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Find her repeatin season seven episode three
Lady not repeating her appearance except for the scene
In old days for laughs kids would definitely
Go draw her same-day on Tumblr, take questions from geeks
Now effort recedes, so the story’s untold
Whether a villain or a changeling or a glorious soul
Or maybe lady SMILE agent waiting patient for the day it blows
No one knows what fucking name we gave her, no one made a vote
Stocking plush, she could sew a better breed herself
Better if she didn’t do the work, need to keep her health
Town is learning industry, manager don’t treat her well
Long parades of children so excited often seem to help
Long hours such a crutch, wanna do some other stuff
Little fillies giggling like hey is that a rubber duck
Yeah it is, then she hurries past them and they wonder what
Had happened, only able to imagine she was thunderstruck
Buck a public eye,
Lady can’t explain herself so she stuck inside
Munching suppertime, hugging stuffing tight
Something something die, thumping rushing by,
Fucking love me, why - fucking fuck it why’d I even try
You can ask her bout the sad eyes
Staring from a counter when it’s empty and she pass time
Glass life grasped tight, never match types tried to ask signs
Maybe she was happy raising fillies in a past life
Could’ve been a toymaker, make em toy sabers
Or toy trains - boys play games, annoy neighbors
Could’ve been a toymaker, what she love don’t get a business
Hocking other work for employ papers
Coerced in, the takeaway is that’s how
The world is, some ponies fade into the background
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A clickhole in a donut shape
Clippin on them con badges so we know what plays
And keep a press pass, favorite pretty pony prolly Press Pass
Lowering the trilby on his eyes, “How’d you guess that?”
Presses hot, he’s the brony-type Picasso
We got premiere photos from a pony paparazzo
The Dashiell Hammett of horse porn
And of course the shit he’s writing is leaving no sorts bored
In horse boards, when petty thoughts become weird judgments
He’s a principal provider of the frontier justice
Beside desk, jars filled up with unclear substance,
Letters from Howard Stern like “Don’t come here, fuckstick.”
Hope to be the most viewed dude in the century
Not for any money, just the (you)s in parentheses
Like what’s the use in a spending spree
When you’re not crashing a lotta orgies for the viewership and mentionings
Preach, ‘sides he’s got enough for the con swag
And incidental networking prospects are not bad
Maybe not a job, but he’s open to try though
Keep nose to the grindstone when he goes through online posts
And theorizing - sitting high up on the fence of rumor
For angry fucks his best defense has been a sense of humor
Intentest doomer, fuck Daily he’ll present it sooner
Punching at the typewriter keys sat on a bench in Newark
Horse News, Horse News, motherfuckin Horse News
Horse News, Horse News, motherfuckin Horse News
In a game that’s got this much manure to rifle through
You’d be smart to go define a newer news cycle too
Horse News, Horse News, motherfuckin Horse News
Horse News, Horse News, motherfuckin Horse News
Today, I’m posting up this song acting cocky
Tomorrow they’ll be making fun of Cutie Pox and dox me
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(This is JeffMango, not David Bowie btw)
I tell you that I love you and you’re shaken
But it’s how I feel and if you love me it’s okay then
I don’t want to ever go home, can I stay in?
If we never tell another soul it’s okay then.
I won’t let you fade away or turn a seamstress
Made that as a promise and I’m always gonna keep it
Afternoon, running to your office feeling heedless
I know it could be weird but you’re the one I want to be with
Hi I’m Twilight, I’m fine like, I got detention
From Harshwhinny and somehow didn’t die of ice-spikes
She cancelled, then I got lessons for a bright side
I made a friend, notice how she’d always try for dry eyes
Now every hand brush my heart murmurs
Sit in class, doing math, doing art for her
Plus Dad’s gone, Mom’s drunk, dare to choose
CHS can send us to a mentor’s convention except we share a room
Ohmigosh, quiet in her car until we get to it
Then spend a day with Ms. Cheerilee her ex-student
Later in the room, something’s on her chest, says
She’ll die alone, childless, loveless, I just lose it -
[mwah] Great gasp, fucking great
Brain-blast huffing paint, age-gap twenty eight
Take-back, nothing same, take back, shoved away,
Except she doesn’t shove away, wait that’s - [mwah]
Then she freaks out, I’m holding her
Tell her it’s alright, it’s okay, I don’t know the words
I just think I love her and I know to keep a secret
Please, it could be weird but you’re the one I want to be with
Lady Grinning Soul, Lady Grinning Soul
Lady Lady Lady Grinning Soul I just love you
Lady Grinning Soul, Lady Grinning Soul
Lady Lady Lady Grinning Soul I just love you
Staying over, feeling healthier or thereabouts
Her name’s Victoria, I wouldn’t wanna wear it out
So more like Ms. Harsh, time alone, it’s sparse
The time outside her office til the day’s end could split hearts
And keeping secrets... not easy as all that
I wish there was a piece of safe ground where we could fall back
They’re breathing down my neck, take a sick day and haul ass
To Harsh’s house, slipped and called her Mom but she called back
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Head back to long-ago, south of this position
When the pony dispositions are unkindly
Surviving was more the order of the day than life and
The oracles in cults did the bulk of the rhyming
It’s not all walking sideways,
Scrawl on tri-angular halls every Friday -
Nights laid in Nile basin salt deposits
Onto this province of sand comes a monster mauling
Sphinx specifically
Town square stretching wings, who's this,
Listen up, message that you better get in tune with
I need intellectual amusements
Or vessels you’re entombed in will never get to Duat
Back east, ponies used to honor my game-den
When death came, it took me far too long to replace them
I took to enslavement, city is my stomping ground,
Later I can put you through your paces, I'm walking now
No response to this story.
