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This user is a native speaker of the English language.

This user is a smartass; known for frequently making bad jokes, smartalec comments and having bad pickup lines and is proud of it!

This user is being held hostage in a fortune cookie factory! Help! Ooooh.. here's a good one! Confucius says you will be held hostage in a fortune cookie factory.

This user is a paladin.

This user is not and has never been Napoleon.

Just because I think everyone is trying to kill me doesn't mean they aren't. You know what I mean?

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This user is a geek.

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This user is elite.

This user is a Norseman.

This user politely asks:
Who are you working for?!

This user has been assimilated. Resistance is futile.

This user thinks Keith Olbermann is superior to Bill Orly in every way possible.

YA RLY

This user always looks on the bright side of life!

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This user demands you
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This user is a Trekkie or Trekker.

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This user thinks Attack of the Clones sucks more.

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This user supports the Rebel Alliance.

This user enjoys chess.

This user is addicted to video games.

This user plays games on the Nintendo DS portable console.

This user prefers the Xbox and the PlayStation 2 to the GameCube.

This user contributes using a PC.

This user thinks the Xbox 360 is Superior.

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This user plays Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic.

This user plays games from The Legend of Zelda series.

This user is a former member of the worldwide family of Scouts.

This user enjoys writing.

This user reads between the lines.

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This user is a definite fan of manga.

This user contributes using Firefox.

This user contributes using a PC.

This user's Internet service provider is Comcast.

This user contributes using Microsoft Windows XP.

This user uses Google as a primary search engine.

This user's favourite colour is orange.

This user loves pancakes.

This user eats potatoes.

This user eats cheese.

This user likes pie.

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This user is a non-drinker.

This user drinks Coca-Cola

This user drinks water regularly.

This user drinks milk.

This user is an omnivore.

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This user prefers metric units and cannot figure out why Americans and Brits have such a hard time with them.

This user plays the saxophone.

This user enjoys classical music.

This user enjoys jazz music.

This user enjoys rock music.

This user advocates the use of more cowbell.

This user enjoys skygazing and astronomy.

This user is owned by one or more cats.

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This user is a native speaker of American English.

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This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Bullshit.

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This user does not wish to speak or hear dumbass, but is resigned to the necessity of at least understanding it in an environment of massive collaboration.

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This user cannot tolerate any form of Gibberish language, and is therefore easily emotionally traumatized by The Sims.

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This individual still maintains a shred of dignity in this insane world by adhering to correct spelling, grammar, punctuation and capitalisation.

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Este usuario puede contribuir con un nivel básico de español.

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This user would like to be able to speak some more languages.

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This user can write HTML.

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This user is addicted to ellipses and has been known to use them indiscriminately...