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The Friendly Necromancer

-A Pokemon Fanfiction

Banette is a pokemon that exists to give meaning to abandoned and discarded things. Typically they do this by possessing abandoned dolls when they evolve from their first form Shuppet. But when an ill-treated boy dies alone a friendly Shuppet he named Diya takes it upon itself to give his life meaning. Diya possesses and revives his body, becoming a Banette, and sets out to make the boy’s dream of becoming a pokemon trainer come true.

Along the way Diya makes friends, fights some pokemon, finds a deep and abiding love of scarves, blurs the line between living and dead, accidentally becomes a necromancer, and to everyone’s surprise even finds the time to accomplish its original goal and catch a pokemon or three.

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[This lovely fanart is by Large_Egg, posted on their account here. Go give them a comment if you like it.]

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Also, here’s some inside-book-cover reviews comments, if you want something other than just the author’s word to recommend this.

Sengachi writes death and life’s little everyday events with equal reverence. -Guile

I really hope this story takes off cause I’ve never read anything like it and by God do I want to keep reading it. -Tech Priest Gemm

This story is magical. The first chapter made me cry like a waterfall but Diya is so optimistic and happy about the world I cant help but feel the same. -Bloodalchemy

I love this chapter, not only because of the joy and wonder as Diya explores this world through a new perspective, but also, on a sort of meta level, how it mirrors starting up a new game and immersing yourself in that world feels. There’s the same kind of curiosity and wonder … I probably felt something a lot like that when I first played pokemon Diamond! -polaris_writes

zanmor:

politijohn:

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some people aren’t taking notes

sabrsiren:

suffering-and-misery:

adhd paralysis sucks bcuz im just sitting there and my brain is like

YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME

no work done no rest gained. literally no point of this at all

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just wanted to share these executive dysfunction comics i am so sorry to whoever drew them these have been saved on my phone for like 6 years

thejaymaniac:

Been stuck on this bossfight (veil of consciousness) for like 4 and a half hours. I’ve made countless attempts, but Melatonin potions seem to be glitched. Fighting it in a common cold zone, which should be debuffing it, but i think it’s debuffing me more. Stamina bar keeps running out too, even though my meals a day x3 combo is maxed out. Anyone know a way to cheese this part? I know abt the Hat Man Gambit but i think that increases Dementia’s spawn rate later in the game. Ive only used 1 All Nighter this week, but I’ve heard it’s bad to use them in common cold zones? Plz confirm

rostekhorn:

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tsunderebot:

depsidase:

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“Man of his time” is always a bullshit excuse.

One: in any time period, there’s a whole spectrum of beliefs. You may not find people who’re exactly living up to modern specifications, but there are sure as hell people who are a lot better than others. It was always possible even in respectable society to find people that were pointing at it and saying “this is wrong.”

Two, about that “even in respectable society:” whenever there are people like Columbus, there were, in fact, millions of people who knew that what he was doing was wrong and said so. Why? Because his victims sure as hell knew it was wrong!

“He was a man of his time” is basically a demand that we judge history from the point of view of the worst people in it. It’s choosing a side, it’s choosing the wrong side, and it’s deleting from history everyone who was oppressed by these people and everyone who objected to the oppression. You want to talk about erasing history, that’s the real erasure. And if you want people from the past whose memories we should be honoring, it’s these people.

Reading the reblog and realizing there’s one last thing I forgot to say:

“He was a man of his time” is what twenty-second century fascists will say in order to excuse Donald Trump and explain why we should build statues to him, while telling their fellow citizens that you, me, Kamala Harris, Joe Biden, and seventy-odd million Americans never existed; that everybody in the 2020s was some kind of Nazi; that people back then were just so simple and sheltered that they’d simply never been exposed to such radical and modernist thoughts as ::checks notes:: “maybe we shouldn’t elect a politician who tried to violently overthrow the government last time he was in office;” and, in general, that nobody in 2020s America should be blamed for failing a moral and civic trial that the national electorate, for all its faults, had somehow managed not to flunk for 250 years.

If that’s how we want to be remembered, “he was a man of his time” is the argument for us. It’ll still be bullshit, though.

depsidase:

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Speaking of Isabella of Castille: Their [her and king Ferdinand’s] actions included completion of the Reconquista, the Alhambra Decree which ordered the mass expulsion of Jews [and Muslims] from Spain, initiating the Spanish Inquisition-

THIS is the queen who was so horrified by written accounts of Christopher Columbus’ genocidal actions that she had him dragged back to Spain in shackles and stripped of all titles and assets. THAT queen. The one who cosigned the religiously and ethnically motivated conquest of Spanish territory, one of the greatest pre-Holocaust pogroms, and the fucking Inquisition. SHE thought he was a monster because of what he did.