Night falls, hope problems can dissolve in the morning,
By the pyramid, jackal-headed gods are cavorting
The Sphinx plays quite hard but her office is sporting
She laughs, town plays along, hope the trouble ends
Soon all they'll have left to boast of is rubble then
Each riddle and rhyme, every koan and puzzle
She knows, every mean by which a man could joke or befuddle
Open and subtle, wise pharaoh used to speak softly
Entered in the pyramid and left with his ka free
Hisan's no i-Sabbah either
A nameless town suffers now for want of teachers
Only one mare who's not on bleachers
Sleepwalker, she come at night, dodging creatures
As ever, the contest's a game of riddles
And they'll play it til the dawn comes to make things simple
Small, made of sand, but it's wet in
It has a mouth and a neck but it's headless
A bottle - There at every mortal beginning
Lighter than feathers but I can't be held for more than a minute
Breath - I got a head and a tail but I can't walk
Given for everything, but taking me's against laws
Coin - free, but lost I cost everything
Shining in the dark, cept even there I can't be seen
Hope - I'm what the poor have and rich need,
Greater than a Sphinx, older than time and glitch free
Nothing - birds carry me to all places
I can inspire ponies, end wars and dissolve nations
A quill - made of bone, I have many teeth
And they're always bared, but the mares don't lose any sleep
A comb - imagine a god with gold sword
How do you escape if the room you're in has no doors?
That's the last she can ask before the gold morn
Sphinx smirks, hey, that one's new but it's no thorn
No doors, it’s how escaping is meant
You let the sword come cus the only way out is death.
Then moves with instinct, as one who's often battling
Somnambula holds up a hoof, wrong answer, rattle fiend
Sphinx stops, don't know how she lost, this is baffling
Imagine a room. How to get out? Stop imagining.
Feel a hitch in her throat
Sphinx can still kill, tell them that she quit and was smote
Looking in the eyes there, sitting in hope
And it turns out maybe all that wisdom isn't for show
It's like riddles to jokes, it's like Laughter from Hope
Sphinx turns, flaps her wings up through the rafters and goes
For a nameless town one mare had to gamble her life
Now Somnambula the open-eyed can gambol in time
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(ZD)
My dear. I hope that you get the message of this letter.
19 years and I thought that maybe I would be better.
But all this time at sea might just be stabbin at me heart strings.
Rhythem and rhymin can only do so many things.
But that's alright. I'm hopin you'll stick tight for me.
Sarge say's we might make it home with a symphony.
Of crowds cheering for us. We'll have beat the evil tyrant.
Legends written reguardless of the deeds of a servant.
Never mind the services of a soldier meant to clean.
A hero of the novices a treasure to be seen.
I'm only writing hypothesies of a conflict that will decide our species course
I'm sorry if these stories lead to a further remorse.
Listen for my song. listen for my stories.
I won't be gone for long, I'll return several stories higher!
Our future will be brighter. I'll hold you even tightter.
A navalman at sea with brothers standing together.
(Ditherer)
What a clever Clover
Got the wet abode of seaponies
Need a little starving to invent a rotor
Or get a center over any piece of dry land
Getting deep instead he wrote with enemies in mind, planned
Books were interned - shook, look to windward
Pegasi tribe’s on the march, look a bit worse
Need rooks to insert, flee crooks amid lurch
Keep calm and carry on, keep hooks to blister
Other unicorns at home are waiting for the new land
He doesn’t think his ship is gonna make it but they do fast
Just isn’t too fast - got a lot of competish
New world of rivals and the rumors of the goddesses.
