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This user maintains a strict policy advising against all personal attacks.


The Game

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  • RULE 1: You are playing The Game (If you goto www.lost.eu/69389).
  • RULE 2: Whenever you think about The Game, you lose.
  • RULE 3: Loss of The Game must be announced.

The object of The Game is to forget that it exists.

Programming

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This user can write Cascading Style Sheets.
<html>This user can write HTML.
 This user can program in JavaScript.
{{t|1}}This user knows roughly how a template works.
W3CThis user believes in compliance with W3C standards.
{{Wiki}}This user can write in the MediaWiki language.
w:)This user is a wiki markup enthusiast.

Computing

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Messaging

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  This user uses
Windows Live Messenger.
ISPThis user uses the email account provided by their ISP.

Websites and services

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 This user is not interested in Uncyclopedia.
 This user tracks their money on Where's George?
 This user is a member of Wiki.
BeboThis user keeps in touch with their friends with Bebo and their URL is Whats4Sale.bebo.com.

Search engines

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GThis user will use Google before asking dumb questions.
 This user uses Wikipedia as a primary point of reference.

Software

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  This user contributes while using iTunes 12.0.0.


PsThis user contributes using
Adobe Photoshop.
ps-3This user is really good at Adobe Photoshop.
 Warning to Vandals: This user is armed with VandalProof.
 This user uses free software wherever and whenever possible.
OfficeThis user is using
Microsoft Office XP or higher.
 This user uses LimeWire.
 This user uses BitComet.
 This user uses
Shareaza.
P2PThis user uses P2P file-sharing services unashamedly.

Browser

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 This user does not contribute by using a web browser. Rather, they upload material directly to the internet by using the awesome power of their mind.
  This user contributes using Mozilla Firefox.
 This user prefers Mozilla Firefox.
 This user thinks an explorer can't be better than a fox! 

Operating System

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XPThis user uses Windows XP.
 This user prefers Windows computers and is frustrated by Macs. 
This Windows user has experienced one or more Blue Screens of Death.

Hardware

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 This user has their display resolution set to 1024×768.
  This user contributes using a PC.
intel
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This user contributes with a computer based on the Intel Celeron microprocessor.
 This user contributes with a computer manufactured by Dell.
 This user supports HD DVD.
bThis user supports Blu-ray.
 This user still remembers these.

Internet Connection

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<56kThis poor user contributes using a dial-up connection slower than 56k.
IPThis user's IP is Dynamic And Never The Same.

Animals

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 This user likes kiwis (not the fruit).
  This user owns one or more small birds.  
 This user is owned by one or more cats.
 This user has a pet dog.
 This user loves Jack Russells.
 This user is a fish owner.
 This user has a pet Goldfish.
 This user's favourite animal is the Komodo Dragon.
 This user thinks sheep are cute.

Comedy

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 This user is NOT known for taking themself too seriously.
ALLThis user is a fan of all kinds of comedy.
 This user is a Monty Python fan.
You Might Be a Redneck If...This user is a fan of Jeff Foxworthy.
 The user is a SUPER FAN of
Mr. Bean.

Food

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Ethics

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 This user is a carnivore.
 This user does not eat fish. Ever.
 This user believes that caffeine is necessary in large doses daily.

Food Loves

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 This user prefers pepperoni pizza.
 This user has been known to eat a hot dog on occasion.
 This user DOES NOT like Green Eggs and Ham.
 This user eats chili.
 This user worships Mexican gastronomy and gladly eats some chili con carne with his Corona.
 This user loves to eat fries, or chips.
 This user loves to eat pizza.
 This user eats popcorn.
 This user loves sausages.
BAM! This user believes that gaaahhhlic is a beautiful thing!
 This user has eaten Vegemite and is thankfully still alive.

Fruits

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 This user eats apples.
 This user eats bananas.
 This user is constantly in a dire need of blueberries.
 This user loves oranges.
 This user practically inhales jalapeños.
 This user likes a little bit of food with their red pepper.
 This user eats strawberries.
 This user eats watermelon.

Grains

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 This user is a cereal killer.
 This user enjoys muffins.
 This user loves pancakes.
 This user loves pasta.

Vegetables

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Serriously i hate vegetables!!

 This user eats potatoes.
 This user is afraid of mushrooms.

Meat

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  This user loves bacon!
 This user loves to eat beef.
 This user loves Salami, especially Saucisson sec.
 This user loves döner kebab.
 This user prefers rare steak.

Indulgences

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 This user loves brownies.
  This user prefers dark chocolate
 This user enjoys jelly beans.
 This user eats M&Ms.
 This user likes
Chocolate Chip Cookies.
 This user likes Ice cream.

Poisons

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 This user does not drink milk and consequently does not suffer from calcium depletion.
 This user drinks soy milk.
 This user drinks hot chocolate.
H2OThis user drinks water regularly.
 This user takes his/her coffee with Only Soy creams and Too Many sugars.
 This user would rather drink coffee than tea.
C2H5OH-1This user drinks relatively infrequently. they are probably the better for it.
 
This user drinks beer.
 Beer respects me.
 Any beer is better than Foster's.

Cola's and co.

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S-1This user only drinks carbonated beverages on special occasions.
CokeThis user likes to drink Coke on occasion.
Fanta This user drinks Fanta Grape.
 This user drinks Mountain Dew.
 This user prefers Coca-Cola over Pepsi.
CCVThis user loves to drink Vanilla Coke.

Games

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 This user is a Sudoku addict.
 You just lost The Game.
GAMEThis user plays "the Game".
 This user enjoys chess.
  This user plays Jenga.
 
This user passed GO!
(…so where is my $200?)
 This user definitely couldn't defeat Garry Kasparov and Deep Blue with a row of pawns and a bishop.

Cards

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CardsThis user enjoys playing card games.
 This user plays with a full deck.
 This user enjoys playing blackjack.
 This user enjoys playing cribbage.
 This user enjoys playing Go Fish.
 This user enjoys playing poker.
 This user enjoys playing solitaire.
 This user enjoys playing Texas hold 'em.
 This user enjoys playing 52-card pickup.

Computer

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cvg-3This user is an advanced gamer.
1337 This user can write & read in 1337.
 This user is addicted to video games.
This user enjoys playing retro games.   
 This user is opposed to regional lockout.
 This user plays games on a graphing calculator.
 This user prefers to play games on a PC.
PS2This user plays games on the
PlayStation 2.
 This user wants a PlayStation 3 but is too poor to get one.
 This user plays Pac-Man.
MMO
RPG
This user believes MMORPGs are a waste of time and/or money.
RS This user has been hacked on RuneScape.

Maths

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a² b²=c²This user is an intermediate mathematician.
  This user can divide by zero.
 This user is a mathie.
 This user loves getting tangled up in Knot theory.
This user knows that math is  .
 This user knows how to prove that the square root of two is irrational.
  The Irrational Proof Medal
This medal is awarded to TunezNZ for knowing how to prove that the square root of two is irrational.
You know one of the simplest proofs in the world! Great job! /sarcasm.
This user knows how to
Find x.
 
SIThis user uses the metric system and loves it. 
1112This user knows that eleventy-twelve is a real number.
 =1This user knows that 0.999... is exactly 1, but acquired a migraine learning it.
 This user knows the Ultimate Answer.
 This user knows how to travel 1 mile due south, due east, then due north and end up where they started.
 This user likes geometry.
 This user likes trigonometry.


Music

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Music Sub-Page

Misc.

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 This user is a member of the Wikipedia Department of Fun.
 This user strives to maintain a policy of neutrality on controversial issues.
 George Orwell taught this user everything they need to know about the government.