Popbob

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WATCH OUT! THE INFAMOUS GRIEFER POPBOB IS NOW ON UNCYCLOPEDIA!

OH NO! THE INFAMOUS GRIEFER POPBOB IS GRIEFING UNCYCLOPEDIA'S MAIN PAGE!

Popbob is an INFMAMOUS GRIEFER who got her start on 2b2t, THE OLDEST Anarchy Server in Minceraft, and thanks to her reign of destruction, chaos, and sheer insanity, she is the greatest threat to world peace. Before Popbob, the world of Minecraft was a utopia of blocky buildings and pixelated sheep. After Popbob, it was a post-apocalyptic wasteland where even the sun looked like it was about to glitch out and rage-quit.

EARLY LIFE:

Popbob’s origins are shrouded in mystery, much like her ability to somehow grief without ever being seen. Some say she was raised by Endermen. Others claim she was born from a glitch in the Matrix. What we do know is that Popbob first appeared on 2b2t (THE OLDEST and LEAST SAFE Minecraft anarchy server) and immediately began wreaking havoc. Rumors suggest her first act was to accidentally unleash a swarm of silverfish that devoured an entire player's 12,000 block long wooden bridge. RIP, Steve.

Legend has it that Popbob didn't even know how to craft a pickaxe at first—until she griefed the tutorial world.

POPBOB'S FIRST GRIEF: THE RISING OF A LEGEND

Popbob's debut on 2b2t was the kind of event that made other players put down their controllers, grab their emergency survival kits, and maybe a bottle of Pepto-Bismol. Her first major act of chaos was the destruction of "The Great Base of 2012," a monument to human suffering that had been painstakingly built by players who actually thought they were safe. They weren’t. Popbob turned the base into a crater the size of a small moon. Players logged in to find nothing but remnants of their once-proud creations, and a strange message scrawled across the sky in bedrock blocks: "EVERYTHING IS POPBOB." It was like a slap in the face, but with TNT.

THE BOBBING OF POPBOB: TOXICITY AND TERROR

Many players ask, "What made Popbob so dangerous?" Well, it wasn't her ability to blow up blocks (though that was impressive, and terrifying). It was her complete lack of fear, decency, or any sense of humanity whatsoever. Popbob was the kind of player who would show up at your base, give you a friendly wave, and then proceed to lava-cast your entire inventory, burn your pet dogs, and leave you with nothing but the creeping dread of her return.

It didn’t stop there. Popbob was a tactical mastermind. She would infiltrate alliances, convince everyone to trust her, and then, just as you were about to share your diamond stash, she'd turn around and grief your very soul. Her most devastating weapon? Psychological warfare. She’d spam your chat with incoherent nonsense like, "I’M POPBOB AND I WILL FLY AWAY WITH YOUR DREAMS!!" until the server admin just gave up and banned everyone, except Popbob. Even the server's anti-cheat software couldn't figure out how to deal with her. It was like trying to catch a greased lightning bolt.

POPBOB’S LEGACY:

Today, Popbob's name is synonymous with absolute chaos and unhinged destruction. She didn't just break blocks—she broke minds. Entire server factions have been wiped out in the blink of an eye. Entire biomes turned into nuclear wastelands. She single-handedly brought 2b2t to its knees on multiple occasions, until it finally realized that if you just let her grief, she'd get bored and leave... or maybe come back in 10 minutes with a pet ghast on a leash.

You can still hear whispers of Popbob's name in the Minecraft community, like a haunting tune sung by a phantom. No one knows where she is now, but if you ever see the letters "POPBOB" scrawled across your screen, you might want to log out... and maybe take a nap. Because your entire world might just be gone when you wake up.

POPBOB IN NUMBERS:

• Griefing Efficiency: 9/10 (I mean, she literally made an entire server implode with a single click.)
• Mental Breakdown-Inducing Impact: Infinite (Seriously, what do you do when everything you love is reduced to a pile of exploding sand?)
• Times Banned: 27, but nobody can stop her because she’s basically a ghost at this point.
• Number of Allies: 0 (Who needs them? Allies are just TNT waiting to happen.)

Popbob isn’t just a griefer. She’s a force of nature, a walking existential crisis wrapped in a Minecart. No one is safe. No one is prepared. And if you find yourself in her sights, just remember to pack a Minecraft-sized suitcase, because it’s going to be a long, destructive ride.

HIDE YOUR DIAMONDS. HIDE YOUR BASES. HIDE YOUR SANITY. Popbob is coming.

Or maybe she already has.

POPBOB SEX DUPE

The Popbob Sex dupe is a duplication glitch that only works on 2b2t. It's extremely overpowered.

1. Stand in a safe location, preferably with a healthy amount of health and food.
2. Do the chicken dance while whistling "The Star-Spangled Banner." This step is crucial, as it supposedly activates the glitch.
3. Type /popbob sex dupe into the chat window. Don't worry if it doesn't work; it's not like this is a made-up command or anything.
4. Drop a random item on the ground. This step is essential, as it "anchors" the glitch to the physical world.
5. Stand back and admire your handiwork. Wait for the server to magically duplicate your items and transport you to a parallel universe.