Talk:C
hahahahahaha
It was funny for the first 2 paragraphs, but the last two are pretty stupid. Rewrite, anyone?
it's a copy of that other "accurate" wiki.
It was so fucking incorect!
- include <STD ISD PCO.h>
- include <mobile.h>
- include <sms.h>
- include <love.h>
- define Cute beautiful_lady // where the fuck is definition for beatiful_lady??
int main() { goto college; scanf("100%" ,&ladies); //C uses scanf, not c , dum fucks. c uses cin ?? operator! if(lady ==Cute) line ; //What line?? while( !reply ) { printf("I Love U"); //again, no print f. cout << "I Love U"; scanf("100%" ,&reply); //cin >> reply; } if(reply == "GAALI") /* GAALI = ABUSE */ main(); /* go back and repeat the process */ else if(reply == "SANDAL ") exit(1); else if(reply == "I Love U") { lover =Cute; love = (heart*)malloc( sizeof(lover) ); } goto restaurant; restaurant: { food ; smile ;
if(pay && lover) // dont want a crash, do we?
{
pay->money = lover->money;
} /* else { printf("geez, just saved us from a crash"); } */
return(college) ; } if(time==2.30) goto cinema; cinema: { watch ; if(intermission) { coke ; Popecorn ; } } } Edit
Listing of principles in the Fraktur font[edit source]
I tried to use a different font for listing the principles, first with <math>\mathfrak{...}</math>, but that did not work. Then I used Unicode, but not all letters render correctly on my computer. Oddly, the same characters sometimes do and sometimes don't show correctly. Can anyone explain why? I have not given up trying to fix this. Michael9422 (talk) 22:27, 9 December 2016 (UTC)
- Well, on a different computer, all of the special unicode characters render correctly, so maybe it is not a problem. Michael9422 (talk) 03:25, 10 December 2016 (UTC)