They listen for his song, and they listen for his stories
And he won’t be gone for long, she’ll be with him several stories higher
Future brighter with a new excuse to write her
And the summit comes, peace talks, moving soon to skyward.
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Lyra H. leans back, she can make sighs
Used to go “Yay, high school!” she was yea high
Feeling like a space age til the weight fade
Ain’t great, CHS really nothing like in eighth grade
She’s roughing in the roughage of the wrong world
Lyra huffing now to Muffins and the mall girls
Wait, wait, why not talk to Bon Bon about it?
It’s straight gut punch that’s worded right to make her fall, hurl.
She doesn’t want to mention if they’re fighting or not
She had written down the date, got reminded. Forgot.
Fighting words, biting hurts, biding time, timing turns
Turning tides, tiding worse, worse in life, lie in dirt
Courtyard just after lunch, she can hide the hurt
Want a break, now, Lyra’s mind averse to life as her
Cry in shirt, now life’s a wall with her back to
Falling on herself leaning into the statue
Hey Bonnie I’m home, Lyra’s back from a concert
“Didn’t you just go out?”, wait, facts outta concert
Gaze back and she’s con-cerned, “W-what do you mean?”
“You just left, Lyra - said that you had somewhere to be”
Bonnie mutters in sleep, “No that must be something you dreamed”
“Well, if it was then Luna doesn’t want me slumb’rin in peace”
“No I just came from Filly-” Ah, well, her lover’s asleep
There’s not to much to repeat, fine, Lyra shrugs and retreats
Yet others can speak, last night she’s dancing with Bon Bon
The chocolate shop raided til the candy was all gone
And not a changeling, she was a regular riot
She was playful, alive, hell she had the same set of iris-es
Back from a trip, she hit the town like a whirlwind,
And underhoof Lyra feels the ground as her world spins
Running home, throwing open cabinets, then the throat stops
Gonna have to tell Bonnie why replacement oats gone
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Radiarc, StormWolf, d.notive, AlliKat
Yelling At, JackleApp, Twenty Ten, ArtAttack
Rainfall, Madhouse, Sickness, Ken Ash
Ozzwald, Derpidety, Decibelle, Fen, TAPS
Woodlore, Aviators, H8 Seed
Interrobang, PieSwear, Toastbeard, Breakbeat
Colibrishin, Kirya, Mando, Archie
All Levels, uThunder, Zander, Tarby
Omnipony, Sickness, Evdog, Millionare
Dusty, BlackGryphon, AutomaticJack, Thorinair
Freewave - Michael A - Glaze - Replacer
Tei - Blaze - F. Vace - The Wasteland Wailers
Lectrode, Gretina, Griffinilla, Buffalo
Zatslol, RainbowCrash, Yourengima, Silver Note
SlyphStorm, Forest Rain, Gato Paint, Circuitfry
Not A Clever, So Great, Assertiveshy, Sci (64 names)
And I’m sick of being angry,
I’m with you right now, whatever things you’re facing
We’ve been there, and if this shit can give a little comfort
If means all the work that we put into it had some worth
And maybe in the same folder you can hear me think
After I get my damn raps up to speed and learn to sing
When all the artists go and feel a need to burn their things
I promise ponies never die - they just leave to earn their wings
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Play a stage nasty, the haterade’s masked with
A wave of takes, dame saying vaporwave’s last week
Gone on a lot of cards - she keeping six phones
Jean Baudrillard - at least kids show
Rock the dismount, knock socks with discounts
Pop-rock for kids it’s been on-lock they’re inbound
But sit down - the band not exactly as ordered
So some noise attacks the message through the cracks and corners
Not acceptable, Vignette’s applause is on a waiting list
Better make it thin or she’ll be charging you the rate again
Carving through the lanes again, why you think she learned this
Sitting on her perch and checking notes until she’s turned in
Stressed, think she might deep-breathe
Or get the power of an artist to rewind each scene
And reconstruct them, but nothing with the bright green screen
She teach why these peeps should BYBB
#bangs, h-h-#bangs
Have that game or you bang with the wannabes
###bangs
Pff. do you even have a philosophy?