This is like if fucking Hitler thought someone went too far with genocide.

doubleca5t:

doubleca5t:

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Explanation:

>Japan bombs Pearl Harbor which brings America into World War II

>The draft for WWII creates a labor shortage in the US

>Because of the labor shortage, companies start significantly raising wages.

>FDR is worried that if wages go up too fast it could create runaway inflation, so he signs an executive order creating the National War Labor Board, which standardized salaries during the war in order to stabilize prices.

>Companies wanted a way to compete for talent in a limited labor pool despite not being able to offer higher salaries, so they started offering benefits packages to attract workers, the cornerstone of which was health insurance

>After the war, companies didn’t want to give up their role in providing health insurance because it served them well in terms of both recruiting and retention (i.e. you’re less likely to quit your job if it means losing your health insurance)

>This model becomes increasingly common across the US to the point where private health insurance companies are paying for the majority of healthcare expenses in the US

>Because the majority of healthcare costs were being paid by insurance companies rather than the people receiving care, hospitals began massively inflating the sticker price of their services with the expectation that the insurance company would negotiate those numbers down (as private insurance companies are want to do)

>Insurance companies take advantage of the increase in sticker prices by increasing premiums and passing off more of their costs to the consumer while continuing to negotiate down the actual price paid to hospitals

>This cycle repeats until the average hospital bill is completely divorced from any of the actual costs of the service

>In 2024 the average cost of giving birth in America is over $18,000

duckbunny:

furryprovocateur:

i mean this in the gentlest way possible: you need to eat vegetables. you need to become comfortable with doing so. i do not care if you are a picky eater because of autism (hi, i used to be this person!), you need to find at least some vegetables you can eat. find a different way to prepare them. chances are you would like a vegetable you hate if you prepared it in a stew or roasted it with seasoning or included it as an ingredient in a recipe. just. please start eating better. potatoes and corn are not sufficient vegetables for a healthy diet.

ways to prepare vegetable:

naked raw and crunchy. if you don’t like cooked vegetables because they’re Soft, try them Hard. this is an option for a lot more than traditional salad items. dip then in stuff if you want.

soup. no texture just soup.

pureed into mashed potato. like soup but it’s mash.

curry. Indian curry, Thai curry, tomato based, coconut based, with cream, dry spice oven roasted. don’t like the taste? taste curry instead.

covered in ketchup. covered in gravy. covered in garlic mayonnaise. Taste Something Else.

roasted in oven so they are cooked & soft but not Wet.

stir fry. you think I am saying ~showcase your vegetables~ but no I am speaking to vegetable dislikers and I am saying, shred it all finely so you don’t have to eat big lumps of anything and then fry it and cover it in soy sauce and honey so it all, basically, tastes of soy sauce and honey and you don’t have to think very hard about what any individual shred was before.

there will come a time when you eat a vegetable (minced bell pepper cooked into pasta sauce) (coconut curry but some of the potato was actually carrot) (beetroot falafel) and it will be kind of ok and you will want to have a breakdown over who you are if you are not always a vegetable disliker. overcome this trial. conquer. be a vegetable disliker who has found ways.

ultraviolet-divergence:

natalieironside:

Fellow science assholes and science enthusiast assholes: Hit me with your favorite wildly unguarded speculations about what conditions were like before the Big Bang. Bonus points if the crankery includes dubious math; we love reading about dubious math.

I enjoy the French bread model of chaotic cosmic inflation- before our Big Bang, there had already been many (infinitely many?) other Big Bangs, each leading to their own local universes. These other universes continue to exist around us, but because each creates its own expanding spacetime metric, we will never observe them. Note, this is different from the boundary of our own observable universe, about 14 billion light years away and increasing with time, which is only a function of where we happened to evolve and how old the universe is.

But within these different bubbles of cosmic inflation, new spacetime is being created too quickly for them to come into contact with one another. Or, alternatively, there is no spacetime between these bubbles, and so they can’t come into contact with one another, as there is no dimension for such an interaction to occur in.

These other universes share some, but not all, of our physics, because our physics is an outcome of certain symmetries breaking while our universe chaotically cooled down after our big bang. Certain fundamental constants will vary in these other universes, such as the mass of some fundamental particles or the relative strengths of different forces, whereas some will not, such as the speed of light. They may also have a different number of dimensions!

For additional dubious speculation, please see further in Max Tegmark’s hierarchy of different multiverses (the above is what he describes as level II)

I’m not even sure it’s wildly unguarded so much is perfectly reasonable and quite grounded speculation which needs more mathematical exploration, but it’s really fun, so…

This will take some background first though.

So. Thestandard model of the universe as we currently understand it is a variety of quaternion topological structures laid over a manifold with three dimensions of space and one dimension of time.

