I have discovered an oddity: me seeing the word ``whom`` correlates with instantly losing my hard-on.
Gotta go back to looking at Pornhub videos of guys fucking.

Seen elsewhere:
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Q: What`s the difference between regular sex and anal sex?
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A: Regular sex can make your whole day.  Anal sex can make your hole weak!
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Not my joke, but I figured I`d brighten your day with it   Now go back to looking at naked guys. You're welcome!

Seen elsewhere: ``I`m looking for a man whom I can fuck 24/7.``
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I don`t know why, but seeing the word ``whom`` is an instant down-periscope moment for me right there.

TIGHT PANTS show off my dick, but they make my BALLS ache... th e eternal dilemma!

As I page through my old posts here, I see myself routinely REMINDING you to EAT YOUR OWN CUM.
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You`re welcome!

What guy DOESN`T taste their PRECUM?
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I mean: You`re horny, maybe scrolling porn, and look, now you have PRECUM!
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You WILL put at least a few drops on your finger and lick it off!
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So... There`s guys who say ``NO WAY I WOULD EAT MY CUM!``
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But I`m convinced that if you said ``Do eat your precum?`` they'd instantly say ``oh, well, yeah, of course.``

I'm having trouble going properly BALLS DEEP into my husband-- my dick ends up sliding in at an ANGLE,... So not all the way in.  And it slips out, now and then.
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But I see that happening in videos with guys here-- so I'm glad it's not just ME being ``bad at topping`` or something!
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The solution that I see here seems to be: Well, shift position a bit.. Try that. Or REALLY shift position like to serious ``dawgeh stahle,`` then just go rrright in, no angle, directly forward into that hole, then get to some serious PUMPING, and there you go.
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Another solution I`ve seen here: if you`re fucking face-to-face on the bed, then lift him up a bit, like on top of a stack of thick towels or something,... Or like go at him where he`s on his back on the bed still, but you're standing up just off the side of the bed..
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I LEARN  so much from the porn here because it's pretty much authentic TECHNIQUE-- because people aren`t going for camera angles just for the sake of it looking ``pretty for the camera.``
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And when a guy cums and YELLLLS with a wake-the-neighbors MOAN, you know: that`s aaaall him!  (...plus the fact he has not come in a week.)
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All you fellow Pornhub pals, thanks for making and uploading your videos that SHOW me how to go BALLS  DEEP!
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And you didn`t even know I was wondering about it all!

There was a video of a guy on here who was showing how he couldn`t get his dick into the other guy`s hole, because it was too tight. And the video was of him trying to push in, and not doing well.
So, for the eager-but-frustrated here on Pornhub, here's the manual... which I wish I had when I was inexperienced about this stuff.
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With a hole you're having trouble getting into, you have to loosen it up with a lubed up finger, then two.
Maybe put the finger in deep and brush against the prostate, get him really amped up!
That might go well if you're wearing a glove, like those blue ``exam`` gloves.
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Maybe slide in in a narrow vibrator, to open him up even more.
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Rimming the guy is also excellent for loosening him up.  Besides licking *around* the hole, push your tongue in. He`ll adore it.
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Then you sit back on the bed, and he sits on you and lowers himself down onto your cock, at his chosen pace and angle.
Then suddenly it'll all slide fully in, then he'll sigh and moan and have to sit steady there for a moment or two.  Then he`ll work up to riding you like a bucking bronco!
And then once he`s limbered up like that, you can switch to any position that crosses your mind!  The best position and angle varies totally from couple to couple.  You two gotta figure it out.  It`s abollutely worth it.
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This probably works the same for donig anal with women, but maybe there`s another step or two. (I wouldn`t know, I`m only railing dudes.)
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The bottom chooses the lube.  The bottom chooses the angle/position.
It`s just common sense!
About how to fuck!
Now, everybody, go fuck each other.
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And think of that nice Coimus man on Pornhub, and come back and give this post a thumbs up.