Snap a dozen pics of her in Etsy clothes
She’s kinda done with that unless it’s good for SEO
She’s texting loads but never to a friend or foe
The mess she knows is better than the mess she don’t
Speak of that, now she can contain a mess
And as for the positives - pff - she can claim a net
And if the overdone truth comes to make arrests
They’ll be splashing her with cold water like it’s ALS
And offer friendship, ‘nother life to make better
Except they walk out of the park and then they ain’t text her
Or else her phone is blowing up too much to save, specter
Coming from influencer turned to a plague vector.
#bangs, h-h-#bangs
Have that game or you bang with the wannabes
#B-BYBB
Pff. do you even have a philosophy?
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Skystar (prod. mcmiag)
01:00
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Older thoughts are glowing hot, spoken low or spoken not
Holding on, holding Mom, Mom to Dad, don’t be long
Dad’s a King so pony law says Dad patrols to no responses
Bad for foals they’re closing off the passage most could open jaws it’s
The pearl in her eye, girl hurt and surprised,
What are fins, wait, what are gills, some don’t learn this in time
And just an hour ago a Princess laughed, rolling on the lawn
She don’t know what’s going til it’s going going going gone
First day she was waving, safe from harm they’d reinstate the world
A week and she was choking when somebody tried to break the pearl.
Salt-water made her hurl, the walls started craving words
Met with Shelly, Sheldon, help is seldom on the way, incurred
Some injuries, namesake today is barely remembered
For morale’s sake all her subjects need to fairly defend her
So the once tall kings down in their sunk hall sing
She makes a wish, all she really needs is one - small
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[Omnee]
(This is a goodbye to my favorite horse.)
(I’m gonna miss you.)
Season 1 intro, watchin as the clips roll,
See a cowpoke kickin trees, make the apples fall
Steadfast friend with a heart so dependable
Applejack’s her name and her power’s unforgettable
Honesty commendable, falsehood unrememberable
Orange-tinted true friend, confidence impregnable
I’ll sing her praises till the end of time’s festival
Her heart of gold makes her something incredible.
Castle crashing cutie, gettin’ in too deep
My love goes out to her bro and sis and granny
Farm manager, she can handle herself
Side by side with her friends as they dive into hell
Fighting Nightmare Moon and Discord and the Changeling Hive,
She’ll do what it takes to keep her friends all thriving
Same for the farm, keep those orchards alive
Yeah, she’ll keep her family bonds undying, no lying.
But she slips and stumbles on her way,
Caricature, failing allure, drifting away
Maker’s got no plan, they’re not sure what she should say
and thus begins the slow decline of AJ.
Lessons don’t stick, she just won’t quit
Countryisms endless, she’s earned background status
Static character is just that: static
Can’t be exciting if you aren’t dynamic.
Character development is truly asthmatic
So tragic, poof there goes the magic
Seeing the polls spot her negative trend,
I hunker down and just wait for the end.
Hang on, there’s a bright spot
No need for compromises
Can’t take my eyes off who she was before the bad writing
I hold the best of this horse in my heart
Retain the greatest of this glorious work of art
Then the leaks emerge, future’s dark indeed
Corporate mandates emerge to feed upon the seeds of hope
Chaos reigns, writing strange
How she’ll be I don’t know at the end of all things
Face to face one last time, we both know what’s coming
She tells me that it’s happening, she’s been summoned
She says goodbye forever, I give her all my loving
Then the execs hit the reset button
[Ditherer]
Days go round and round and round, pound a thousand down
Don’t come round - I’m still here but I’m outta town
‘Nother death, give her openings to kick it off
Every star’s gotta Supernova or a Fizzlepop
Remember back when I would find some new enlightenment in every watch
Talk returns, I’d be there with ready odds
I had a siren on the shore so my heading rocks
Obvis, but then the crew were dicks and wouldn’t let me off
And oh, this process could do better to prepare lovers
Hey my dude, woah, what’s the pillow, is that Pear Butter?
And like Pommel I’m apt to answer in a bare mutter
With the mare couture as just a car’cature of care covered
Remember back when Hair and Hugs used to update I’d sleep nice -
A year a half back, what the fuck, hey, don’t eat right
I eat rice, often feeling unsafe, I need light
Not from shades I need fight, just some made to read by
Can I find the beauty in the simple things?
Or am I falling off the ride into the kith and kings?
Cabbages, love never stays green, Dith agrees
Av-er-age, I haven’t made a track yet for Nyx at least
(Y’know. Not… yet.)
