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vn-1

This user page has been vandalized once.

This user patrols the recent changes Old School Style.

IQ	This user's Intelligence Quotient is 149.

One can never have too many
userboxes.

This user qualifies as a
nerd extraordinaire.

This user is a hacker, or identifies with and promotes the hacker ethic.

This Wikipedian knows
how to use a slide rule.

This user is a transhumanist.

This user has beaten ClueBot NG to reverting vandalism.

BS-5

This user is able to contribute with a professional level of Bullshit.

This user enjoys the works of Neal Stephenson.

nws-4

This user newspeaks plusgoodwise.

This user enjoys reading anything.

This user enjoys the works of
Robert A. Heinlein

This user is a member of the Welcoming Committee of Wikipedia!

This user may be a bit eccentric, but is definitely not demented.

This user is hopelessly addicted to editing Wikipedia.

This user believes that anyone who thinks Wikipedia is an unreliable source should continue their quest to find a better website.

PhD

This user aspires to be a doctoral student.

This user is self-educated to an advanced college level.

All Ears

This user has a very long attention spa-look a butterfly!

This user is a Go player.

This user prefers using userboxes to fill up his user page instead of actually writing something useful.

This user despises vandalism and reverts it with extreme prejudice

This user has a zero tolerance policy on vandalism.

This user tries to do the right thing. If he makes a mistake, please let him know.

We

This user sometimes refers to themselves in the majestic plural.

ə

This user is a Grammar Nazi.

USage decline

This user uses American English, but is appalled at its rapid and continuing deterioration.

#

This user chats on IRC.

This user is a Deist.

agn?

This user knows that agnostics are not necessarily non-believers.

This user believes that the universe began with a big bang when God said, Let there be light.

c~~Rap~~

This user can't stand rap music.

This user believes Bagpipes are
underused and underappreciated.

ﬁreﬂy

This user thinks Firefly is the greatest television series ever made.

xkcd

Sudo make this user a sandwich.

This user follows Maxim Six:
If violence wasn’t your last resort, you failed to resort to enough of it.

This user enjoys classical music.

This user enjoys the works of
J. R. R. Tolkien.

This user is a WikiBadger.

C

This user's alignment is too chaotic to be assigned a good-evil value

This user expects an Impact event during their lifetime. ^†

E=\gamma mc^{2}

This user understands Physics at an advanced level.

This user has averaged one edit each ~1.1 hours, since (actually) joining Wikipedia on 24 March 2016.

This user supports secessionist and autonomist groups so long as a majority of the people living within the region in question support secession or further autonomy, that it is achieved through nonviolent means only and that the minority that do not support independence are treated with respect.

This user knows that genetically modified food has saved over a billion lives, and that all agriculture is "genetic modification", what we do today is just faster.

bash-1

This user is a beginner Bash programmer.

BASIC-4

This user is an expert BASIC programmer.

py-4

This user is an expert Python programmer.

re-2

This user writes intermediate regular expressions.

Tcl-1

This user is a beginning Tcl scripter.