What that means in somewhat simpler terms is that spacetime is squishy and stretchy but does not tear, and has three dimensions which are negative, and one dimension which is positive. What this means is that if you go an equal distance in one direction in space and in time, they cancel each other out and the effective distance is zero. If you’ve ever heard that light doesn’t experience time, or that somebody moving fast relative to you experiences less time than you do, this is why. The distance you travel in this case is how much internal “time evolution” you experience, and (to simplify things) we are all moving in the time dimension at the same speed. So if someone moves really fast relative to you, you see their time evolution distance as being smaller than yours. But light is moving so fast relative to you that it appears to have no time evolution at all.

Then at each point on this hyperbolic (name for positive and negative dimensions together) spacetime, we can define a variety of numbers and these numbers are quaternions. So, complex numbers are numbers which have one real component, and one imaginary component. So like 3 i. Quaternions are like that but they have one real number and three different flavors of imaginary number. Like 3 i-2j 4k. Each imaginary number acts like i does, so j^2=k^2=-1. But also there’s ij=k and ji=-k. They’re fun and also for complicated reasons, extremely useful for describing three-dimensional rotations so they show up in a lot of graphics programming.

Now these numbers show up in complicated ways. For instance, let’s imagine a circle. Now we’re going to add a line from 0 to 1 attached to each point on the circle. That makes a cylinder right? Well sure, but it can also make a Möbius strip. The lines don’t have to be attached to their neighbors in a way that makes a cylinder. At one point on the circle we can have two of the lines be connected upside down creating a Möbius strip. Well these, both the cylinder and the Möbius strip, are what are known as topological structures.

Except in the standard model, instead of having a circle as the foundation, we have a hyperbolic spacetime. And instead of a simple line from zero to one, we have line segments of quaternions and infinite lines of quaternions and planes and volumes and hyper volumes of quaternions, and also real and complex numbers which can be made out of quaternions. And instead of just being able to attach things so that they look like cylinders or Möbius strips, there is so much weird stuff you can do with these structures.

And those weird structures are things like the electromagnetic field, the gravitational field, strong field, weak field, and the higgs field. And there are certain properties of those fields which create structures which tend to persist even when acted on by other forces, and those are particles.

Now this theory is incomplete, we know some ways it doesn’t quite match reality. One theory for why is that we need to extend the quaternion number structures to include octonion number structures, which have seven types of complex number. Unfortunately the math for this is so hard that in 45 years only one person (Cohl Furey) has made any meaningful progress on this theory, and that only recently. An attempt at a simpler to solve model is string theory, where each point in space-time is a circle instead of a point, but it’s run into a lot of trouble.

Anyway, that is the background necessary to understand this fun theory about what happened before the Big Bang. See, remember how I said space time has three negative dimensions and one positive? Yeah that’s not necessarily the case. You can also have three positive dimensions and one negative and get something very close to the physics we see. The difference is just that you swap a lot of the right hand rules for left hand rules, Like rules about how a curling magnetic field generates an electromagnetic force, where in this flipped spacetime the force would go the other direction.

So the question is, why do we see right-handed forces instead of left-handed forces? Why is the universe one way instead of the other? Well the answer this theory proposes is that it’s not, it’s both. On one side of the big bang you have positive time moving in one direction, and on the other you have negative time moving in the other direction. So on the other side of the Big Bang is just a mirror to our universe with differently handed physics rules.

The trick is that you need some weird math to describe the connection between the two sides right next to the Big Bang. I don’t mean this in the sense that stuff could be transferred from one side to the other, but in the weird abstract mathematical way where one connection defined a cylinder and another connection defined a Möbius strip. And it turns out that some of the mathematical connections proposed to make this work happen to come with interesting solutions to some perplexing bits of cosmology.

The authors of this theory are very reasonable and grounded about it, and will be the first people in line to comment that not enough work has been done to evaluate this properly as a theory yet, or even to construct a full theory which can be evaluated. But they also point out, quite rightly I think, but this is a much simpler and more sensible solution to some of our cosmology issues than string theory is, and think we should be investigating similar mathematical structure implications of the standard model before we go replacing the whole thing with string theory.

quasarkisses:

voidingintotheshout:

disaster-goth:

tiktoksthataregood-ish:

everyone in the comments like “its just focaccia” “he’s never seen someone bake focaccia before?” shut the fuck up

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And also, everyone has different experiences and an experience can be a person’s first time, even if it’s something you’ve seen over and over again. I was going on a hike in Central Jersey with a bunch of kids from Trenton, inner city. There were squirrels and birds singing. Typical suburban forest. It was a normal hike for me but this was the wilderness for them and they were excited and frightened because this was the furthest they had ever been from the city and they didn’t have any idea what a poisonous plant looked like or where snakes might be and it was all exciting and new, this suburban New Jersey forest. It’s really nice when you can just celebrate the exciting moment with a person without showing off how much of the world you have experienced.

I’m always grateful I got to see this xkcd strip when I was young enough to change

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