Norman Invasion of England (video game)
Setting the scene... Server: England[edit | edit source]
Will_teh_Bastard has entered the server
Eddy_Con:i is leavin ths game
Eddy_Con:Will u can have mi server admin privelages
HardMan:n00bs
HardMan has server admin privelages
Will_teh_Bastard: u bitch
HardMan: lol owned
Eddy_Con has left server
Will_teh_Bastard:wtf man
HardMan: he said i culd hav it
Will_teh_Bastard:god dam
Not happy... Server: France[edit | edit source]
Will_teh_Bastard pm: froGGy: dude help mi own this guy
froGGy pm: Will_teh_Bastard: sure
froGGy gives 1000 soldiers to Will_teh_Bastard
Will_teh_Bastard recruits army
Will_teh_Bastard: yes
Will_teh_Bastard: i is 1337
Uh Oh... Server: England[edit | edit source]
Hard_Fi57 has entered the server
Hard_Fi57: sup guys
Hard_Fi57: i is invading this shiz
Will_teh_Bastard: sup
HardMan:no way!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HardMan marches army to Stanford Bridge
critical hit
Hard_Fi57: wth i wasnt ready
Hard_Fi57:c u guys
Hard_Fi57 has left server
HardMan:n00b i is teh pwnzor
Will_teh_Bastard launches fleet
wind 100
Will_teh_Bastard: F***
Will_teh_Bastard launches fleet
Will_teh_Bastard lands near Hastings
the Battle of Hatings... Server: England[edit | edit source]
Will_teh_Bastard: yes!
HardMan:dude wth i was in battle
HardMan marches army to Sussex
HardMan: i will pwn again
Will_teh_Bastard: no way biatch
HardMan uses shield wall
Will_teh_Bastard attacks HardMan
damage 1
HardMan: POWNEDZOR
HardMan attacks Will_teh_Bastard
Will_teh_Bastard counter attacks
critical hit
HardMan: noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Norman_archer101000100111 uses arrow on HardMan
critical hit
HardMan has left server
ENGlishxaarmy: screw this shiz
ENGlishxaarmy routs
ENGlishxaarmy has left the server
Will_teh_Bastard: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWNED
The aftermath... Server: England[edit | edit source]
Will_teh_Bastard:who else on teh server
Pesant66: just me
Will_teh_Bastard:sweet
Will_teh_Bastard marches army to London
Will_teh_Bastard has server admin privelages
Will_teh_Bastard: i powns this server