i think star trek should write an in universe reason why some series don’t have swearing and some do. make it a universal translator glitch or something.
the captain of each ship can turn the swears on or off when they want to
Kirk would have kept the swears on but any ship carrying Dr. Leonard McCoy is required by Starfleet regulations to turn them off
ok since everyone seems to like these type these words into the tag box and see what comes up 1st, here’s another one!!
— then
— are
— kiss
— ass
— just
— lol
— me
— that
— tbh
— did
— something
I like these way too much.
mine are so bizarre bwahahaha
I don’t even know
THE NOISE THAT CAME OUT OF MY MOUTH
THE NOISE
AND AND AND THE FEELINGS
IT’S LIKE IT’S A CAT
OR A RETRIEVER DOGGIE
ALL “HEY GOT IT LOL HERE YOU GO JK THIS IS MY DINNER I AM A SNAKE”
BRINGED YOU A FISH
Holy fuck look at this man child lmfao
Context: this is the guy who became CEO of a pharmaceutical company and promptly raised the price of a life saving AIDS medication from $13.50 to $750 per pill.
He’s basically been a huge piece of shit in the face of justified public backlash over this (basically playing the “lol I’m rich I don’t care about your criticisms” card). Even Donald Trump has panned this guy. He eventually promised to lower the price (he didn’t say how much), but this hasn’t happened yet.
Recently, he donated $2,700 to the Bernie Sanders campaign in order to buy a meeting with him (some sort of play for power). Sanders and his campaign manager were aware of the situation with this dude and “refused” to take his money. But instead of just giving it back, they donated it to an HIV clinic as an extra slap to the face.
Shkreli has been trying to play it off (also saying Sanders should have given it back instead of donating it), but judging by this latest tweet I just got in my email, he’s starting to crack :y
Sources: http://www.advocate.com/politics/2015/10/16/bernie-sanders-gives-martin-shkrelis-donation-hiv-clinic
https://mobile.twitter.com/MartinShkreli/status/655863780912574464
He then posted a picture of “his fracture” on twitter from punching a wall. Then someone did a reverse image search of it and found that he couldn’t even punch the wall or fracture himself, he decided to lie about it and just get the X-Ray photo from the internet.
It’s. Precious.
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no the other screenshot is better
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Lol I’ll root for the Patriots for the first time ever.
Lol no I wont
PANTHERS PLEASE
Belichick was a Trump supporter in 2016, and I don’t know that he’s changed his mind
but I can also see him deciding to troll Trump because he tried to tell the NFL what to do and there’s no NFL coach who takes that well, but Belichick least of all
(also at this point in his career he’s just achievement-hunting, and “Won the Super Bowl with Colin Kaepernick” would give him bragging rights over Jim Harbaugh for life)
Lol I’ll root for the Patriots for the first time ever.
Lol no I wont
PANTHERS PLEASE
Belichick was a Trump supporter in 2016, and I don’t know that he’s changed his mind
but I can also see him deciding to troll Trump because he tried to tell the NFL what to do and there’s no NFL coach who takes that well, but Belichick least of all
(also at this point in his career he’s just achievement-hunting, and “Won the Super Bowl with Colin Kaepernick” would give him bragging rights over Jim Harbaugh for life)
Good evening I was just reminded that Blaine Gabbert is still on a roster and Colin Kaepernick isn’t
I’m at my dog sitting job in a pretty old countryside farm and the lady who does the cleaning up here told me this morning that there are old tunnels (now closed up) running from the house to the church (1km) and I did not want to know that
Imagine what could come from there? Ghouls, ghosts, vampires?
Do you think celebrities just have each others phone numbers and like Miley Cyrus will just text beyonce and be like “dude I want Mac and cheese so badly rn lol”
beyonce is not texting that wet noodle ass girl lol
“who are you how did you get this number”
“it’s me miley! lol”
“security team enroute to your location to confiscate your phone, thank you for your cooperation”
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i wish everyone could smell the inside of my apartment right now because i have a chicken roasting AND chicken broth simmering on the stove and i am sitting in my home office wrapping up some weekend work and doing a terrible job of staying focused because if this were a cartoon i’d be yanked along the scent trail to the kitchen by my nose while i drooled like a basset hound
