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Anonymous asked:

I would like to see the teaching rat puppet

(And a rat poll, but that isn't important right now)

Sure. Her full name is Garbanzo Beantessa Marzipan Rodentia II, but we call her Marzipan or Bean. She loves to collect rocks and she doesn’t have an inside voice.

At first I was self conscious about using her in front of a crowd, but now she’s more real to me and I don’t have to script our interactions anymore. She would very much want to see a rat poll.

Brown rat puppet wearing a little necklace and sitting on a filing cabinet

RAT RAT RAT RAT

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kjell000 asked:

I think a snake with just two poll options would work great

sure. what the hell.

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not head

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Really curious to see what happens to this one.

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what would fix you

psychedelics

human centrifuge

big sword

frozen in ice for a thousand years

baseball episode

neopets lab ray

medieval torture

big pot of stew

psychedelics again

lava lamp

deckhand job on a trans-antarctic tall ship sailing expedition

SSRIs

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poll this would fix me i think the ice thing is worth a shot

huduvudu

catboygirling asked:

can we do a chicken poll?

draconym answered:

Several people have requested chicken poll, and I agree: it is time. Let’s invent a new breed of chicken together.

Chicken Builder 9500

beak

comb

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( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡° )

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I will, of course, draw the chicken.

draconym

Why is there a winky face as the last option???? I didn't add that???? What does this mean????

draconym

If winky face wins I don't even know how to interpret what that means. Eyes? Wattle?? Please leave a comment with your theories.

huduvudu

Chicken equivalent of this expression?

Shit, I have a cursed idea, can you bother me when you see this?

draconym

Animated gif of chicken parts being resized. Ends with a zoom in on the chicken\'s tiny head to reveal it has the expression of the sassy duck meme from above.

Henpai has noticed you …

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draconym

Anonymous asked:

Might I propose a stegosaurus poll?

draconym answered:

Yeah, we need a break from mammals.

Stegosaurus

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body

legs

tail

plate height

number of plates

thagomizer

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As always, I will draw the result.

draconym

animated gif of the stegosaurus drawing being resized according to tumblr poll proportions.

I think we could have given him an even bigger thagomizer if we’d tried.

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draconym

citricsinger76 asked:

might i request. goldfish poll

draconym answered:

Great idea.

Go: Fish

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eyes

length

tail

fins

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draconym

animated gif of a sketch of a fish being resized to fit the parameters of the poll

It’s … fine. He’s fine.

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Anonymous asked:

Might I propose a stegosaurus poll?

Yeah, we need a break from mammals.

Stegosaurus

head

body

legs

tail

plate height

number of plates

thagomizer

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As always, I will draw the result.

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draconym

pikku-peruna asked:

A Sheep poll perhaps?

draconym answered:

Sheep Poll Perhaps

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As usual, I will treat the results as character creation sliders.

draconym

As with previous polls in this genre, I presume that the "average" sheep would have equal proportions of each part. The degree to which each deviates from the average will determine its size on our Final Sheep.

drawing of the poll sheep. Its legs are short, its body is large, its ears are floppy, and its head is small enough to fit in a teacup.

The Final Sheep indeed.

draconym

Can you see why I didn’t add a “wool” option now. If we let it grow any longer we’re going to have to feed her through a straw.

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draconym

pikku-peruna asked:

A Sheep poll perhaps?

draconym answered:

Sheep Poll Perhaps

head

ears

neck

body

legs

tail

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As usual, I will treat the results as character creation sliders.

draconym

As with previous polls in this genre, I presume that the “average” sheep would have equal proportions of each part. The degree to which each deviates from the average will determine its size on our Final Sheep.