELL NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! CUNT CHICKEN SHIT OSTRICH MY ASS SHIT PIG FUCKHEAD TOSSER BEANER BITCH TIT SPRINKLES BASTARD JOHN ELWAY SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM BOB SAGET PECKERHEAD MY ANUS IS BLEEDING TWAT SHIT FLAMING ASS BADGER TITWANK PISS RAPE DONALD RUMSFELD DAMN A LONG-LEGGED PISSED-OFF PUERTO RICAN! I'LL RAPE YOU FUCKFACE DOUCHEBAG RAT'S ASS SEX HOMO FUCK SHIT JERK OFF FRIG COCKSMOKER SHITFUCKER NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! BALLS NICARAGUA WALRUS SHIT ASS TESTICLE CHOKE CHIGGER DUMBASS DIPSHIT INBRED DICKLICK TRANNY SHITBALLS FUCK ARSE SUITCASE PENIS WOODPECKERSHIT BALL SACK BAD MOTHERFUCKER COCK CHIGGER GRUE RAPE HOLY DUMB FUCK PISS DAGO DILDO FLYING RAT'S ASS YID JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST SHITE REDNECK DIPSHIT SAND NIGGER ASS TOURETTE'S SYNDROME DAMN HONKY CC PLZ GOD DAMMIT MOTHERFUCKER LET'S SHIT GENITALIA MOZILLA FIREFOX SCROTUM ASSWIPE BULLSHIT DAMN IT CRAP O KURWA! TOSSER DICKWAD ASS FASCIST COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT REBECCA BLACK BIG BLACK WOMAN WITH BIG TITS, YOU CAN'T MISS HER! FUCKSTAIN POWERSHIT SHITHEAD DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK TURD TITWANK PENIS CHICKEN SHIT WANK CUNTYMINTS CUNT TWAT BASTARD SEMEN SHITSKIN COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT PEARL NECKLACE CUM LIAR, LIAR, PANTS ON FIRE! BOOBIES DESU PISS ARTIST 30 CASES OF PICKLES SUGARTITS COCKGOBLIN SONNY BILL WILLIAMS BITCH TWAT TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! POMMIE BUGFUCK GOBSHITE MASTURBATION TITTYWANK I WILL END YOU! HOLY DUMB FUCK [EXPLETIVE] TAMPON IN MY ASS SHITFACE JOHNNY ASSHOLE TITWANK BUGGER OFF MALARKY EXTRA LONG PENIS NIGGER SEMEN ASS HORSE SHIT BITCH ASS TURD HELL BALLS SHIT CHENEY PISS ARTIST I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! FENCE JUMPER CLUSTER FUCK DAGO PISSHOLE CUNT CRAPPER ARSEBADGERS RAT'S ASS [expletive deleted] FUCKING A IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! RAT'S COCK ASSRAPING BALL SACK I LIKE TO BE STUPID AND NOT FUNNY FUCKHEAD BONER CUNT POWERSHIT AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI AY-AY-AY PISS UP MY ARSE DAMN SUGARTITS CUNNILINGUS PISS ARTIST DIPSHIT WIENER CLEMEN MONKEY BALLS BITCH FUCK FROG FROG'S FAT ASS JOHN ELWAY FUCKBAG PAKI CUNT PISSHOLE CHICKEN FRIES PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS FUCKTARD VENEREAL DISEASE JOHN SMILEY FACE ANAL DIABETES MONKEY BALLS FUCK CRACKER HOMO FLAMING ASS BADGER PENIS TITS & DICKS FUCK AMERICA ONLINE FUCKHEAD ASS AAAAAAAAA! FUCKHEAD NIGGER BUGGER OFF SLOPE TITTYWANK BUGGER NAZI SAGGY TITS CAMEL FUCKER CUNNILINGUS SHITHEAD DYKE GOD DAMN MASTURBATION ASS BANGKOK TAMPONS JACKASS HELL DICKLICK NI FUCKFACE DICK INJUN JACKASS MONKEY'S UNCLE SOD CHICKEN SHIT ORGASM FUCK DOUCHING WANK JERK OFF TOURETTE'S IS FUN HELL LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! GRINGO DONKEY DICK HOSER GYPSY WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? WIENER