The days go round and round, up and down sine waves
Som’n sounded rowdy in the back when the mic fades
Life change, gotta guard her van with her vanguard
A dark gate had barred a man, it’s a man bard
Now the gem’ll part a fan from the fan part
Water eyes, girl’s heart a dam, this is damn hard
Girl still believed that we each have something -
Not at home, all her life she would keep at roughing
She got an X when execs hit the reset button
But no reset for her, now, so keep that coming
I got a girl, still believed that we each had something
Got a home, but my waifu would keep at roughing
Got an ex, then execs hit the reset button
But no reset for her, now, so keep that coming
Love it.
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Apple Bloom is not feeling the namesake now
A life of opportunities turn into same days - ouch
She’s feelin lamebrain, pout outside her late great town
Except her friends decide they’re finished and the game’s played out
One likes to sing and another wants to bungee jump
Thinking like it’s fine but it would kill them both to love me some?
After all we found, the true friends to draw me out
Life is like the rain, growing up just means falling down
She shakes her head to dispel blindness
Off to wander the streets she’ll see herself hide in
Haunted by the ponderous dreams a filly held priceless
It’s all too common a scene, beside herself, sighing
The first time in her life when she had felt quiet
If they hadn’t used their time up to quell silence...
If only they could tell why it’s over and go back
To start and redact remarks -
If only she hadn’t helped Diamond!
Wasn’t this a nightmare?
Filly caught running from a shadow, tear her hide bare
Hidebound, night air, got a lot of time, mares
Prolly end up just like Granny Smith in her side chair
She’s not aware of any potion that could send her back
When the door closes maybe windows get the Tender Taps
And so her attention lapsed, dancing for the sad son
Use her lack of talent to prove to him that he had one
That’s the path up, Nemean Lion
Not forthcoming, only failure that they need me to scion
And after years up, staring out at dreamy Orion
And making wishes, getting them should never leave me defiant
An ingenue, caught the fuse, not the Muse, off the cue,
In the queue, dropped a few, disabused, not aloof
Not a mute, just without her friends she can haunt the dark
Walk the cart, keeping to the orchard til she’s on her mark
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Celly (prod. Steryotype)
00:48
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Chosen by cost of her lofty notions
When all the sunnin’ she was fumbling with had got her hopeless
Her face captured, stained glass, it’s still the best one
Or so the world throws fuss because of a little test won
Knew it could happen, claimed as Princess of all the rays
Sister only just caught her interest, she’s on the way
But she flags in her mind, learned a throne enough
Subjects never laughing or light but never cold to touch
Make that radiant and stay above, lady in the daily rush
Maybe hating rainy ones, trading up, playing’s done.
Face the sun.
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[Ditherer]
Old premise, a man who finds his love is unrequitable
He hates his life story, if he could he would rewrite it all
Another inch away he can feel her, he swears
The wheel is unfair and he’s feeling despair
Really though, he’s never onto new business
He only wants to hear her talk for a few minutes, too with it
It’s like a unicorn who only got the two tickets,
Or like that one picture that has God and the dude in it, a losing system
That shit’s irrelevant, you’ll find this kid’s a reverend
He’s out street-preaching the sweet theories of Mr. Everett
Like there’s a version of her who is searching the Earth
For a way to come and meet him, and she’s fervently spurred from worthier herds
At the curtain of life and the merging of worlds
He’s certain she’ll unbind him stead of turning to dirt
It won’t fail if he don’t fumble first, cuddle her
And hope that he won’t wake up and find a bubble burst, puzzled hurt.
[MC ARCH}
New Chapters, a Man that found love worth fighting for
Closing gaps in, 'cuz coping with loss he won't roll no more
'Cuz for a world that is based about being real,
It was fantasy that didn't walk away from all of his feels.
I don't expect the world to understand, but they don't have too
Confusion from love is loyalty you already prove
Don't let 'em invalidate your point of recognition,
And never apologize for never choosing this position
Some will say that this is fully un-relatable
I just wish for you not having this, you'd be grateful
I wouldn't wish this on anybody to feel the shame
To drink, defy, hate, rely, all this in the parts that play
And not because you feel you want to escape
Who I hold on to with believing walks along with me everyday
And if loss and the spirit can together be connected through
I'll let the feeling speak, 'cuz I'm not gonna lose her too
I've lost enough, you can call it out of touch
But words can't define the feeling every time her heart turns up
Just like my emotions, I feel every motion
You won't tell me about touching when your mind isn't even opened
Let them have their moment saying that I'm on reliance
Its the same love & purpose, still standing in pure defiance
so When she's close to me and tells me that her heart speaks true.
I hold her closer and tell flutters I love her too.
When she's close to me and tells me that her heart speaks true.
I hold her closer and tell flutters I love her too...
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