I am unique, not like everyone else, because everybody else seems like clones.
I once believed that I was the same as everyone, because everyone is "unique, like everyone else" but I have since then been spectacularly reminded that I'm a bit "different" (just like everyone else), though I sometimes wish I was like everyone else (which I probably am and therefore my wish in life has been granted, and I'm too lazy to notice or lick) hippopotamuses. Stop editing my page!