NIGGER BENSON SUCKS SHITFUCKER ASS ASS BRITNEY SHITFACE PEDOPHILIA D'OH HELLFUCKER HOT GRITS GANGBANG CLIT SHITSLIDE SHITFUCKER [EXPLETIVE] DUMBASS I WILL END YOU! PEEPEE DAGO SHITSKIN FUCKER WOODPECKERSHIT BASTARD RUSTY TROMBONE RAGHEAD SHIT MOTHERFUCKER ASSHOLE CUNT SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS SHITE PISS ARTIST SHITE FUCK FUDGEPACKER CHIGGER PENIS ON A BUN SUGARTITS DICKLICK HELL BOB SAGET SHITSLINGING MASTURBATION SPUNK NIGGER WHO'S A PEACH? DATCHA SWEETUMS! GOOD PUPPY! RANDY TRAVIS SHITHEAD VAGINA TITS TITS PUSSYLICKER I AM CORNHOLIO! ASS GOD DAMMIT HELL CUM I'LL RAPE YOU BEAVER SEMEN EPIDIDYMIS SUGARTITS FAG FUCK BLUMPKIN DOUCHEBAG FUCK SHITTY RAT'S ASS INCEST BLISTERING BARNACLES FUCKING A FROG JERK OFF PRICK BUTTFUCKER D'OH PISS GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS DONKEY DICK FOUR-EYES WANKSPLAT BITCH YID POLAK ASSBANDIT STUDENT MOVEMENT DUMBASS DOUCHEBAG JESSE McCARTNEY CLEVELAND STEAMER PUSSY PISS ARTIST GOD DAMMIT DICKLICK I'LL RAPE YOU FUCKING JUMP! ASSCRACK ASSCRACK PISS OFF MY ASS COCKING FUCKBOROUGH DOT HEAD GOBSHITE TURD MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS CONDOMS FUCKBAG KIKE BATHING SUIT AREA GOD DAMN FROG'S FAT ASS PRICK ANUSCAKE CLUSTER FUCK SHITE SHITHEAD SPANK THE MONKEY FUCK NUGGET WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? SUCK COCKS IN HELL! POMMIE DICKHEAD BEAVER SOD OFF PISS ARTIST ASS SHITSLINGING JAP JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS HELL SHITTY I WILL KILL YOU! FASHION BUG JAP LENS CRAFTERS FLYING FUCK JACKASS HO HORSE PENIS ASSCRACK TOSSER JACKASS TRANNY FUCK FUCKBAG SNUFF PORN GRAPE PENIS KNOBJOCKEY BUKKAKE LET'S SHIT WANKER BAD MOTHERFUCKER CLUSTER FUCK UNICORNS DAMN PUSSY BRITNEY GOAT DICK GOBSHITE PISS FUCK COON MASTURBATION IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! DAMN IT TIT DIRT VAGINA BAT FUCK INSANE SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH FUCKWIT JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK MOTHERFUCKER DOG FUCKER THONG TASTER TITWANK FLAMING ASS BADGER DUNE COON MASTURBATION FUCKER TRANNY TWAT SHITE LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS CUNTING ASSCRACK SHITTING DICK NIPPLES SHITSLINGING SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH YUKKY DOODY GOD DAMMIT PUSSY FUCKSTAIN CUNT CRAPPER FUCKING JACKASS GOD DAMMIT GRIS FRITZ INCEST CRAPMUNCHER VENEREAL DISEASE P'KANG YOGHURT CANNON DICKHEAD MOTHERFUCKER BOLLOCKS D'OH FIRECROTCH ASSRAPING GENITALIA BUNG-HOLE ASSCRACK DICKLICK SHITBALLS RUSTY TROMBONE POMMIE FUCK PENISPENISPENIS!!! WANK ART METAL PRODUCTS CLEVELAND STEAMER PORCUPINE'S BALLS AUTOFELLATIO BULLCRAP BULLSHIT SHITHEAD HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK PEDOPHILIA TIT DIRT VENEREAL DISEASE AMERICA ONLINE PORCH MONKEY FUCK YOU ASSRAPING YID COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS MARCH OF FLAMES BUTT-HEAD BALLS RICK MORANIS RAT'S COCK PISS OFF ASS pen0r MARCH OF FLAMES NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! BRITNEY CRAPPY RAT'S COCK FUCKING PISS NIGNOG DICK SCUMBAG SHITFUCKER BITCH FUCK TENTACLE RAPE [EXPLETIVE] DAMN TOSSER SHITE FELCHMONKEY GOD DAMMIT FRENCH TICKLER ASS BASTARD FLYING RAT'S ASS TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE BITCH KIKE SPICY CUNT FUCK DICK PISS SHITHEAD TITWANK WHORE I DON'T HAVE AIDS SEX FUCKER SONNY BILL WILLIAMS COON GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS FELLATIO HOMO POOPOO DUMBASS PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT BALLS INBRED I WILL END YOU! BLOWJOB BUGGER SPUNK DONALD RUMSFELD COMMUNIST DILDO HOMO FUCK FUCKSTAIN FUCK KIKE SPIC WANK WIENER IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! FUCKSTAIN SONNY BILL WILLIAMS MILF BELLEND FAGGOT BASTARD PISS OFF CUNT NIGNOG RAGHEAD SHIT FUCK BOOBS IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! FUCKSTAIN YOU WANKER SHUT UP, MEG! PISS OFF JOHNNY BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink DUMBASS BITCH MARGARET THATCHER BUGFUCK DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT DAMN BOLLOCKS WANK DYKE NIGGER FUCKHEAD BIRD IN THE HOUSE JOHN SMILEY FACE FUCKSTAIN SHITE I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL SEX PEARL NECKLACE CONDOMS [Insert dumb, possibly made up racial slur you've never heard before here] REDSKIN MONKEY SHIT FUCK NIGGER RAGHEAD ASS SHITE DOUCHE FRIG DILDO BEAVER HAIL SATAN! CUNTBUCKET FRIG BULLSHIT FUCKBAG AUTOFELLATIO RAT'S COCK VAGINA BULLSHIT TOTAL WEHATEMARIO BITCH SHITTY BANGKOK BASTARD COCKING FUCKBOROUGH DAMN PUSSYLICKER DOODIE HEAD TWAT POOPY CUNT WOMEN'S RIGHTS CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR PIGS MIGHT FLY TITS TITTIES DICKFACE CUM CUNT BOOBIES FLYING FUCK BUGFUCK PECKERHEAD HOMO BUKKAKE SUNSHINE DOUCHING ORGASM ASS FUCKTARD MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! SHITE FUCKING FUCK GYPSY MARY WHITEHOUSE JIGGABOO PEDOPHILIA SHITSLIDE WIGGER RUSKIE FUCKER Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive PEDOPHILIA and with the FUCK A DUCK and his GOD DAMN of girraffes in which BASTARD while reading about DAMN!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See RAT'S ASS also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• SOD OFF

Article written in the style of its subject This article is DAMN funny because it is written in the real or RONNIE ARTHUR imagined writing style of its 30 CASES OF PICKLES subject. If you do not find it funny SHITFACE, it is probably because you are an INBRED HORSE SHIT ignorant cultural philistine who does not recognise this without explanation. SHITHEAD If you still FUCKING do not find the article funny, that is probably because a DICKFACE joke loses its humour HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS when it is explained. If you hadn't been MOTHERFUCKING TAMPONS so ASSWIPE ignorant, then you wouldn't have DAMN needed to have the joke explained to you in the first place. Now FUCK OFF! DICKHEAD DICK SAGGY TITS DEVELOPERS! ARSE!!!!!I <3 COCK

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